So apparently I have to put information here that will tell you about what I write about and stuff. But I really don't feel like wasting my time on something that is kinda self explanatory... But in case you have come onto fanfiction looking for microwaves, here is some info to help you catch up a bit:

I am a writer on fanfiction. Yes, what a big surprise. No microwave here, sorry. I write about whatever I feel like, and will probably most likely not update chapters to stories I hate. Unless a lot of people really look forward to it... Which is cool.

But yeah anyway, if you are looking to buy a microwave, you can buy one here:

And also, here is the English language's longest word. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

You're welcome.