Okay so, I don't really have a lot to tell so ...

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Fake Friends VS. Real Friends:

1) FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

2) FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

3) FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

REAL SMART FRIENDS: Will get you out and say "i bet that was fun" with no sarcasm in their voice and ask why you didn't invite them

4) FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

5) FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

6) FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

7) FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

8) FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

9)FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

10) FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

11) FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

12) FAKE FRIENDS: Won't assist you in anything.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help you cause terror and chaos in the world.

13) FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move a body.

14) FAKE FRIENDS: Won't help you in a fight.

REAL FRIENDS: Will bash their heads in.

15) FAKE FRIENDS: Are friends.

REAL FRIENDS: Are brothers/sisters

16) FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it