Hello! I am Alder3049, and I LOVE! to read Fanfiction and books in general. I love Harry Potter, KOTLC, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, Dark Artifices, Maximum Ride, the Selection, Once Upon a Time, Twilight, Destiny, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, and series. Actually, if you name it, I've probably read it/watched it/played the video game. No. Seriously.

My name is Olivia, and I'm fine with Olivia/Alder/Liv (as I signed off in Goodbye)

AND I AM BACK TO CONTINUE THE CRAZINESS OF FANFICTION YES I AM.

My ships are as follows:

The Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices/Dark Artifices: Scizzy, Clace, Malec (if you've read PJ&TO/HOO and TMI, you will understand when i say that they are JUST. LIKE. SOLANGELO. Which I ship majorly.) WillXTessa, JemXTessa, JulesXEmma

Keeper: Foster-Keefe/Sokeefe, Tiana, Sophitz, Keefe-and-Tam, Fitz-and-Keefe. I know there's more than one per person and some are yaoi, but what can I say? I think they'd ALL be cute together!

Percy Jackson: Percabeth! Also, Piper and Jason and Frank and Hazel. AND O MY GOSH NICO AND WILL. btdubs, nico's my favorite character ;) Solangelo forever!!!

Harry Potter: Hinny, Romionie, Neville/Luna, Draco/Luna, Drarry, kinda, too. I don't know the actual Harry Potter ship names.

Maximum Ride: Fang and Max! Fax? Mang.

A battle of the emo: Kylo Ren vs. Tam Song vs. Nico di Angelo. WHO WILL WIN THIS EMO GREATNESS????!!!!!

ok, i'm probably scaring people off. moving on to more sane things...

Some things to know about me:

I love to write. Just in general. Anything, everything. Essays, stories, poems, etc. LOVE WORDS SO MUCH!

I am a FANGIRL! but you probably already knew that..

I play clarinet and violin, and more often than not have earbuds in.

I'm a Christian. #GOD'SNOTDEAD

I'm a dancer: jazz, ballet, hip-hop and highland. I have dance 6 times a week. I literally live my life at my dance studio.

I'm a daughter of Hades. Took the test 16 times. Also, I'm NOT a Roman, I'm a Greek.

I publish on FictionPress, under the same name.

I run triathalons and hate them.

I AM A BETA! PLEASE CHECK ME OUT AND GIVE ME JOBS! ...that sounded desperate. i'm not that desperate, i promise.

I love it when people comment, (who doesn't?) so please do!

My writing will always be K or K plus, maybe a bit of T for blood, etc. I promise there will never be any M, any inappropriate scenes or swearing.

STORIES:

FOSTER-KEEFE/SOKEEFE:

Life's Little Pleasures

We All Fall Down

Stairs That Lead To Nowhere

SOPHITZ (currently my OTP, but subject to change, cuz i think SoKeefe's a whole lotta cute)

What We Didn't Know

Kit Kats and Summer Nights

Life's Little Pleasures (yea, they're both Sophie ships. don't ask, just read)

When I Still Knew You

Stairs That Lead To Nowhere

OTHER:

Shadows (Sabrina Carpenter KOTLC songfic)

Ace of Spades

Cups and Saucers

Goodbye

1,000 Forms of Fear-A COLLABORATION SONGFIC OF EPIC PROPORTIONS WITH CRESS070! If you haven't checked it out, it's down below (duh) or on Cress's profile. Just saying--between glitches and DocX and uploading and copynpasting and writing, it was probably the LONGEST TAKING FANFIC TO WRITE EVER. But check it out, cuz THE FUN WILL BE DOUBLED WITH TWO! god, that sounded creepy...

GINARRY:

One In A Million

Truly Beautiful

Under Pressure

ROMIONE:

Truly Beautiful (well now, it's just a story FULL o ships, int it?) (for people who can't read my slang, ISN'T it)

PERCABETH:

Perseus Jackson, Wanted For Murder

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. dontuseanypunctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to friends

Copy and paste this in your profile if you want to live.

The many tips and facts of life...

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!

RAP= Retard Attempting Poetry

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry.

Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

One does not simply walk into a shopping center. There is evil there that does not sleep.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder.

OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Why yes, I do randomly use British accents.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.

DEATH. Our nation's no.1 killer.

YOU!!

Stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!

Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka

-from Obsidian11Rose's profile.

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IF YOU THINK HICCUP IS A MASTER OF SASS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME! -AHaddock3, BlackSwanGirl, Alder3049

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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you," nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

STERYOTYPES: If you're a Christian and tired of all the horrible things people associate with you because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile and add one to the list.

