Snowy Red
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Joined 07-23-13, id: 4917473, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 1 story for Parodies and Spoofs.

I am on fanfiction to read. And that's about it. If you're reading this right now, you're awesome. I bet you're the only human who ever will. Congrats! You're special. :)

Making this profile is hard (why)


Why are pages so hard to make?

Why can't I wash my hair in a lake?

Why isn't it okay to talk to myself?

Why do ninjas have catlike stealth?

That last one wasn't too hard.

This poem makes me feel like a 'tard.

BY NEVACUPCAKE

P.S. my favorite scent is clean linen or spring rain!

P.P.S. I'm really random, as you can tell.

Isa: The New Girl Is Never What She Seems by Swahili reviews
Isabelle, a new member, joins the flock and the ultimate race to save the world. But then, they always say, the new girl is never what seems. Action, adventure, and a dash of full-out romance clash as the flock go on their rocky path ultimately saving the world in a way that only a bird-kid can manage to do. Please R&R !
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 332,511 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 1/1/2011
Food and a Puddle of Saliva reviews
This is just a weird little story about what happens when you get too hungry.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Complete
Swahili (2)