Justmeagain123: Why, hello again! I guess you all know me... WHAT?!? YOU DON'T KNOW MOI?!? Well, I'll introduce myself - and, of course, Countsanjuanjulian, who has randomly made a joint account with me on my request.
Right. Let's start with the facts. I am mad. My friend here is HYPER. Which means I am warding off an attack RIGHT NO- OUCH!!! LET GO!!! I NEED THAT HAIR!!! I NEED MY EYES!!!! *Runs away screaming in terror* *Comes back* I'm back!!! Welcome to OUR ACCOUNT!!! This is quite a new account and we are both relatively inexperienced, even though I HAVE posted stories from MY account before. So our first couple of stories might not work out. Bear with us. PLEASE? *Looks up with adorable, make-puppies-look-lame big eyes that faintly resemble manga*

CountSanJuan: Take it from me, those eyes are DEADLY to first timers at handling. SHE IS A MONSTER!!!

Justmeagain: And I am ALSO really full of myself sometimes, as you might have noticed from the description of my eyes. Also, on a completely unrelated fact, I love blonde jokes.
Anyways, on with the profile... Now, what did I want to put on it... Oh, right, quotes and copy and pasties. Now, I'm not entirely sure how long these'll be up, because CountSanJuanJulian isn't here right now and she might not WANT this stuff, but it's all up anyways.

To be sure of always hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

There are very few problems you can't solve with a few high-quality explosives.

If at first you don't succeed, then you OBVIOUSLY aren't using ENOUGH explosives.

The voices in my head are telling me you're crazy to think I need to see a therapist.

Those very same voices assure me that I'm normal.

If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the 'up' button.