Hello person type things out there who actually bother to read these things. My name, unfortunately, is Hannah. I'm somewhere between 28 and 29. I love acting, reading, and writing(obviously) I'm obsessed with Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, Animorphs, Lotr, Dragon Ball Z, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Yu-Gi-Oh, and anything Star Wars. I have also fallen in love with the Kingdom Hearts universe. I live in Colorado. I'm obsessed with the color purple. My favorite food is pepperoni pizza. I'm freakishly tall. I'm insanely random. Do you like pipe cleaners?

See what I mean? I have no life outside of my writing and my wife.

"Hi, I'm Dori. Can I help you?"

There I go again. Finding Nemo all the way!

Oh, I also love POTC. All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!

Well that pretty much sums up the insane rambling that is me. If you so choose you can look into my fics, listed below.

BTW, Dark Magician Boy is my little brat brother.

Quotes

"We KuroFai fangirls are so polite. We politely agree that everyone is allowed to like other pairings, we politely accept everyone else's opinions, and then we, very politely, of course, crush their arguments for other pairings with our infallible KuroFai logic." -a very brilliant someone in a forum who's name I cannot remember- (It's bloody brilliant! That is all.)

"What is "evil"? If I'm loyal to what you say is right, is that all it takes to make me "good"?" -Bakura- (That quote is so perfect! It fits my thoughts on Bakura's character perfectly. See! I was right! He's not just an evil antagonist. He's an actual person with thoughts and feelings other than world domination.)

"Allow me to explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster."

"So what do we do?"

"Nothing. Surprisingly it all turns out well."

"How?"

"I don't know. It's a mystery."

-Henslowe & Fennyman- Shakespeare in Love. (Welcome to the theatre.)

"It's the PINK SCYTHE OF DEATH!" -moi- (Said of Marluxia.)

"I wouldn't exactly compare the Fire Nation to a cookie." -yours truly- (On the subject of the Fire Nation.)

"Surrender the gels!" -also moi- (Yay lighting crew!)

"Sweet! I got a wedding cake!" -Dark Magician Boy- (Something to do with Toontown.)

"I would just like to say that CLAMP is God!" -me- (Hey, it's true. You know it is.)

"I'm going to go into suffering artist mode for a moment. I'm too much of an artiste to concern myself with the fleeting politics of this world! Okay. Suffering artist moment over." -Who else?- (Said to my mom over a lunch of pizza and calamari.)

In closing, give me chocolate or give me death!

La Belle Au Bois Dormant Timeline

(Here follows a timeline of events for my Tsubasa story. Dates are approximate and are given as they occurred before Fai and Yuui's eighteenth birthday.)

5,000 years ago: Birth of Prince Fei Wang Reed and Xing Huo. Birth of Zagato Sol and Emeraude Monou

4,500 y.a. Kanoe Kigai and Setsuka Sakurazuka compete for the title of Sakurazukamori. Kanoe is slain and Setsuka becomes the Sakurazukamori. Marriage to Kyogo Ichihara. Birth of Haruka Doumeki. Marriage of Zagato and Emeraude. Birth of Lantis Sol.

4,000 y.a. Fei Wang becomes king of Faerie. Marriage to Xing Huo. Birth of Prince Clow Reed. Birth of Ransho Sol. Birth of Hikaru Kunogi and Umi Ryuuzaki. Zagato is appointed Master of Earth. Birth of Oruha Doraggu.

3,600 y.a. Birth of Ferio Monou. Birth of Ascot Watanuki. Birth of Kazuhiko Fay-Ryuu.

3,500 y.a. The realm of Faerie comes into contact with the primitive tribes of man. Birth of Yuuko Ichihara. Birth of Princess Fuu Reed. Lantis Sol marries Hikaru Kunogi and takes her name. Birth of Ryuuki Kunogi. Birth of Touki Ryuuzaki. Birth of Tohru Shiro.

3,000 y.a. Foundation of the Kingdom of Yamato. Sealing of the Sakurazukamori. Setsuka is sealed away. Haruka becomes the first Darkness. Marriage to Oruha. Umi marries Ascot. Birth of Eagle Kunogi. Hikaru and Umi are appointed Masters of Fire and Water. Marriage of Clow and Yuuko.

2,800 y.a. Foundation of the Kingdom of Gallia (Valeria). Birth of Akuma and Sonsei Satani.

2,500 y.a. Fuu is appointed Master of Wind. Marriage to Ferio. Akuma becomes master of the Oni clan.

2,400 y.a. Marriage of Lady Tohru Shiro and Kazuhiko Fay-Ryuu. Birth of Kujaku.

2,200 y.a. War of the Stars begins. Birth of Kokuyo Satani (Mother known only to Akuma.)

