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 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and White Collar. Being about to write is important, but not as important as having something worth writing. Which, I'm sad to say, I don't think I've found anything original worth writing just yet. I'll find my magnum opus one day--until then, I'll just play in the world of fan-fiction. Send me a message if you have a prompt for me, I'd love to write a story for you. My handle comes from the latin phrase, nihil ad rem - that's beside the point. Okay, I really hate those "Paste this into your profile if..." nonsense because it makes your profile a giant, poorly edited chain mail letter. But, I was recently challenged to join the Review Revolution. This is something I can get onboard with, because I *love* getting feedback, even if it is critical and makes me feel a little defensive at first! So here, this is my first, and hopefully last, "copy and paste to your profile if..." edit: I, n1h1l4dr3m, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. Because real authors always leave reviews! More important than just copying it to your profile, actually start leaving reviews! Thanks! | |||||||
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Message in a Lunch Bag by Jet44 reviews
Neal's first days out of prison are uncertain ones for both Peter and Neal. Neal feels humiliated and vulnerable wearing the anklet. He's also hoping to win the friendship of an agent he adores, but Peter is harsh enough to make Neal want to hide. When Peter decides to find out why the anklet is bothering Neal, he discovers something far more important. How to reach his new CI. Gen
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Handcuffs by Jet44 reviews
Callbacks to all the various times Peter has handcuffed Neal. A series of shorts about Neal, Peter, and in one, Sara. Complete with heaping tablespoons of angst, hurt, comfort, caring, and adorableness. No slash, just deep friendship. but a lot more intimacy than your average bromance. Just like White Collar itself.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,407 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Neal C., Peter B.
Unpredictable, Unexpected and Unlikely by Sannikex reviews
Blaise Zabini is seventeen and bored with life. When he bumps into the school weirdo one evening he learns that life doesn't have to be about only what you can see. BZLL. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,482 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Luna L., Blaise Z.
visited from old in a never ending circle by xLostInTheSun reviews
"What's that scar on your arm, Dad?" - In which Scorpius asks a question that gets an answer he wasn't expecting. - Participation to the Final Showdown of the Ollivander's Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 by khaleesiweasley reviews
Harry Potter characters describing their loved ones in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2, then 1 words. Including Ginny/Harry, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Rose, Ron/Hugo, Rose/Scorpius, Snape/Lily, Remus/Tonks, and LOTS more. Mostly canon pairings. Complete for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Chaser by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
“The Dark Lord’s gone,” he said, staring into Draco’s eyes, “time to move on, forget about the past. Make love not war.” After the war Malfoy needs a friend. His name does mean 'dragon', who can he find who likes dragons? Slash smut, romance and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,108 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
got a love that comes in colours by xLostInTheSun reviews
On a rainy Monday evening, Luna reflects on what makes Ravenclaws beautiful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
one track mind, one track heart by xLostInTheSun reviews
Snippets of Hermione's life before Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Ever After by tinyinara reviews
A stand-alone story taking place after the episode Honor Among Thieves. Peter decides it's time for Neal to experience his first spanking. Warning: contains adult discipline.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Neal C., Peter B.
A Febrile Drowning by Stamper Comma Leland reviews
It's true, in a lot of ways. They are odd birds. Not everyone goes around questioning dogs about the heinous acts of their spouse, nor do they go around adopting ailing conmen as their surrogate children. [Or, Neal is sad and sick. Peter and El take care of him.]
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,924 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Saving Draco by You're All So Vacant reviews
I really wanted to try a bonding/marriage fic, and I haven't written a Charlie/Draco one before, so I figured I'd have a go. As Draco has the dark mark, he can only be taken into the order- and protected- if he has someone to take credit for his actions, someone to look after him. A spouse. His only option is Charlie Weasley, the 'attractive, intimidating one'. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,569 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Charlie W., Draco M. - Complete
Genesis by beamirang reviews
A Captain is all things to all people. Jim is running on fumes, and it takes more than good luck and nerves of steel to be the leader the crew of the Enterprise need.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,616 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Art of DragonTaming by PotentialTempest reviews
Charlie comes out to his family but tries to hide the identity of his boyfriend. EWE; CW/DM slash; Weasley family gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
The Yule Ball by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Daphne Greengrass gets dressed for the big night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Theodore N., Daphne G. - Complete
Five Times Scorpius and Draco Malfoy Bonded by PotentialTempest reviews
Malfoy men bond over Weasley women: a "Five Things" fic. Canon-compliant, Ginny/Draco, Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Traveller by Somigliana reviews
Hermione has deviated from an obvious life. She has moved down a challenging and divergent, but ultimately lonely, path. She meets Severus Snape by chance one day, and she has some difficult choices to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Matter of Merit by Somigliana reviews
The Founders implement the House points system with some initial hiccups.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Godric G., Helga H. - Complete
The Deathly Hallows: The Other Story by MikeyB89 reviews
A story about what everyone else, particularly the DA left at Hogwarts, was doing during Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,473 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
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By Any Means Necessary reviews
Sequel to The Ends Don't Justify The Means. Neal is forced to choose between trusting Peter or finding his own way out of a difficult situation. *No Slash.* FatherPeter!SonNeal. Language, spanking, hurt/comfort.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,421 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie
Neal and the Coffee Mug reviews
Neal has a rough start to his morning at work, all because of Peter's coffee mug. Neal is reminded why lying to Peter is never a good idea. /This story contains spanking (but also comfort!). This was written by request, so if spanking isn't something you enjoy, please do! not! read this story or take the time to write me a review-it wasn't written for you anyway!/
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Complete
Love Letters to Luna Lovegood reviews
Rolf begins a correspondence with Luna Lovegood and romance ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
The Ends Don't Justify The Means! reviews
Neal manages to push Peter's limits, using spectacular results in case closures to justify his actions. He manages to get himself in the crosshairs of dangerous criminals from his past, and Peter is worried for his safety. *No Slash.* FatherPeter!SonNeal. Language, hints at memories of abuse. Spanking. Little bit of hurt/comfort.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,108 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Holyhead Harpies Training Camp reviews
Ginny makes a new friend with one of the newest additions to her Quidditch team, Astoria. They help each other through a very long month. / Cannon, set three years after Deathly Hallows. Eventual DM/AG, along with the obvious RW/HG and HP/GW. Planning on keeping the T rating (profanity) for the entire story. Might possibly change later-depends how sexy Astoria gets...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,783 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Ginny W., G. Jones, Astoria G., Draco M.
Broken Wings reviews
7th Year for Draco, who's trying to piece his life back together after The Great War. Charlie is dealing with some familial drama. Their two lives cross, and they discover that not only do they need each other, but that they love each other, too. RATED MATURE! (for language and consensual adult behavior)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,529 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Draco M., Charlie W.