Bonitas
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Joined 11-20-07, id: 1425563, Profile Updated: 07-04-08
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Welcome to Bonnie's profile page. Bonnie would like to welcome you and mention that she is very happy you're here. Obviously, you're here to know a little bit more about Bonitas, and this is, obviously, where any sane and rational person would come. Unfortunately for you, Bonnie is neither sane, nor rational. Bonnie would like to point out that she is a female living vicariously in the far away lands of America and does not tolerate rudeness. Bonnie would also like to point out that she does not own anything precious save for her laptop, iPod and diamond ring, and is but a mere slave to Grade 11 schoolwork, thus owning none of her fanfiction worlds.

Bonitas (buh-nee-tuh, boh-) - English: 1) noun, plural ; bonita: a female given name, usually to one who is of hispanic descent. 2) noun The cobia or crab eater, an edible fish of the Middle and Southern United States. 3) noun An insane fanfictioner found at fanfiction.net harassing the locals. 4) Spanish: adjective, plural beautiful.

Bonitas is...

artistic
caramelistic
randomilicious
loud
sarcastic
insane
cruel

She loves...

Ice Cream
Pop Tarts
Harry Potter
Twilight
Music
Dancing
Humour
Writing

She abhorrs...

Racism
Homophobia
Poor Grammer
Zyonists
Arrogance

Sadly, Bonitas is yet another victem of the International Baccalaureate Program and does not have her preferred amount of time to write fanfictions. Luckily, Bonnie gets enough free time to breathe and wishes that her scheduale can clear up just a tad more so she can write her own stories. Thankfully, Bonnie has another account on fanfiction on which she has written plenty of stories. However, this account will be used for her more serious fanfictions, because that is her personality that enjoys leisure and jokes more.

Yes, because we all know you were thinking it, Bonnie is schizophrenic.
Not literally.

~Bonnie -xox-

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Stregoni Benefici by Whitelight72 reviews
Stregoni Benefici: An Italian vampire, said to be on the side of goodness, and a mortal enemy of all evil vampires. Hi, my name is Isabella Swan, and I'm the stregoni benefici. Rated M for a few lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,935 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Quil & Claire by SecretlySpellman reviews
When La Push's worst storm in one hundred years comes raining on Claire Young, she quickly finds refuge in the one place she knew she was safe, Quil Ateara's home. The storm forces Claire to stay with Quil alone overnight and hormones and temptation ensue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Betrayed By Love by Imagination Goddess reviews
Rose is thrown into another whirlwind of events, with a pregnant Lissa, a sarcastic Christian, a smartass Adrian and an ever-lovable Dimitri by her side. Lissa goes missing. Rose and the guardians set out to find her. Warning: Strong language.Discontinued
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,186 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Thwarting Love by spiritusancti reviews
One-Shot. When Edward leaves Bella, he doesn't immediately go away, he lingers in the forest, watching, making sure she'll be safe. What does he see? What does he feel? Edward's point of view. Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Dreams Do Come True by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella dreams about Edward. BellaEdward. Rating for sexual content. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Neverland by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
One day in the meadow, Bella asked Edward to take her to Neverland. Unfortunately, her request sets off a chain of explanations that she never truly wanted to her, nor did Edward want to honestly tell her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Desire by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
They accomplished it once. Now she wants to try again, the only problem was convincing him. Rating for sexual content. EdwardBella. A sequel to Trust and a Compromise, but there is no need to read it first. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Tradition by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It's almost Christmas and Emmett decides to set up many sprigs of mistletoe around the Cullen's house. What will ensue? EdwardBella, AliceJasper, EsmeCarlisle, EmmettRosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Satisfy by BlaireVolturi reviews
When Edward postpones hunting, Bella is left unsatisfied. When Edward finds her, what will the consequences be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Humans Are Friends, Not Food! by Cinekimi reviews
Carlisle has put together a program for veggie vampires! Join the meeting, and remember...humans are friends, not food! Reviews greatly appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007
Trust and a Compromise by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella truly can’t take it anymore. She just might spontaneously combust and it really was all Edward’s fault. EdwardBella. Rating for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Defiant by Poiison reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been together. What happens when she disturbs him during his studies and when she sees a disturbing vision that may disrupt the future? [AlicexJasper] [RATED M] OneShot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
48 Hours reviews
I fell into someone’s outstretched arms, my last thought being; ‘Edward will find me’ as I was loaded into the back of a truck, the rain washing our scent away. Bella is kidnapped, and now the Cullens must find her in 48 hours, or risk losing her forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Angela