Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.

Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.

For an endless summer, Gary Smith has been suffering. Original cover art by Tackles. Complete.

Bad-boy Ichigo Kurosaki doesn't return Orihime's crush, so she goes after someone else: a harmless classmate named Sousuke Aizen. Little does she know what she's getting into. AU. Prequel to Triangle of Immortality. AiHime. Complete. Co-written with Sophia E. [Currently UNDER REVISION. Will be reposted later.]