2,000 y.a. Birth of Prince Seishiro Reed. War of the Stars ends with Fei Wang's attempted destruction of Yamato and the accidental death of Queen Xing Huo. Fei Wang descends into madness and Clow and the four Masters overthrow him. Fei Wang curses his son with his dying breath. Zagato is killed in the battle and Emeraude later dies of grief. Clow Reed becomes king of Faerie. Ransho is appointed Master of Earth. Birth of Fuuma Monou.

1,900 y.a. Kamui Shiro is born to Tohru Shiro. Yamato conquers the surrounding provinces and declares itself the Kingdom of Nihon. Only Gallia remains free. The War of the Two Crowns begins.

1,800 y.a. Birth of Shizuka Doumeki. After one hundred years, the War of the Two Crowns ends with Nihon and Gallia recognizing each other as allies. Nihon helps its new ally rebuild and Gallia becomes the Kingdom of Valeria. Birth of Kimihiro Watanuki. Umi mysteriously dies in childbirth. Ascot goes into seclusion and Kimihiro is raised by Eagle. Touki is appointed Master of Water.

1,700 y.a. Birth of Kyle Rondart.

1,505 y.a. Birth of Kotori Monou.

1,500 y.a. Queen Yuuko descends into madness and sacrifices Fuu to release the Sakurazukamori. Prince Seishiro is possessed by the Sakurazukamori and is driven insane, slaying Ferio. Yuuko and her son are stripped of their titles and banished from Faerie. Yuuko kidnaps Moon Guardian Yue and travels far to the north with Seishiro. Beyond even the reach of the Kingdom of Nihon, they found the Dark Court, resurrecting the symbol of the previous king, Fei Wang. A queen once again, Yuuko declares war against the world of men and calls for all in Faerie who share her beliefs to join her. The Oni clan is the first to defect. The Last War begins.

1,300 y.a. Birth of Koryu Satani. Birth of Hisui Guru. Seishiro's only battle during the war. He slays the entire Yama clan single-handedly, along with its lord, Yasha himself. His lover, Ashura, lord of the Asura clan, attempts to avenge him and he is also slain, along with half his clan. Many of Yuuko's own minions are slain before the mad prince is finally brought under control.

1,200 y.a. Ascot emerges from seclusion. He and Kimihiro are reconciled. Death of Haruka. Shizuka becomes the second Darkness. Birth of Alcyone Hououji.

1,020 y.a. Marriage of Eagle Kunogi and Alcyone Hououji. Himawari Kunogi is born to Eagle and Alcyone. Alcyone defects to the dark court, leaving her baby to die. Himawari is rescued by her father.

1,000 y.a. Hikaru is slain in battle by Alcyone. Himawari goes briefly insane and slays her. Ryuuki is appointed Master of Fire. Subaru Shiro is born to Tohru Shiro after her rape at the hands of Akuma. Kamui slays Akuma for his crimes. Kokuyo becomes Lord of the Oni clan and Yuuko's top general. The Last War draws to a close and the Darklings withdraw to the north to wait. Kimihiro is appointed adviser to the king. Kyle is appointed adviser to the queen.

955 y.a. Seishiro encounters Subaru in Celes and marks him as his prey, subsequently erasing the boy's memory.

800 y.a. Death of Tohru. Upon her death, the title of Lord of the Shiro passes to the young Subaru rather than Kamui. The reasons are never made clear and the court begins to mistrust the Shiro brothers.

300 y.a. Seishiro begins his courtship of Subaru.

100 y.a. Birth of Chang Ang

72 y.a. Birth of Prince Fujitaka Fluorite.

70 y.a. Chang Ang becomes high priest of Nihon.

66 y.a. Birth of Seichiro Aoki.

64 y.a. Birth of Prince Taishakuten Youou. Birth of Nadeshiko Kinomoto. Birth of Karen Kasumi.

63 y.a. Birth of Tokiko Magami.

48 y.a. Marriage of Taishakuten and Lady Tokiko. Fujitaka becomes king of Valeria. Marriage of Seichiro Aoki and Karen Kasumi. Seichiro becomes Lord Aoki upon the passing of his father and the young Karen is thrust into the position of high priestess of Valeria upon the untimely death of the former high priest.

47 y.a. Marriage of Fujitaka and Lady Nadeshiko. Prince Touya Fluorite is born to Nadeshiko and Fujitaka. Yukito Aoki is born to Seichiro and Karen.

46 y.a. Birth of Ashura Seresu. Birth of Kakyo Kuzuki.

45 y.a. Birth of Saya Kishu. Birth of Shashi Shurani.

44 y.a. Birth of Princess Amaterasu Youou. Tokiko dies in childbirth. Taishakuten becomes king of Nihon.

42 y.a. Birth of Hokuto Sumeragi.

41 y.a. Death of King Fujitaka. Nadeshiko becomes Queen Regent, holding the throne in trust for her son until his eighteenth birthday. Syaoran Li is born to Lord Kotaro and Lady Misaki Li.

