When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.

A regiment of Tilea's not-so-finest Mercenaries find a job offer that promises more generous returns than usual their business. However, a freak storm delivers them to a distant land that has conflict aplenty with all the opportunity that it brings.

This is the story of an adventurer named Bell Cranel. Bell isn't your normal day adventurer either. No, he is in fact, an unblessed one. No one would accept him into their familia due to his weak-looking self. Leaving Bell with one last option to secure his dreams. Watch as Bell becomes the first unblessed adventurer to enter the dungeon. Tread carefully young hero...

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)

Often we tell ourselves we would have done things differently. But can one really expect reality to change for them when they themselves often will not? It is difficult to change the past, when one already has a preconceived expectation of it. Perhaps it is for the better that Darth Vader has traveled to the past without his memories. Or perhaps it is worse. Only time can tell.

In one world, Robin died abandoned by those she thought friends, with the sword of her lover driven into her chest. In another world, a young man with no memories of his past was trusted to guide Ylisse in war. Given a new chance, the broken queen will make sure this young tactician survived, no matter the cost.

The spell that should have killed sent its victim to a world where man bound machines to their will. Warcasters commanded and warjacks obeyed, and the Fates that had meant for the boy to carry a burden found instead a girl who stared at them beside the empty crib of her twin. Fifteen years have passed and the Dark Lord has returned. The Light must have a champion, but who?

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

In the midst of a Chaos Invasion, a Tech-Priest of Mars is flung through a Warp Gate. Rather than a gruesome end at the hands of Chaos, the Omnissiah spared the adept's life. Now the Tech-Priest finds himself in a strange world with strange people, and must use his holy knowledge to protect it.

I wasn't expecting much from life as a D-Class, which left me oftentimes wondering about death. I expected some things and many things I didn't. I certainly didn't expect to wake up in my bed after SCP-173 killed me! Now it's up to me to survive the containment breach with my newfound powers. Too bad I was never any good at keeping out of danger... Follows the SCP:CB events.

Saving. Restarting. Two concepts in realms far beyond the reaches of reality, but what if it did happen? Especially to a certain loner who swore to never dwell on the past?

What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem

Having just had his first taste of a life or death battle, Shirou Emiya was prepared to begin walking down the path of a Hero of Justice in the world. What he wasn't prepared for was being flung to a completely different world, where he would be forced to immediately start his journey. Now as Shirou joins the ranks of Orario's rookie adventurers, what kind of myth will he write?

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

Words spoken at an exact place and time will always bring change, however slight - and it's always a question of it being for better, or for worse. And how do we know which of the two it is? Sometimes, just because it's what the box shows when it's open, doesn't mean it's all there is to it.

Bell had the strangest dream. Problem is... he can't remember what it was about. But the Dream remembers him. The Dream will never forget what he had done. And within the Waking World, the Hunters he had wronged will be coming for him. Oedon does not forgive those who disrupted his slumber.

A tiny pebble may start a small ripple. A small ripple that over time can turn into a tidal wave that affect the lives of many. Minato and Kushina find that out the hard way when their small mistake causes not only problems to them but also to the whole shinobi world. Non-Jinchuuriki Naruto was neglected for his Jinchuuriki Sister Story.

Momonga is the last member of the Guild of Ainz Ooal Gown. After many years of playing his favorite game, Yggdrasil, the servers are finally shutting down. Having put so much work and effort into Nazarick with his forty guild mates, he figured he would stay logged in until the very end. Little did he know that he would be thrust into a new world with a new dungeon to conquer. R/R

Thought dead, Harry Potter reappears out of the Veil of Death, aged and far more powerful then before. After defeating Voldemort, Harry turns to his training under the Sith Lord Revan to conquer the Earth and spread humanity out into the stars. However he discovers that Humanity is not alone in the Galaxy and that an even darker evil than any Sith exsits. Harry x Fleur/ Grey Harry

The one that was once a He, will now be an It. The one that is now an It, will once again be a He. Yet, what once was and what once will be, differ. This is the story of the travels of what once was, what one is and what once will be. Follow It, to its peril. Tags: Game System. Fantasy World. Psychological Horror.

Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

Bell had never heard of the goddess Serafall. But, hey, it's a goddess who wants him. Why should he care! He probably should have as things start to become weird. Like befriending monsters, girls suddenly coming onto him, guys calling themselves Heroes wanting to kill him and, oh, being able to do things normal Adventurers can't.

AU past OP-After Harry is thrust back in time, he has to survive his final years in Hogwarts and live his new life around people he knows will become Death Eaters. Can he beat his prejudices and give people a chance, or will he crumble under the pressure?

Having the power to do... basically anything is also incredibly annoying. Especially if you have to deal with the annoyances of life normally referred to as friends. Mind reading, pyrokinesis, teleportation, clairvoyance, and etc. It doesn't make life as easy as you might think. Especially when you end up in a world where everyone has their own power, or Semblance, they call it.

Vincent Valentine: A hero of legend, sleeping through time. What happens when he wakes up in Spira to find a new terror destroying the land and a new group of heroes asking for his help? Final Fantasy VII x X crossover. Read and Review!

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Jon Snow wakes up in Winterfell two years in the past. In a forgotten room, he finds a chest filled with his mother's letters and momentos from his infancy that no one seems to remember. Starting with the events of Game of Thrones, Jon struggles with his knowledge of the future, and an ancient prophecy. Drama. Non-canon compliant. Time Travel, AU, R L J.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

When a new piece enters the game, plans go awry and the board is forever changed. For the players, the outcome of the game had now become an uncertainty. A Wild Card had been drawn.

Before Neltharion's spirit could be fully consumed by the Usurper, the maddened spirit made possible through the Old Gods, he was able to save his imprisoned soul through the use of the Dragon Disk. A draconian, native to Azeroth, will return home but "slightly"... different; as the True Black Aspect, as an Essence of Death, and alternatively as Harry. Pre-cataclysm

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman, shortly after an odd Valentine's day, finds himself in a new world filled with magic, monsters, and gods. Though he knows not how he got there, he knows that the only way back to his home is through the Dungeon. Also posted on Spacebattles and RoyalRoad.

It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.

A particular Henchman's recent run-ins with some rather unfriendly young girls leaves him wondering if he chose the correct career path for him. Even he doesn't really think he makes the cut, but a new employer offers a chance to change his lot in life... Chases after the plot of RWBY and RWBY: Resolve. Sporadic updates due to lower priority.

One year after the events of Battlefield Bad Company 2, peace has been achieved. As the four members of Bad Company return to the U.S., a mysterious Gate opens up in Seattle. It is up to the U.S. Forces to fight these strange new creatures and explore a new world.

Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Jaune Arc was born physically weak and with a lot of health problems. Despite this, he decided he wanted to become not just a Hunter, but the strongest Hunter there ever was. And after three years, he achieved his dream. But now that he has become the strongest, he's not sure what to do with his life. So he decided to take up gardening and leave Hunting as a hobby.

Despite coming from a family of heroes, Jaune Arc wasn't quite there yet. He dreamed of attending Beacon Academy and becoming a master Huntsman. But for now, he was just Jaune. And one of his sisters wanted him to go ice-skating with her. Jaune wasn't the best at it, but what could possibly go wrong? Well, when it involved him that was just about everything.

Jaune Arc didn't think much—he was more impulsive than anything. So when he was kicked out of Beacon he had no idea what would happen to him. He never expected to become friends with the criminals he was sent to spy on... neither did he expect that the helpful little voice in his head was actually a she-devil trying to destroy humanity...

3 Kings fought for the wish granting grail in Fuyuki city. Another king who ruled over none but souls joins the war. What wish will he make if he wins?

