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We Have A Problem!

Out there are just TOO many people who can not stand Orochimaru! If you are one of those people who would love to help me defend this freakin' awesome villain then do as follows:

A) Force everyone that tells you he looks like Michael Jackson into some random closet

B) Leave them there for about one whole month

C) When you open the door, make sure you have Orochimaru standing outside

D) Finally, you let his Lordship beat the crap out of that particular person.

If you do as I've told you, (even though I have many more evil plans to brutally torture them), you will be honored not just by me, but by Lord Orochimaru as well!

PS

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We who are not Betrayers

Deidara is my conscience, The mountain sage, Itachi4me,

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About:

I am a TOTALLY OBSESSED Naruto fan. I wish they would show it more often on YTV, not just on fridays!

Favorite characters:

Gaara, Orochimaru, Naruto, Shikamaru, Tsunade, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Choji, Kakshi, Kimimaro, Sakon/Ukon, Neji, Hinata.

Pairings I support:

Gaara x Sakura, (fave pairing) Ten-Ten x Neji, Tsunade x Orochimaru, Naruto x Hinata, Sasuke x Sakura, Kabuto x Shizune, Ino x Shino, Itachi x Sakura, Deidara x Sakura, Shikamaru x Temari,

Pairings I dislike (not hate):

Neji x Hinata, (ewwwww...) Lee x Sakura, Naruto x Sakura, Idate x Sakura, Temari x Konkuro, Itachi x Sakura, Kisame x Sakura, Sasuke x Ino, Ino x Gaara, Gaara x Ten-Ten, Lee x Hinata, Sasuke x Hinata, Gaara x Hinata, Kisame x Hinata, Itachi x Hinata, Neji x Ino, Shino x Sakura, Ino x Choji, Naruto x Ino.

Yaoi pairings I support:

Sasuke x Naruto (only if its funny, or interesting enough.)

Yuri pairings I support:

None

Favorite Quotes:

"Heh-heh... moo." - Kakashi.

"Come now Sakura, Dont lie." - Gaara - Bound to Love?

"You WHAT!?!?" - Naruto - Bound to love?

"What a drag." - Shikamaru - Naruto

"With my ninja info cards." - Kabuto - Naruto

"And the fact we are now sleeping together has nothing to do with it?" - Gaara - Bound to love?

"How DARE you take my jutsus from me, you feeble old man!" - Orochimaru - In the fight with the third Hokage

"My favorite book is going to be a movie!?!? I'd better go order tickets in advance!" - Kakashi - Gotta see gotta know! Kakashi sensei's true face!

"Is it blimp lips?" - Sasuke - Gotta see gotta know! Kakashi sensei's true face!

"He fell for it!" - Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke, all at once - Gotta see gotta know! Kakashi sensei's true face!

"I wouldn't be suprised if it snowed on me." - Kakashi - Gotta see gotta know! Kakashi sensei's true face!

"Hey, you're kinda cute." - Idate - Naruto

"Believe it!" - Naruto -Naruto (obviously...)

"Behind this mask... Is another mask!" - Kakashi - Gotta see gotta know! Kakashi sensei's true face!

"What the hell are you doing!?!?!" Deidara - Fun with the Akatsuki

"Looking around." Itachi - Fun with the Akatsuki

"And with a gentle tug of his hair, Gaara tilted his head back and..." Maydrei - Bound to love?

Favorite videos:

Animal I have become- Naruto and Gaara fight

Kabuto-My Ninja Info Cards http://youtube.com/watch?v=SbjXmBmHAdk

This one doesnt actually have anything to do with naruto... but it is SO COOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2oYWfq--Nw

The horrors of... THE GAARA DANCE! - Gaara has absolutely NO dignity after this. And my mind is permanently scarred. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC7p82fJYjs

Three Days Grace - Pain, Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi Tribute http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDLznERqzU0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEbW3XVtngA - Itachi Gets A Car