Howe the Brown Cow
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Joined 04-20-03, id: 372983
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings.

XD I'm not completely dead yet! This just means that I have some hidden strength hidden away in my body that's lasted me long enought to type this thing out.. No I'm just kidding but yeah...

As usual if for some reason, unknown to me, you want to learn more about my freakishly strange life and such feel free to read my blog and post on my tagboard.

Now for the important stuff:

The Grudge is out to get us all... We are all going to die Just ask Michi..or Saku...or Mizu.. It's going to get us all. So this is a warning for all you people who think that they can just go toJapan (the Tokyo area) and go into some 'haunted' houses. The Japanese know what they're talking about. TRUST ME.

I heart Tosh and Nick! T_T I love those two asian boys so much... And Korean Sean too, who sadly went back to Korea this month. Now I can't stare at him anymore.. There goes my beloved Kaoru look-alike T_T

I support Duet Maxwell! The character that should have made it! She's my hero! Bow down to Duet!
I've been addicted to Tori Yuki Ichimura fics for a while now.She's one of the best Gundam Wing authors ever! Can you tell? macaroni and cheese grin Go read her stuff now! It's really great!

Wanna see something hecka strange and just, well, weird? Check this out:

Quote of the week:

Tosh: driving down the street, tryning not to fall asleep I'm so very tired.. starts to sorta drift
Me: TOSH I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DRIVE FOR YOU!
Tosh: O_O Shit shit shit! swerves This is very different from driving in Japan...
Me: _ I see that...
(Side note: Tosh is a college student who is from Japan. He took me and my friend, along with one of his friends, out to karaoke. He was EXTREMELY tired becuase the night before he had stayed up all night to write his paper.. It was kind of scary.. O_O)

Perminant Quotes:

Max, no more of this self pitty. Your 40 years old and it's about time you got used to being a midget! -Nick, A Thousand Clowns. ((Nick talking about what his uncle said to him in an elevator, he's only 13...not 40))

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The Elf Princess Diaries, Vol I by Haldiriell reviews
Haldir is looking for his daughter. He finds her in . . . New York City? NOTE: Thanks to some loyal readers who still comment even several years later, I've decided to finish posting this here.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,872 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Legolas, Michael M.
A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
Lost Innocence by kojika85 reviews
Kagome is a librarian that gets pulled into the world of darkness. Strange things begin to happen after she meets a vampire. Will her world have a storybook ending? Or will it end in tragedy? SessKag (R rating just in case .[chapter 18 up]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,720 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Elsewhere by flowers-followed reviews
With the medicine of time healing has begun. The well is sealed yet he is hesitant. A promise long ago binds him to his acitons. How will she react to this monster from the past? SessKag. Content somewhat dark.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,377 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Entwined Destinies by Bern reviews
SessKag How does a modern teen cope in the Sengoku Jidai with a very reluctant demon lord as protector? Sess doesn't like mysterious human girls with too much power on their hands but she may just be the one to break Tessaiga's seal...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,260 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
In the End II: The Price of Friendship by Confureku reviews
The long awaited (was it?) sequel to In the End! What will happen with Erin and this new person who shows up, and what of Legolas?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,016 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Legolas
Through the Ancient Well by LilacRose23 reviews
Complete When a woman from our time is pulled through the well, that isn't Inuyasha who greets her on the other side! Who could it be?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 201,197 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
Taking a Chance by Kuroibi reviews
AU Will Sess let the chance of a life time with the one he's always wanted slip through his fingers a second time? (Sess/Kag) r/r
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,503 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
Why Me? by Nanaja reviews
**FINISHED**Inu gang High School story. After Inuyasha ignoring, and cheating on her, Kagome finds love someplace else. Kagome/Kouga
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,053 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003
Forgotten Wish by cappie reviews
Sesshoumaru goes to visit an island as a child where he meets Kagome. The two promise to marry when adults. Will they remember? Or are there unexpected obsticals? COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,453 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
A Day at the Zoo! by The 3 ladies reviews
The Gundam boys go to the zoo for the day. Wufei is going to have a hell of day. The boys will see a walrus do "something" amazing. Please R&R!--Lady Blink
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2002
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The Ring of Rillëval reviews
She had no place in our world. She lived in between light and dark. Why has she been placed in Middle Earth? Only the Valar know but they won't tell her, yet. Welcome to your new world Jarla. But the true question is, will she accept it? Summary inside!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004
What's Happened? reviews
What if the world Kagome knew was just a dream. And when she's sent down the well no one's who she thought they were. Who's that mysterious dark haired boy pined to the God Tree? KagNar! AU Rated just to be safe. My first IY fic! R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003
Welcome to the Caribbean, Love reviews
When Sarah Spencer's plane crashes on the way to Kingston, Jamaica her and her two friends end up meeting the famous Captain Jack Sparrow. And she thought that researching pirates for her college papers was hard, now she's stuck with the real thing! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004