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 Lord of the Flies Quotes: "'Where's the man with the trumpet?'" Jack "'There's no man with a trumpet. Only me.'" Ralph "'Maybe there is a beast... maybe it's only us.'" Simon "'Fancy thinking the beast was something you could hunt and kill!'" Lord of the Flies "They breathed together, they grinned together, they were chunky and vital." "And in the middle of them, with filthy body, matted hair, and unwiped nose, Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of the true' wise friend called Piggy." "'You couldn't stop me coming if a wanted.'" Roger "'That's not the way.'" Roger "I just think you'll get back all right." Simon "'I ought to be chief, because I'm chapter chorister and head boy. I can sing C sharp.'" |
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Write Me a Letter by 100reasonswhy reviews
Question and answer forum between all of our beloved boys, including Piggy and Simon! Hot Babes? Pizza? Magic lamps? Pasta? ROCK? Talking BOULDERS? We bear all. So check it out and ask away! Rated T just in case any adult themes are crossed ;P
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,111 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012
Snapdragon by DulcetDreamer reviews
An aspiring gardener and a music fanatic have one month to go head-to-head in order to determine the fate of their respective clubs. However, it seems that things are getting very out of hand...all's fair in love and war! (High School AU. DaveJade.)
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Dave S., Jade H.] - Complete
Nightmares and a Choir Robe by seerstella reviews
Sequel of "A Choir Robe and Nightmares". Back in England, Ralph still feels he is a failure and he has Jack's choir robe. Meanwhile, Jack lives a better life and Roger's an asylum inmate. Join them in their journey of finding love of their family, of their friends, and the most important, towards each other. Jack/Ralph.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Jack M., Ralph - Complete
Holidays by Satan Abraham reviews
Maurice loves holidays - Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter... everything. Roger could care less. A series of oneshots leading up to and covering every major holiday. AU. Rogice.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,387 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Roger, Maurice
The Daven by magicksRampage reviews
Or with a less stupid and more accurate title: The Puppet. Inspired by E. A. Poe's 'The Raven', I would say this poem is about 90% silly and 10% actually scary.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Dave S., Lil' Cal - Complete
LOTF Apocaliptica by CrossingInfinity reviews
A post-apocaliptic spin on the original book! Rated T for fight scenes and violence. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012
LOTF Movie Parody:1990 Version by Satan Abraham reviews
Way too much diversity. WTF, HARRY HOOK? Adults that shouldn't be there. David Bowie! Uh, I mean Jack. Ralph's still in the movie, guys! AND WHERE ARE ALL THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS? -Waring, immature humor-
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Jack M., Simon
Lord of the Maurice by 100reasonswhy reviews
In which we see a detailed account of one of the most perilous journeys in all of history. Based after the island...er...but still on an island. Wut. Idk. Just read. T for swearing and general sexiness.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Maurice, Roger
Therapy by Thalia Poet reviews
Another psychiatrist story--but without the angst! Attempted humor story, with a little Ralph/Jack for the humor value. References to the movies (mostly 1963) and book.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2003