40 y.a. Princess Sakura Fluorite is born to Nadeshiko. Death of Nadeshiko. Seichiro becomes Lord Protector of Valeria.

36 y.a. Birth of Kusanagi Shiyu.

30 y.a. Death of Karen. Yukito becomes high priest of Valeria

29 y.a. Touya becomes king of Valeria. Touya and Yukito become lovers.

28 y.a. Amaterasu and Saya become lovers. Ashura and Shashi become lovers.

26 y.a. Death of Lafarga Arisugawa. Birth and adoption of Sorata Arisugawa. Caldina Clover is forced to become a shrine maid.

25 y.a. Engagement of Ashura and Amaterasu. Murder of Saya and Shashi. Taishakuten declares a cleansing of Nihon. Genocide of all in Nihon with fey blood. Birth of Arashi Kishu.

23 y.a. Marriage of Amaterasu and Ashura. The Princess' Revolution. Amaterasu slays Taishakuten and she and Ashura instigate their own rule. Marriage of Sakura and Syaoran. Yuuko curses Sakura with infertility. Marriage of Lord Kakyo and Lady Hokuto. Birth of Hideki Motosuwa.

22 y.a. Birth of Yuzuriha Nekoi.

21 y.a Birth of Prince Kurogane Youou. Touya abdicates the throne of Valeria in favor of Sakura. Sakura and Syaoran become queen and king of Valeria. Marriage of Touya and Yukito. Birth of Chi Miharu.

19 y.a. Clow is very briefly able to lift the curse on Queen Sakura. Once conception has been confirmed, he creates the Mokona Modoki.

18 y.a. Birth of Prince Fai Fluorite and Princess Yuui Fluorite. Engagement of Kurogane and Yuui. Yuuko curses the royal twins. Death of King Ashura. Fai and Yuui are taken by Himawari, Shizuka, and Kimihiro to be sequestered in Celes Forest. Birth of Souma Kuzuki. Hokuto dies in childbirth and Kakyo shuts himself off from his daughter. Souma is raised by her nurse, Sonomi Daidoji.

17 y.a. Birth of Princess Tomoyo Youou.

15 y.a. Lord Fuuma attempts to remove Princess Yuui from Kimihiro, Shizuka, and Himawari's care, but is foiled.

12 y.a. Birth of Eriol.

11 y.a. Princess Tomoyo begins training as a dreamseer under Chang Ang. Seishiro begins his hunt for the twins. Yuuko's armies burn several northern Valerian villages. Eriol is orphaned in these fires and is adopted by Touya and Yukito.

8 y.a. Prince Fai, Princess Yuui, Prince Kurogane, Princess Tomoyo, and Lady Souma all meet for the first time.

5 y.a. Souma defies her father and seeks training in the art of ninjutsu. Seishiro attempts to weaken the defenses around his quarry by killing Kimihiro, but is foiled by Shizuka.

4 y.a. Fai and Yuui's hidden magic begins to awaken. Hisui is appointed Master of Wind.

3 y.a. Seishiro attempts to bring the twins to Yuuko, but is foiled by Kimihiro, Shizuka, and Kurogane. Kimihiro is almost killed, but Shizuka manages to save him. Kyle bespells Amaterasu and is named her royal consort.

2 y.a. Kurogane learns of his engagement. Fai is raped by Seishiro, almost dying as a result. Fai and Kurogane become lovers. Their hands are joined by the God and the Goddess. Kurogane is raped by Seishiro and a glimpse of Fai's true power is revealed. Yuui and Tomoyo become lovers.

1 y.a. Kokuyo and Hisui become lovers and Kokuyo defects to Hisui. Yuuko curses him with eternal sleep. Koryu is appointed lord of the Oni Clan. Himawari is cursed by Kyle.

4 months ago. In a trance, Fuuma rapes Yuui and impregnates her. The Oni attempt to burn down Celes Forest and are stopped by Watanuki.

2 m.a. Fuuma and Yuui are reconciled and he, Kamui, and Subaru swear their oaths as knights to Fai and Yuui. Amaterasu becomes pregnant.

0. A masque is given in honor of Kurogane's impending marriage. In defiance of the contract, he proposes to Fai and he accepts. Yuui proposes to Tomoyo, who also accepts. The truth of the twins' heritage is revealed to them and they are taken back to Valeria. Enraged that anyone would dare to stand between them, Fai concocts a plan to switch places with Yuui and marry Kurogane in her place. Kurogane learns of Koryu and Kyle's treachery and confronts them, but Kyle turns the tables on him by revealing the truth about Fai and Yuui. Kurogane rushes to save them, but he and Tomoyo are both captured. Death of Clow at the hands of Yuuko, as the curse foretold. Clow's spirit lingers in the world to reveal to Queen Sakura that he is her true father. Yuuko enacts her curse on Fai, believing him to be Yuui.

(All right. I think that's everything for now. If I've missed something, or if I've done some math wrong, do let me know.)