They were strong enough, yet they continued to seek power. They preached for peace, yet all they wanted was war. They speak of kindness, yet they thrive on cruelty. They speak of life, yet they continued to slaughter each other. And now they were cursed, and they brought this curse upon themselves.

Remembered by history they thought his body belonged to Reach. To his purpose he rose again not only to defend humanity but a galaxy full of those who cried for freedom. Together, he bleed with them but he still failed. Can he shed his apprehension and work alongside the one human and her team who can stop the terror from beyond the darkness? This is the next chapter of Six's tale.

Tron is cured, Clu's fleet is entering Argon and the mechanics have just joined the Uprising. What's going to happen next? And are Beck and Paige finally going to give us what we want? My take on the second season of TRON: Uprising.

In a world where only Kunoichi exist, Naruto was happy to dream of being a healer. Life, however, is not without its tragedies, and the young boy will end up journeying across the land in search of himself. His journey, however, leads him into some spectacular situations. DISCONTINUED

There was a boy who devoted himself to become a seal, risking his soul to prevent mankind, who has lost the joy of living, from calling down ultimate destruction. When a cry of distress reached out for him, begging him to save a world that was not his, the boy descended to the world, becoming a savior once again. After all, he is the Messiah. CHAPTER 10: THE HEART

What if Church/Alpha was sent into training after all the fragments were made, then put into training and recruited as a freelancer into the Project? How would that change the Freelancers?

When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU

Neglected because his sister has the power of the Kyūbi, while he only has the soul. But it matters not to him for he knows that the peace his parents want is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, he gain strength. Through strength, he gain power. Through power, he gain victory. Through victory, his chains are broken. The Force shall set him free. Female Kyūbi and Itachi

When you want a job done right, you go to the right man, Boba Fett, the galaxy's most dangerous and relentless bounty hunter. As long as the pay is good and it adheres to his code? No job is too great for the Mandalorian, but when a job goes south and Boba finds himself thrust into events and a world far beyond his scope? He does what he does best...business as usual.

Namikaze Naruto is neglected, but he's fine with that. His younger sister deserves the training since she's the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. Taking over Itachi's role, he slaughters the Uchiha clan and escapes the village in search of the Akatsuki, preparing to infiltrate it for the sake of his village. !GoodSasuke !ColdStrongNaruto !AkatsukiNaruto !JionguNaruto !Incest !BroConSis !FemHidan

No. 04 Karasuba was someone who greatly respected the strong. After all, it was her life's goal to see all of them lie dead at her feet. So how exactly was it that she came to wing Sahashi Minato, of all people, at all?

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

Percy Jackson always had bad luck and as such was susceptible to unfortunate events. So why not add getting transported to a land filled with monsters who eat humans guts, and a group of women who could give the hunters a run for their money to the list of unfortunate events that plagued his life? And why not add in a Harem? I own nothing Eternal disclaimer! First Claymore/PJOxover

While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi

Dying before his life could even start, Harry tries to learn the point of his existence. Wanting to know if there is an actual point in existence, than simply killing or be killed. Harry-is-Uqluiorra, Harry x Small Harem

Upon a different circumstance, Jaune was inevitably kicked out of Beacon when his secret was let out. With a few twists and turns in his life. He has a new name, a new life, and loads of enemies. Now he's forced to face his past as he is now.

Gandalfr, the Shield of God, meant to protect its summoner from harm - a master of weaponries that would take on armies to protect its master. If Louise was destined to summon one, it would only befitting that her Gandalfr would be someone whom had been deemed a God, is a weapon master, and had took on armies alone... Another attempt with Mega Man Zero as Louise's familiar.

An Eversor assassin uncovers a Chaos cult, and is hurled into the Warp while uprooting it. By strange contrivance he is sent to Terra. But it is not the Terra he was created on. It is a world of heroes and villains. With no mission or handlers to chain him down, this drug-crazed killing machine must forge his destiny in a world that challenges his very existence.

