Mathias Køhler was wedged beneath the bed, phone in sweaty hand, waiting for his roommate to return. A hormone-pumped teenager, the boy was extremely confused on a general basis, but this reached a new height. What, he thought to himself, are you doing? It was seven pm, and already dark, the watery late-autumn moon hanging ornate in the sky.

They would have to return to the base before morning broke and they would be forced to act as if nothing had happened between them. But until that time came, Prussia didn't care. Because now he had the night, the snow, and the love of his life. Morning could wait. / PrussiaxDenmark! WWII!

Batman has a cold.

Done for the 30 day otp challenge. NedDen or DenNed...it depends.

Love could change a way of thought even if only in regards to one person. *Drabble.*

He did not want to drive the conversation, but something deep inside of him compelled him to continue. There was something frustratingly mysterious about this strange, beautiful man who knew more than what he was saying. Takes place after Batman #49.

-Our Love is just a monster with two heads- (Batman X Joker)

This is just a little Christmas drabble written for a certain sweetheart who makes it her mission to brighten the day of others, so I thought I'd try to do the same for her. NedDen. Rated T because no one has any manners. Mentions of breaking into boyfriends houses. Someone says a bad word.

Jingle Bells! Batman smells! Why has no one ever finished this? (To my knowledge, anyway) Here, possibly for the first time ever, is the entirety of the Batman Jingle Bells song!

Soulmate AU. When the two consultants shake hands, it certainly puts a wrench in both of their plans for the rooftop encounter.

The final panels of The Killing Joke through Joker's POV.

It was moments like these he treasured the most.

The Clown Prince of Crime is out and the bat's after him again. Batman just wants to get it over with. The Joker just wants to cherish the moment. The chase is bloody and the laughter is unbearable. Especially when the Joker reveals the true nature of their relationship. One-shot.

Denmark always felt odd when he sees Germany and Sweden at the same place. The reason for it is very simple actually.

Batman get's stuck in an elevator with the most annoying clown he's ever had the pleasure of knowing. [Double Prompt Writing; slight BatmanXJoker; One-Shot]

"I'm agitated that after all these years, all these fucking centuries, you still haven't gotten a clue." Mikkel felt himself go taut with shock and forced himself to relax again. It wasn't often that Koenraad spoke to him in that annoyed, irritated voice he used when interacting with Spain. (Rated T for language)

The Gotham City Opera House receives an unusual new patron. Batman is determined to find out why.

Loki's tired of being in an Asgardian cell. Sherlock's in desperate need of a new case. What happens when Loki teleports himself to London?

(Comic-verse.) Batman comes to visit the Joker in his cell one night... But it isn't for the friendly chat the Joker hopes for. Instead, he starts to interrogate him as to the whereabouts of Harley Quinn. How will Joker react when he realizes that the Bat's focus isn't on him?

This just came out of nowhere... And the title is kind of self-explanatory. Rated T for Joker issues. Read to find out what's inside, it's more fun that way. NOT A ROMANCE. ONESHOT.

Just another normal morning in the Bonnefoy household. Some Denmark/France fluff because I need to see more of this pairing up here. And, of course, some Adorable!Canada. Fluff is over 9000! You have been warned. Oneshot inspired by 'Perfect Two!

Sherlock is still in the hospital recovering from his near-death experience when he revisits a certain someone in his Mind Palace.

It doesn't matter what kind of challenge life throws at the unerring university student. He will overcome and never bat an eyelid. At least that's what he thinks until a shot at happiness presents itself. What seems like a positive life-changing event is quickly turned into a nightmare... And he will have no one else to blame but his dear brother.

From the time he killed Carl Powers, Jim Moriarty wrote letters. They were letters to nobody entailing every aspect of his rise to criminal power; letters detailing his growing involvement and obsession in and with the life of Sherlock Holmes. When he finally returns from faking his death, he decides to send these chronicles to Sherlock, not realizing at the time it was a mistake.

"I'm fine. Fine, fine fine! Just peachy! Lies... They didn't need to know, right? Tch, they wouldn't really care. Well... Ludwig would. But he's got his own troubles. No use bothering little brother. I can handle myself. I'm awesome like that. Right?" Human AU (highschool) Rated T for some violence and for my paranoia. No pairings as of yet. Probably won't have any.

Kid!lock drabble that's as short as its characters. Super fluffy! R/R appreciated/encouraged.

Title is self-explanatory. Well, since I've got some free space I'd like to tell you all about the time I hunted for yetis with Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo and I had been friends ever since we did The Departed, so he was the first person I thought of when I decided I'd go look for yetis. It helped that he actually had money for plane tickets to Nepal. So after a rather sordid weekend in

Summary: "Waka, what did you and Ammy do on that ship?" T because Issun and Waka are both perverts. Oneshot.

Headcons of Netherland, edited.

Haytham is waiting at the port, but Connor just doesn't show up. He has other business to attend.

Haytham teaches Connor to write.

