Inspired by (and with permission from) Starchains' fics Xanxus' Babysitter and The Varia's Hairdresser. Both of which are wonderful fics. Go read them. I wanted this to be epic, but the muses weren't co-operating. Don't Own, Oneshot, Complete. Xanxus swears and Harry talks in maddening riddles. And some hair gets cut.

AU, Earth and Meraviglie are two worlds interconnected by a barrier however it's only known to a selected few. Those that can travel to the other world and have the ability to make pacts with those in the other world are known as Capturers. Tsuna, having that ability, accidentally stumbles across a humanoid man with a fedora hat. Full Summary inside, Arcobaleno27, main R27