Naruto has the power to control vectors after being taken from his parents by Orochimaru, and at home things aren't much better. His twin sisters are pushing away their younger sister Mito. Kushina and Minato are too busy with Naruko being an unstable jinchuriki to help. Mito with the help of her friends will search the world for a sibling who cares; even if he's a little insane.

"Spiritual pressure increases the fastest when the soul is in danger of termination." Urahara Kisuke. So why did nothing change for the terrified orange haired boy who's whole world died in front of him? In this story; it did. Now, Ichigo Kurosaki, a being different to any the Shinigami have met before, is heading to the Soul Society.

Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.

The adventure has ended. The lies were banished. But that is no guarantee that no new dangers come up. He learned that the hard way, when someone he never met before attacked him. So, what will you do, Narukami Yu? Stand between all you see? On one side? Or away from them?

Blasted from his homeworld, Shirou must find a way to survive in a world of monsters and adventurers. Is it possible for him to become a hero, when gods roam the world? Hiatus

The Potter's and Dumbledore come to Roanapur, seeking aid from Boss Chang in tracking down Harriet Potter, who disappeared when she was ten. They are looking for the true Child-Who-Lived, the True Chosen One, A Savior. That is not what they find. ONE-SHOT. M for disturbing parts. No Pairings. FemHarry. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Fic.

Private Cain is the only real soldier in Blood Gulch. So why the hell is he stuck here? Maybe the voice in his head knows.

Hated and shunned by his village, a young Naruto stumbles across an abandoned base that once belonged to someone called Hiruko. How will Naruto's life change as he strives to perfect and master the Chimera Technique and become powerful enough to protect himself from anyone that would hurt him? Eventual strong!Naruto, Dark!Naruto (ON HIATUS - SEE PROFILE FOR DETAILS)

After complications during the sealing of the Kyuubi, baby Naruto ends up being raised by the most brutal culture in Essos, the Dothraki, luckly said complications also gave him powers that led the Horse Lords to see him as a god in flesh leading him to have a somewhat luxurious life, but seeing the self-destructiveness of his people he decides to lead at least part of them himself

When a Harry Potter with a looser set of morals is accidentally summoned to Blackrock Mountain, no one could guess the effect it would have on him, the Black Flight, and Azeroth itself...A slightly different take on the Harry in Azeroth story. Darkish!Harry, Practical!Harry, Intelligent!Harry.

The defeat of Revan at the Foundry marks his disappearance. The Force works in mysterious ways, but sometimes, it might just land the right person at the right time, in the right situation, to change everything that is to come. The Force is neither Master or Slave. Revan knows this, and will endeavor to make it known once more... In a Galaxy Far Far Away...

Naruto, crippled of chakra and dismissed by his family was full of self-doubt and a deep yearning for love. After his reason to be is taken by his family he is contacted by a strange woman in the Forest of Death that shows him the care he longed for he could only be mesmerized, unknowingly falling into the spider's web. Neglected Naruto, Asura Naruto.

The Persian Pantheon is at its end. All Persian demigods but one have been killed by the self-proclaimed "God-King" Xerxes. Now, Perseus, the last demigod, and the last of any who have ties to the Persian Pantheon is on his own. The first being who is truly free from anything including Fate itself. What will he do? Only time may tell. AU.

Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.

A Single Child, the survivor of a Colonial Massacre. On Earth who can't say where he is from but is raised nonetheless as a human. Bound to serve the Federation, this child becomes something that the Arachnids fear, people praise him for victory, hope and most of all he's something more. This Child becomes an Ideal: Humanity's stand against the Universe. He leads, they follow.

Remus Cole had lived a pretty good life, all things considered. But then he listened to Snow Villiers. Lightning/OC, Hope/Vanille/Fang, Serah/Snow. Rated for language and violence.