I am a Christian: That doesn't mean we can't be friends because you're not.

I am a Christian: I was taught to love my enemies, not pound the Bible over their heads.

I am a Christian: I have sufferings, too. Yes, they are as bad as yours.

I am a Christian: I get walked all over all the time because I want to help others with their pain.

I am a Christian: I really don't try to shove Jesus down your throat, I just like listening to Christian music.

I am a Christian: I don't appreciate you bashing my God in front of me.

I am a Christian: I will stand up for my beliefs.

I am a Christian: I don't care if you got pregnant, I still love you.

I am a Christian: I don't want you to burn because I found out your significant other was a boy, too.

I am a Christian: I cry when I see all the horrible things others do.

I am a Christian: I am not perfect.

I am a Christian: I made this choice myself.

I am a Christian: I will not waver in the face of suffering.

I am a Christian: Go ahead and pull the trigger.

I am a Christian: I am not afraid of death.

I am a Christian: I still have my bad days.

I am a Christian: I believe that My God is GREAT and GOOD.

I am a Christian: Because He gave us free choice, and I was tired of sin.

I am a Christian: Don't be too high and mighty to talk to me. Chances are I'll be your friend.

I am a Christian: I'm not going to condemn you for your sins. We're ALL sinners.

I am a Christian: Because God loves us and is very joyous when even one sinner repents and returns to Him.

I am a Christian: Jesus sacrificed Himself to save everyone, not just "good" people. I'm not perfect.

I am a Christian: I believe in a great, big and wonderful God.

I am a Christian: I believe that God loves us all, not just the ones that own a Bible.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No, but if I was, I would probably say yes because I'm desperate XD Jk, but I would probably say yes.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google Images

3) What's your middle name?

NO. My name is no, my sign is... I'm sorry, I just had to.

4) Your current relationship status?

Too busy for boys. My days are 5:30 am to 10 pm. I AINT GOT NO TIME

5) Does your crush like you back?

All the guys I know are either jerks, I'm friends with them, or treat me like family. I've given up.

6) What is your current mood?

Tired.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Pink, cuz GIRL POWER!

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Grey

9) Missing something?

A LIFE AND A BOYFRIEND AND I DUNNO, A CHEESEBURGER?

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

i wouldn't have cut my hair last summer because that was the WORST HAIRCUT IN THE WORLD.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Dog.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yas. Fun times, fun times... jk.

13) Something you do a lot?

Write, dance, read, eat.

14) The song stuck in your head?

"Stand By You" by Rachel Platten and "My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark" by Fall Out Boy

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

TEAM SOPHIE

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Enzo. Hi, Enzo! Are you reading this? It would be creepy if you were...

17) When was the last time you cried?

I don't know.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

YAS CHOIR.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Telekinesis.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

ARE THEY A JERK? WILL THEY FOLLOW ME HOME PELTING ME WITH SEEDED GRAPES???

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Water. Just water. And then I use their wifi! I think they're starting to hate me...

22) What's your biggest secret?

My name is NO... ok, fine, I'll stop.

23) Favorite color?

yellowy-Orange.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

i don't have cable!

25) What are you?

cyborg. Definitely a cyborg.

26) Do you speak any other language?

Français, but badly.

27) What's your favorite smell?

No joke, SHARPIE. I LOVE THE SMELL OF SHARPIE.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

DANCE. Oh, like a describing word? Fairly average.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Like the romantic loner I am, I'll have to say no. But I WANT to.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

starting the school year. And DANCE COMPETITION SEASON, YASS PLEASE

31) What should you be doing?

Going to bed. It's late.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Me good friend Jack.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

NO

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Sencen. Weasley. Malfoy. DI ANGELO.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

I can't say, I love no one. *cries*

36) What is your natural hair color?

Red. Strawberry blond in the summer, almost auburn in the winter.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

I DONT KNOW. I DONT RECORD THESE THINGS.

Bold is what would apply to me

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm Canadian, so I must love beavers, hockey, and only eat maple syrup
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not do anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm a redhead, so I must be stuck-up, pale, freckled and stubborn. (Actually, all of those except stuck-up is true. I'm soo stubborn)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling butt
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

People don't realize at the end of BoO:

~Nico has wicked low self esteem

~He's wearing a floral shirt that's the only one he owns

~He hasn't slept since MoA because of Tartarus dreams, so he's running on adrenaline and a prayer right now

~He's covered in hastily-stitched werewolf bites that won't heal

~He didn't let anyone check him over after the battle

~He thinks that no one will love him

WILL SOLIS CHANGED EVERYTHING.

and this is why i ship solangelo.

#MayTheForceBeWithYou!

Xoxo,

Alder3049