In the Age Of The Jaguar, the gods are said to be returning. El Dorado has waited for generations for them, but they are only human. Corrupt and flawed, Tulio would be happy if he never saw them, again, but his brighter half is set on going. Who is he to stop the golden god? Migulio Slash - God!Verse

Denmark wants to be Germany's friend! But Germany is all awkward and stuff because of WW2, so Denmark goes to Italy to ask about stuff. Just read, geez. Other characters: France. Background characters: Sweden, Finland, America, England, Prussia, Hungary. Rated K for slight yaoi.

Prussia is upset after America showed a video at the world meeting. Denmark is the only one that notices though. He decides to do something he hates to do, to cheer the Prussian up - he owes him at least that much. PrussiaxDenmark FRIENDSHIP! One-shot. Rated T to be safe

A young boy can't sleep at night praying to the Almighty. Instead a blond former pirate comes visiting him.

After waking up to the fact he was being used the entire time during his relationship with Norway, Denmark finally abandons the slithers of emotion he had left. His best friend on the other hand desperately wishes to change that. Smut, swearing, recreational drug use, some graphic material and eventual NedDen. Past mentions of DenNor, very brief DenBela, DenBelg, DenIce and GerDen.

/Denmark wasn't perfect, yes, but he wasn't far away from it.../ Denmark x Prussia, OS

However, before Germany could apologize and think of a proper and liable excuse to leave the Dane and compensate for seeing him in the morning to check if he was feeling better from the hard drinking he partook, Denmark chose to cut in. "I don't wanna be alone…not again…" Pairing: GerDen (open interpretation, however), rated T for themes.

Sometimes there just isn't anything you can do except wait for the wind to change, and for a friend to lend you a hand. Set in 1658. Netherlands and Denmark, relationship ambiguous. Written for Nordipalooza 2013.

My first fan story has finally been published! This is just a little story about little Netherlands and little Denmark. Made up while working in a supermarket... (you should have seen my face xD). It's too short for a real summary, so please read it and tell me what I could improve. Note: the characters are kids; they don't speak English... Ty SuperCrazyGirl for the Danish help

A grown Connor Kenway meets Edward Kenway on a distant shore.

Short but cute headcons of this lovely couple

Headcons about our dear Den, you know you can't resist him ;3

This is a series of drabbles that I thought would be interesting. They will all mostly be of when both La Volpe and Leonardo are younger, before they had a falling out in their relationship. Rated M for possible chapters that may have adult content.

It's almost impossible to reason with a five-year-old. Haytham learns this the hard way.

Haytham and Connor try to get along. Key word; try. just an idea I had :3

"You can say more than ten words at a time," Christen jokes, a slightly smile on his lips. "You don't have to be so terse, we're not rationing conversations." / Denmark/Netherlands on their first date. Written for 14 Days of (Hetalia) Love.

Just a very short one-shot where Hendrik(Netherlands) is dared by his friends to ask Mikkel(Denmark) for his phone number!

DenPru Christmas-themed fluffiness WITH A PLOT TWIST! OUO Requested by Kamazu. (Rated T for implied stuff)

So Denmark and Netherlands have a night together that they both have been wanting for a long time. Crap summary. Oh well. This is only my second m rated story that I have wrote and I know it's bad but don't hurt me.

Amaterasu was power, was destruction. She was purity, benevolence and compassion. And Waka admired her, adored her, for she held those hypocrisies and those utterly incompatible things within her and forced them to get along. (One-shot, Amaterasu/Waka)

So yeah this is basically all the title implies. Human names used

-You can't keep those feelings inside Mathias! You can't keep acting like you don't understand those insults..And later drown yourself in alchol- He knew that Ned was right but he would never admit it, not to anyone incuilding himself

What happens when to friends decide to comfort each other. Denmark feels down until Netherlands pays him a visit. Sexy times!

Poor Amaterasu hates baths and will do anything just to stay out of them! Looks like waka's in for a rough day, not to mention, he always has to clean her up! Rated T for one curse word, nudity, and one flustered Prophet. For you AmmyxWaka fanz.

Il Lupo survives, and looks for the person to whom he owes his life. He finds La Volpe in Florence - would he settle his debt as he would have had, killing him? Or would he stay, searching for a solace he never thought off beforehand? Rated for safety because of angsty past, and slash implied - not descriptive.

Holland gets an unexpected guest while smoking his lovely bag of weed. Too bad they get interrupted! Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. WARNINGS INSIDE!

Vikings have always been born to win, and the young Denmark and his two friends are no exception. So what's stopping Denmark this time?

Lars isolated himself after a drinking game where Mathias took over him. Now they need to fix their relation, and it's not quite easy. Human AU, Yaoi, mpreg, DenNed

Denmark thought it would be fun to tease Germany in his sleep. Oh, how wrong he was...