Naruto is cast from his clan for not being special enough, like his siblings. Now he will become the most special person and make it known. By collecing all of the Tailed Beast and becoming the Juubi itself. Op Naruto/Harem

Humanity has fallen to the Green Flu, yet rose up to face the stars, watch as the Infected fight the Turians and kick their ass, make friends with the outcasts of the Council, and show the Reapers that even if they are a mistake, they are one that drags them to Hell as they once thought themselves part of.

It's a time travel story about Revan and Mission. They find themselves about four thousand years in the future with the Star Forge still intact.

When paths differ from the norm, the butterfly effect will come into play. What will occur once Madara shifts his plans into something that no one ever expected to shift to? The Box of Paradise? What will happen to the Fourth Shinobi War now? Naruto / Ryuuzetsu (Movie Girl)

Obi-wan Kenobi and Qui-gon Jinn meet up with soldiers from a time far, far, far in the future, beyond what they can even comprehend, and a galaxy so different it seems to hardly be the same reality. Now with new, longer chapters.

She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.

Rukia never gave Ichigo her powers, he didn't need them. Granted the power of the Noblesse by Cadis Etrama Di Raizel himself, Ichigo learns that with great power comes great boredom. Crossover with Noblesse.

Betrayed in the worst way, Naruto is now a hardened ANBU. Captain of the most elite squad. The War for fate of the Elemental Nations rages and Naruto's strength is needed most. So why is he now being tasked to guard Harry Potter? Thrust into a world full of politic, unknown enemies and allies with secret agendas, Naruto and his team must cope, and what is Kyuubi planning?

Louise gets a surprise or her life as the familiar she gets is a Commissar from the Death Korps of Krieg

They thought they were wiped out at Galidraan, with Jango Fett being the only known survivor. But what if there was more than just Jango, and they regrouped. What if they used Maul's takeover of Mandalore as the open window they needed. The True Mandalorians are back, and they're here to unite the people of Mandalore! Rated T with possible update to M

In which the Courier, ruler of Vegas, becomes the familiar of Louise the Zero. Trapped in a world he knows nothing about and bound to a girl with a list of issues longer than his arm, the Courier must adapt to survive. Or perhaps the world will have to adapt to him. Either way, the chips are down now. Halkeginia will never be the same. WildCard!Courier

"...the foes of the Imperium shall perish by the holy blades that he wields - unlimited in his armory-, sundering the alien, the heretic and the daemon alike. He is to be my champion, a paragon to all he commands and those who look upon him. He shall be the first of his kind: The Blades of the Emperor, a Lost Founding of my sons now returned to me. His name...is Shirou Emiya."

Robin, leader of the Teen Titans, wakes up in a world not unlike his own, Earth-16. Isolated and stranded, he decides to take up an old alias and joins a new team of young heroes. As Red X he builds a new reputation and battles against enemies both new and familiar. Ch17: Red X fights against Klarion and is placed under a spell, making his worst nightmare a reality.

What if Caboose wasn't a moron? What if he was the opposite? What if he was smarter, stronger and was close enough to the perfect soldier? How would this effect the RVB timeline if the Blue Army had a very different Caboose? In ways you can't imagine...

The Courier Marcus was the most terrifying man in the Mojave. Louise was the Zero. When Louise summoned Marcus she had no idea what to expect. Neutral Courier.

The Kyuubi was sealed into Naruto's two younger sisters, causing a wedge to be driven between his family and himself for unknown reasons. Now watch as Naruto makes a name for himself going his own way. Smart!Older!Naruto Alive Parents! Minato Bashing

Noble 6 and the rest of Noble team aside from Jorge survive Reach Though Six was badly injured there he is being sent to a small base out in the middle of nowhere to recover a base in a canyon known as Blood Gulch.

When the Blight hit Lothering, the Hawke family were nearly killed by an ogre when they were saved by the quirky barman of the Three Broomsticks, simply known as Harry. How will the Kirkwall change with this enigmatic magician on the loose. HarryxBethany

Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.

Poor Nigel, it's not his fault he's a chick magnet.