The Who

This is the joint account of six Marauder junkies.

But exactly who are they?

Cuban Sombrero Gal

Cuba: Cuba is a girl who is sarcastic, slightly (ok, very) insane, with a chocolate addiction that pretty much defeats the purpose of going to the gym. She says "Really" far too much, as well as uses childish insults such as "poo". Cuba has been caught doing numerous pathetic things, from jumping in and out of portracks to running around her local shopping centre with Batman masks and fake guns. She still blames her friend for the last one. She's a Japanese addict, who actually kept her A+ test just to brag. She's going there next year, although she is convinced she will come back a twig, as their food disgusts her, especially raw fish. Cuba is determined to go to Canberra and become a lawyer one day, but she needs to pass Year Nine science first, where she spends more time writing and daydreaming than actually thinking about chemical elements or compounds or whatever her teacher is talking about this week.

RabbitohsGirl

Rabbi: is a girl who has no clue what she is doing half the time. You can ask her a question and may have to wait a few days for an answer. She likes sugary drinks and dancing in the rain. Her one aim in life is to pass school with at least 50 right in her HSC. Hah. Tough luck. Rabbi refuses to write anything but Marauders and the occasional other...thing. She occasionally pretends to be a tiger and her and her friend crawl around the concrete at lunch time, biting passing teachers. No, I’m being serious. Her favourite subject is PE and she doesn’t mind English. She lives in Australia and strongly believes people loose their accent when singing – that or they all turn Australian. She paints her nails to stop biting, frequently calls her Science teacher a jerk (right to his face) and likes to tease her OTHER Science teacher about being on Play School. Yes, she watched it as a child and still recognised him. Tragic, really. She is only in high school (for now) but has always wanted to marry a cowboy or a farmer and wants children before she is 21-and-a-half. Very picky person, actually. Rabbi also hopes to one day be on the news for doing something involving her blonde hair, blue eyes or awesomely long fingernails.

Mufasa Lives On

totallymindless

Summer: Likes to pretend she is not your average American young person, despite the glaring similarities to her peers. Wishes she was a smoker, but is obsessive about dental hygiene, and cannot bare the idea of staining her pearly whites. Cannot help but be addicted to Red Vines, A&W Root Beer, Arizona Green Tea, and the color red. Will always be a recovering nail biter with frequent lapses back to the heinous habit. Was once compared to a Pixie Stix™ , she is still confused as to how someone could think she is anything like a straw full of colored sugar. Knows that snakes are venomous not poisonous, as she is reminded of the fact on a daily basis, along with several other fun facts about our reptilian friends that she will not bore you with. Has blonde hair and blue eyes, which is not exactly a rarity; however, she spent the first half of her life under the impression that she was the only blonde in a two hundred mile radius of her hometown. Dabbled with learning Spanish and decided the only phrases she needed to know were “Donde esta el bano?” and “Un taco, por favor!” It’s enough to get her what she needs across the border, plus the Border Patrol agents that haunt her favorite taco stand think the way she stutters in broken Spanglish is cute.

TheOriginalHufflepuff

Gaby Black

The What

They aim to write a complete summary of the Marauders' 6th and 7th years, complete with dramatic scenes, pranks, school, and of course, Lily and James romance.

The When

They also aim to start as soon as their basic principles are organised, which will hopefully be very soon.

The Where

Cuban Sombrero Gal, RabbitohsGirl and Mufasa Lives On are Australian. TheOriginalHufflepuff is Scottish, totallymindless is American, and Gaby Black is French. Basically, they're from all over the world.

The Why

Randoms Unite want to do this because they can, and because they think it will be a great way to have fun writing about their favourite characters.

The How

They plan to write in a Round Robin style format, so each author will write a chapter before handing responsibility on to the next author. That way, you will get to experience the writing style of every person involved in this project.

Thanks,

Cuba, Rabbi, Summer, Gabby, Huffie and Mufasa