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Hi there people/weirdoes like moi that like to look at bios!

I am a girl named Miya from Texas.

Info: borned in '96.

Height: 5'6

weight: it's never nice to ask a lady her weight!

Likes: reading, writing stories that may never see the light of the sun, laughing till I cry, Sunny n' Bluestreak, and sleeping.

Dislikes: fake people, people who walk away, and worms.

Favorite Food: Takis (Mexican hot-cheetos! Only better.)

Drinks: Sprite! (I like my soda-pops flat for some reason...)

Favorite Movies: Transformers 1, 2, and 3. The cat returns, Sucker Punch, Twilight, and much, much more!

Books: The girl who could fly, Howl's moving castle, Mad love, Once a Witch...a ton more.

Shows: Adventure time, Thundercats '11, Ghost Adventures, Big Bang theory, Destination Truth, and Transformers: Prime.

Games: Poke'mon (all of them. Even Black and White), Sly Cooper (Also, all of them.), Micheal Jackson: This is it, Just Dance 2, Transformers: Battle for Cybertron, and Assasins Creed.

Sayings/Quote's

"I am as straight as a pickle."-my brother!

"Damn. I'm good."-Sideswipe, from Revenge of the Fallen

"Guess what I found out today." "What?" *Gets all close and comfortable in her ear* "I'm not gaaaayyy."-Me and Jess, and the 'I'm not gaaayyyy' came from meet the Spartans.

"Suck it!" "I don't wanna suck anything from you!"-a dude and me

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."-O.P.

"Don't follow my footsteps, Trillion. I walk into walls."-my cutie cousin was following me around one day.

"Ooooh! You're so stupid-smart!"-sister, I solved a problem that she couldn't figure out. (She's 18...)

"I was like, why are all cute dudes gay? Or taken?"-Had no comment there, Jess

"Awwww look at the little sperm cell! It's swimming!"-me during science class today!

"Holy mother of all fudge cakes!"-me watching Ghost Adventures

"Yeah, me and my brother made a song about our feelings." "Oh? What's it called?" "I have no problems, Dr. Phil."-a conversation with my 'physciatrist' for like one day...

STUPID= Smart Talented unique people in demand

"When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers."- AJ Carpio

"As a native Texan, I must say I've never heard the phrase 'yeeehaw' used in quite that context."-Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory

"Hey! Hey you with the penis!"-Me! Only Kenny turned around though...

"So I was like-hey stop foot raping me!"-was only trying to tie your shoe, frag you Kristyn!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo.
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (or What the Frag.)
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out

-You saw the movie over 25 times.
-You got you're friends obsessed with it.
-You read this entire list and added to it.

-You screech every time anyone says: Dark Of The Moon.
-You get really offended when someone makes fun of any Autobots/Decepticons (Two words: Bros suck!)

Stories I might write--

Many Names-Transformers

This is about a oc in my story 'Of Vectors and Robots', Bicha. It's just her life story on how she become the 'Lost Beauty' of the busses. She's had a hard one, that's all I can say. ( A high Teen rating, due to curses and mentionings of drug, and physical abuse.)

Dude, I'm not on Earth.-Transformers

All Tessa could remember is falling asleep on a plane ride to Mission City, not anything else. So why is she on a distant planet named 'Cybertron' with a civil war in its' shadow? And what does 'interfacing' mean? Why won't anyone tell her? (K+ at the highest)

Reborn: Sparkling years.-Transformers

Me and Rose were just victims of a freak accident, we didn't deserve to die. But, we have a second chance. We can be reborn into baby robots called 'sparklings', or continue towards the light. You already know where I'm going with this right? (k+ for playful fights)

Thievery of the Heart.-Sly Cooper

Still kinda deciding on this...since I've only seen my brother play the games...But! It's basically about Sly receiving a anonymous, and desperate request about stealing back something...or better yet, someone! But once he does the said request, he never planned on growing attached to the young bunny...and never did he think she would have an attachment to all the disappearing items, and people!(Teen, and stuffs...maybe M...)

MORE TO COME!!