In which Mycroft will definitely not be hearing about this, and Sherlock learns how much he uses the O-word. Short cracky Avengers/Sherlock crossover drabble

Ok, this is just a one-shot Shere Khan x Bagheera story. If you don't like Slash PLEASE don't read.

A bored Denmark was never a good thing. Especially when England actually had work to do. DenEng

While cleaning the house, the brunette nation finds something in the other nation's room, which makes an strange anger flow through him. He decides to figure out the reason to his anger in order to deal with it. In the meantime the blonde nation has a dream that causes confusion within him, and also decides to figure out why.

All Amaterasu wanted was a place to sleep she wasn't asking for this to happen...Rated T for you'll see if you read

Oh Issun, you really need to get your mind out of the gutter... Suggested AmmyXWaka. Rated T for... well you'll have to read it.

Mathias is always smiling. He is viewed as a cheerful person. Which is why it surprised Ludwig when he found the Danish boy crying at the stairs...

England's ritual gone wrong...that's all I'm going to say. Mostly PrussiaxDenmark.

Denmark x Germany Lemon. The blonde haired and blue eyed couple.

Machiavelli is said to dress according the era of the writer he's reading, at times. Of course, La Volpe has to show up when he is reading Livy's works. Crack ensues.

Great minds think alike. Perhaps, in this case, too much so. A brief exploration of a dangerous pair. Oneshot with potential for sequels. AU, probably.

In which the wonders of bloom are cursed by a certain half-baked prophet.

How one little coincident could change both Bagheera's and Shere Khan's future drastically and lead to a happy life. Sheregheera slash with mpreg

Denmark's in the Principal's office again. By Madik.

I didn't want to, I really didn't. But something about him made it irresistable. WARNING: SLASH, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! NO FLAMES.

Losing students is the worst kind of failure. The Eagle and the Fox share a conversation about failures and losses in the rain.

Just a little something I did 'cause I got bored. Crack OTP for Denmark/Austria. Enjoy this stupid pile of words!

The cubs hit their mating age and Shere Khan shows interest in a certain black panther. Secrets about Bagheera's past are revealed and we meet Khanny's family! Sheregheera slash!

AU of the episode "Red Dogs" with my most favorite pairing - Sheregheera! Slash of course!

Shere Khan makes Bagheera feel uncomfortable on purpose.

Russia, alone after the fall of the Soviet Union, is thinking of an old alliance.

For the past 200 Tanabatas, Waka's written down the same wish. Ammy and Issun can't let this opportunity slip by, and simply must find out the enigmatic prophet's deepest wish during Kamiki's Tanabata festival.

La Volpe shares a little advise with his fellow thieves.

Inspiration from LenLovesCookies424's video; MMD x APH Gerita Spamano Wedding . Just a cute, fluffy one-shot of the Italian brother's wedding.

Denmark has a rather unfortunate encounter with a certain British spread.

At the start of dawn, Waka knows that its the beginning of another disappointing day in his search for Amaterasu. But he will never give up hope. Oneshot, pre-game, slight WakaxAmmy

After the failed invasion of Denmark by his brother, Prussia sets out to settle the score. If he can't get the blond to love them, he'll have to make him hate them so much that he wouldn't be able to think of anyone else..

It's Valentine's Day, and Denmark, being turned down by Norway, decides to drag Netherlands out drinking with him for the day. A gift for a Valentines exchange on TinierMe. Hope you like your gift, Nyx!

Why Machiavelli will never, ever have sex with anyone but La Volpe. PWP!

Machiavelli just wants to get his work done-but La Volpe wants to play.

Denmark is really bad at getting her bestest bro Netherlands to appreciate her finer attributes. Netherlands/Fem!Denmark.

Wherein Denmark has domestic hobbies and Germany is awkward enough to appreciate them.

England has some... uh... memories of when the Scandinavian nations were vikings.

Having an UN meeting in the Netherlands wasn't a good idea after all. Especially when Netherlands and Denmark were together. Norway wasn't really helping, either...

After Waka and Amaterasu returned to the Celestial Plain, Ammy realized how incredibly empty life was without Issun constantly bouncing beside her. Will a certain French flautist be able to make her see she truly is in heaven?

Denmark is bored at home, so he decided to go drinking with Holland. Holland makes a bet with Denmark. Things might get interesting... Holland/Netherlands x Denmark WARNING Lemon...

Denmark is up against Cameroon today in a match, but beforehand he's sparked with an idea... to get totally wasted before he plays. Total crack/Derived from a roleplay.

Denmark finds some weed on his way to a meeting and decides to text Prussia about it. Warning: talking about weed and the possibility of smoking weed.

Bagheera is really no match for Shere Khan, who just LOVES chase the panther. slash, yaoi, male-male, so if you don't like it, don't read it. a bit fluffy. there just aren't enough fics of this paring

The "fight" to win Sephiroth's alligance certainly took an interesting turn... KujaRoth. One-Shot

Sephiroth/Emperor/Kuja. Pure smut. What happens when a conflict takes an unexpected turn.