Your name is not ELIZA Z ZHANG, and today is NOT your birthday.

You have an unhealthy and slightly obsessive interest in COMPLICATED MATH PROBLEMS that usually make other people's brains hurt. You also enjoy TEXTING your friends, because you are ALWAYS BORED, ALWAYS. You like DRAWING fanart as well as original art, and you like to think that you are quite good at it. You also TRY TO WRITE FANFICTION, but you mostly just write original stuff. You ASPIRE to become a FAMOUS SCIENTIST one day, and you are sure that you will.

After your friends introduced you to HOMESTUCK, you have been OBSESSED WITH IT. You are also in the SHERLOCK BBC fandom, as well as the AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER and LEGEND OF KORRA fandoms. You like to think that you are a WHOVIAN, even though you've only seen three episodes.

You find a lot of fun things BORING, because you want to be PERFECT at everything even though that is impossible. This is quite an inconvenience for you because you have a PASSIONATE HATRED FOR BOREDOM. You like to act CIVIL and refrain from conflict, but you tend to FORGET ABOUT OTHERS' FEELINGS. You only have a few friends, but you are FINE WITH IT. You tend to be FINE with a lot of things.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is the TEETHKIND and sometimes FISTKIND, because you tend to bite others when angry.

You don't have a FETCH MODUS because it doesn't work in the world you are in.

You want your SCREEN NAME to be IntelligentPerfectionist, but you don't need screen names in the CHAT PROGRAM you use.

You like to use PERFECT GRAMMAR when you can, and YOU ALWAYS SPELL CORRECTLY. ALWAYS, EVEN WHEN YOU ARE WRONG. You like to use emoticons, and you tend to talk A LOT.