I was incarcerated for six years. Now I'm free, back in a town that hates me, and all I want is a piece of cherry pie from the chief's wife and a piece of ass from his daughter. Both are sweet enough to land me back in jail, but I'm Edward Cullen and I don't give a fuck. *entry for the Control Possess Seduce contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 453 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete