according to the name, I am a directionator from Florida. Got a problem with dat?

I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (O.C.D.) and Attention Deficite Hyper-active Disorder (A.D.H.D.), so everything has to be perfect, but not for very long.

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someone's face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naïve.

I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I lose.

Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.

35 Annoying Things To Do at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter That Will Draw Attention To Yourself and Annoy Some People!

1. Go to Ollivanders and grab a "Harry Potter" wand, flick it out, and yell in a British accent "EXPELLIARMUS! TAKE THAT, VOLDEMORT!"

2. Go to a place that sells Butterbeer, buy one, place a straw in it, and then yell, "Hey! It didn't explode!" then go up to a worker and complain that your Butterbeer isn't working.

3. Go to Zonko's and ask if the toys actually work like they do in the movies. And when they say no, scream, "YOU LIE!!!"

4. Go to Honeydukes and buy the "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans". Then open the box, read the flavor menu, go to the nearest worker, and complain, "Hey! This isn't "Every flavor!" and ignore the person when they try to explain that they can't make every flavor.

5. Go on "Flight of the Hippogriff", do your best impression of Hagrid, and talk to your roller coaster.

6. Go on "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey" and scream every time you see a dementor, and yell, "Expecto Patronum!"

7. Go to Dervish and Banges, take a broomstick from the barrel, take a box that contains a Snitch, zoom around the store, yelling, "I caught the Snitch! I caught the Snitch!" and if anyone tells you to stop, point at them and scream, "You have no respect for Quidditch!"

8. Go to Ollivanders and take one of every character wand off the shelf, take it out of the box, and scream that character's signature spell ("Expelliarmus" for Harry Potter, "Crucio" for Bellatrix Lestrange", "Avada Kedrava for Voldemort, etc.)

9. Go up to a worker at the wand shop and ask if there is a spell for making Unicorns appear. If they say no, sob and run away.

10. Buy a wand, snap it in half, look inside, and begin to cry. "THIS WAND IS DEFECTIVE. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING INSIDE IT!!!" then stomp up to a worker and demand for a refund.

11. While waiting in line for "Harry Potter in the Forbidden Journey", look around, find the glass tubes where the House Cup points are, and then scream, "GRYFFINDOR IS WINNING! THEY ARE A FAVORITE TO WIN THE HOUSE CUP!!!"

12. Act like Percy Weasley, and walk down the line of the ride I just talked about, and explain what everything is. And if somebody asks you what you're doing, put your hands on your hips and say, "Don't question me! I am simply showing first years around. FIFTY GAZILLION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!!!"

13. When you exit "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey" walk around "Filch's Emporium of Confiscated Goods", and when you find stuffed animals, find one of Scabbers and then act terrified and scream, "THAT RAT CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!!"

14. Then find a plush of Hedwig. Stroke her feathers and say, "Who's a pretty owl?"

15. Go to the Hogwarts Express and then yell, "All aboard!"

16. Go find something that hasn't been paid for, bring it up to a cashier and ask, "How many Galleons is this?" and if they respond by giving you the price in normal currency, put your hands on your hips and say, "Since when was money the same for wizards and Muggles?"

17. Go around humming or singing the Harry Potter theme song.

18. Run around the area screaming spoilers for each book and movie.

19. Whenever you see a model or projection of Harry Potter that talks or moves, scream, "WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF "THE BOY WHO LIVED"!" and bow to the model or projection.

20. Ask the workers where they bought their clothes and request that you get some as well.

21. Hug any worker that looks like a witch or wizard.

22. Go around in a Hogwarts robe, saying, "See, the Sorting Hat put me in [Insert the house you'd want to be in here]!"

23. Buy a wand then go around pointing it at people and screaming random spells at them.

24. Ask a worker for anything that there isn't in the real movies and if they say they don't have it, shake your head and say, "Wow, Hogsmeade is really understocked today!"

25. Grab some brooms and the Quidditch balls and try to organize a game of Quidditch with random shoppers in the store.

26. Go to "Flight of a Hippogriff", and run through the line, screaming, "I MUST BE AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE! BUCKBEAK'S GONE MAD AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED!"

27. Draw a scar on your forehead, buy Harry Potter glasses, and buy a shirt/robe that represents something Harry Potter would wear, and insist you are him.

28. Insist/tell people you are a wizard/witch.

29. Insist to workers that Muggles have gotten through Hogsmeade's Muggle security and try to get them to help you erase their memories.

30. Go around asking people, "Have you seen my pet toad, Trevor? I seem to have lost him."

31. Try to exchange "Muggle currency" for Knuts, Sickles, and Galleons.

32. Announce very loudly that you are a real wizard and have been invited to go to Hogwarts, and then run into the entrance of "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey".

33. Say "hello" to all of the portraits inside the castle.

34. Attempt to conversate with the portraits.

35. Get Voldemort's or Bellatrix's, or any Death Eater wand and then point them at people screaming, "I AM A DEATH EATER! FEAR ME!"

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Yeah, I am a huge fan of Chucklez-Lives-On.

Alphabet:

A - Available: Single, but not willing to love because of heartbreak.

- Age: 13

- Annoyance: Lot of things

- Allergies: Stupid Men. But seriously, some medication

- Animal: Cats, Dolphins, Peregrine Falcons

- Actor: Ariana Grande

B - Beer: Worst Beverage Ever

- Birthday/Birthplace: 12/21/00, in Coral Springs, Florida

- Best Friends: My computer, My writing, My cat, Charly and Ariana.

- Body Part on opposite sex: None. Personality matters more

- Best feeling in the world: Singing

- Blind or Deaf: None of the above

- Best weather: Partly cloudy

- Been in Love: I currently am in love.

- Been bitched out?: Daily

- Been on stage?: Yeah I love singing on it

- Believe in yourself?: Occasionally

- Believe in life on other planets: Uhh, YEAH! There's tons out there capable of human life. Earth is merely a speck in our solar system, which is merely a speck in our galaxy, which is merely a speck in the known universe, which is merely a speck in the ACTUAL universe! It wouldn't make sense if only one tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, and did I mention TINY, speck to be capable of life.

- Believe in miracles: They don't happen

- Believe in Magic: YES

- Believe in God: NO

- Believe in Satan: NO

- Believe in Santa: Nah

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Oh yeah

- Believe in Evolution: Of course! GO CHARLES DARWIN!

C - Car: I WISH!

- Candy: REESES...(insane look)

- Color: Silver, Blue, Purple and Red

- Cried in school: Everyone has

- Chocolate/Vanilla: Ice cream: vanilla. Anything else: chocolate

- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese

- Cake or pie: PIE! Key lime pie, to be specific

- Countries to visit: Ireland, Greece and Egypt

D - Day or Night: Night.

- Dream vehicle: Limousine

- Danced: randomly

- Dance in the rain?: Yeah

- Dance in the middle of the street?: oh yeah

- Do the splits?: really close

E - Eggs: NO!

- Eyes: various colors, never the same 2 days in a row. Someone told me they're Hazel.

- Everyone has: a dream

- Ever failed a class?: no

F - First crush: A boy named Michael in kindergarten

- Full name: Alina Saphira De Leon (I wish!)

- First thoughts waking up: 5 more minutes

- Food: Noodles

G - Greatest Fear: Skydiving with naked men and giant spiders (I have really weird dreams...)

- Giver or taker: I'd rather give than take

- Goals: Where to begin?

- Gum: Where?

- Get along with your parents?: Mom: pretty well Dad: never in a million years (and then some)

- Good luck charms: Varua dolls (good spirit dolls)

H - Hair Color: Dark brown with a few red highlights

- Height: 5'2"

- Happy: when I'm imagining, when i'm free to be me

- Holidays: Christmas, Winter solstice(my b-day), Halloween

- How do you want to die: Making an impact

- Health freak?: Not really

- Hate: my way or highway people (hope your reading this, Dad!)

J - Jewelry: small earrings

- Job: Neurochemist

K - Kids: I love kids but don't want to pass on my curse, I'll adopt

- Kickboxing or karate: KARATE!!!!!!!

- Keep a journal?: yea

L - Longest Car Ride: 10 hours

- Love: I broke my promise to never fall in love!

- Letter: E,S,G,P

- Laughed so hard you cried: yep

- Love at first sight: No. You gotta know what he's like!

M - Milk flavor: Chocolate

- Movie: Harry Potter, Matilda

- Mooned anyone?: no

- Marriage: Maybe...

- Motion sickness?: Only Once, on a curvy mountain road.

- McD's or BK: McDonalds

N - Number of Siblings: 2

- Number of Piercings: just my ears.(I got them repierced)

- Number: 2

O - Overused Phrases: "That's like asking me to stop breathing", "What else is new?" and "Let me think, Yes!"

- One wish: NO MORE ANXIETY! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!?!?

- One phobia: oblivion

P - Place you'd like to live: Near nature. Preferably right next to it. But not to far from civilization.

- Pepsi/Coke: If it has carbonation, I don't drink it.

Q - Quail: They look weird

- Questionnaires: Only when I'm bored XD

R - Reasons to cry: Pain. Panic

- Reality T.V.: STUPID!

- Radio Station: The KVJ show ROCKS SOCKS!

- Roll your tongue in a circle?: yes

S - Song: Anything by Taylor Swift and female pop artists who no ones ever heard of except for on TV shows

- Sushi: ewwww

- Skipped school: Only when I have something to do that day

- Slept outside: yep

- Seen a dead body?: animated ones

- Smoked?: NEVAH!

- Skinny dipped?: Wha...?

- Shower daily?: yes

- Sing well?: Yea!

- In the shower?: I have concerts in the shower

- Swear?: I try not to, but sometimes it slips out

- Stuffed Animals?: yes I got around 100 of them in my closet

- Single/Group dates: Single. It's more personal.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: STRAWBERRIES

- Scientists need to invent: A cure for anxiety

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- Time for bed: whenever I feel like it

- Thunderstorms: LOVE

- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Yep

U - Unpredictable: Occasionally

- Under the influence?: Unknown

- Understanding?: Usually

V - Vegetable you hate: Asparagus

- Vegetable you love: Onions

- Vacation spot: Emerald Isle

W - Weakness: My true self showing

- When you grow up: I wanna be happy

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: I act like them

- Who makes you laugh the most: Ariana

- Worst feeling: Rejection, Anxiety

- Wanted to be a model?: no

- Where do we go when we die: a coffin

- Worst weather: No clue

- Walk with a book on your head?: I can and am proud :D

ONE MORE THING I NEED YOUR MONEY!!! Why you ask. This is why.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/Cedric Diggory/Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D

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Oh and here are some hilarious things I got from anipwrites' profile PLEASE TAKE LIKE 5MIUTES OF YOUR LIFE AND READ THEM THEY ARE DEAD HILARIOUS

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4% would yell JUMP. If you are the 1% that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile (If he is a vampire, he'd survive)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off and add your name to the list Hawkfeather1234, SPOTTEDSTREAM, Icestar0921, Lunashine14, Soarra the Fifth Marauder, anipwrites, Fernlight, DirectionatorsFL

If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

DORA, THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line... ( I hate this)

-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!" (My aunt sneezes thrice)

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam into a revolving door.

Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

What else... Oh yeah! My Hunger Games character!

Name: Marina Sanders

District: 4

Age: 14

Weapon of choice?: A spear

Looks: Tan with blue eyes and brown hair with red highlights

Height: average

Personality: Hates the Capitol, the Games, and President Snow. She was forced to become a Career by her Dad, a previous victor, and hates it. Promises herself that if she ever finds herself in the arena, she won't kill unless in self-defence. Has a notebook that she writes her opinions on the Games, the Capitol, and, of course, President Snow

BFF: Lynx Thresher, Wren Meadows

And my friend Charly's

Name: Lynx Thresher

District: 11

Age: 14

Weapon of choice: A knife

Looks: Fair skined with dark brown eyes and brown hair

Height: average

Personality: Hates the Capitol, the Games, and President Snow. Cares for animals that are supposed to be reported and killed if saw. Promises herself that if she ever finds herself in the arena, she won't kill unless in self-defence. Slightly cocky toward Peacekeepers.

BFF: Maria Sanders, Wren Meadows

And Ariana's...

Name: Wren Meadows

District: 12

Age: 14

Weapon of choice: Bow and arrow

Looks: Average skin with blond hair and blue eyes

Height: Slightly more than average

Personality: Hates the Capitol, the Games, and President Snow. Steals Books from the Justice Building. Promises herself that if she finds herself in the arena, she wont kill unless in self defence, and that if she dies in the arena, she'll make herself memorable. Very, VERY cocky towards Peacekeepers

BFF's: Marina Sanders, Lynx Thrasher

I am a girl.

I am shorter than 5’4.

I think I’m ugly sometimes.

I wish my hair was a different color

I have/I’ve had braces.

I wear glasses

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have freckles.

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve run away from home.

I’m in school.

I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.

I almost always do/did my homework.

I’ve missed a week or more of school.

I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.

I’ve peed from laughing.

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

I’ve glued my hand to something.

I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve gotten lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star.

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi

I’ve eaten sushi.

I’m single.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve sneaked out of my house.

I am keeping a secret from the world.

I’ve been suspended from school

I have cough drops when I’m not sick.

I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

I have been diagnosed with clinical depression

I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.

I shut others out when I’m depressed.

I take anti-depressants.

I’ve hurt myself on purpose.

I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.

I’ve woken up crying.

I hate funerals.

I’ve planned my own suicide

I’ve attempted suicide.

Now, we have Good Friends vs Best Friends!

Good Friend: Knows all your best memories.

Best Friend: Has lived them with you.

Good Friend: Will stop you from doing something stupid.

Best Friend: Will hands down never let you do anything stupid . . . alone.

Good Friend: Helps you up when you fall.

Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again.

Good Friend: Comforts you when you have just had a terrible breakup.

Best Friend: Goes and beats the (Little kids, cover your ears, er, eyes) goddamn shit out of that fucking asshole/damned bitch.

Good Friend: Knocks politely on your door.

Best Friend: Barges right in and yells, "I'M HOME!"

Good Friend: Hands you your shoe when it falls off.

Best Friend: Grabs it and runs away with it yelling, "You'll never see this shoe again!"

Good Friend: Will be a guest in your house.

Best Friend: Will raid your refridgerator and make themselves at home.

Good Friend: Disagrees when you say, "Words can't hurt me."

Best Friend: Will hit you over the head with a dictionary to prove you wrong.

Good Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they drop it.

Best Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they reply, "Okay, now what's wrong? "

Good Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Get well soon."

Best Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Soooo, if you die, can I have your (insert really valuable item that you own.)?"

Good Friend: Will talk you out of running away from home.

Best Friend: Will tell you to keep in touch and help you pack. (Only if it's for a good reason)

THIS IS FOR MY BEST FRIENDS!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

A friend will hide you when you're running from the police.

A best friend is probably the reason why you're running

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crappp!!

QUOTES

When I was 8, i didn't find a secret world behind my wardrobe. When I was 11, I didn't get a letter for Hogwarts. When I was 12, A satyr didn't bring me to Camp Half Blood. Gandalf, Take me on a adventure when I'm 50!

You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."

"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"

"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"Be nice to people. They outnumber you 6.5 billion to one." Anonymous

"8/5th of all people do not understand fractions." Anonymous

"Push will get a person almost anywhere--except through a door marked 'pull'." Anonymous

"Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the world together." Anonymous

"The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference." Anonymous

"If at first you do succeed--try to hide your astonishment." Harry F. Banks

Numbing the pain for a while will make it hurt worse when you feel it Anonymous

"Being normal is for freaks."- unknown

'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'

'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'

"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-

If you is a serial killer, are you going to kill my fruit loops?--me

If someone tries to cuss you out, just ask them 'why are you talking to yourself?' If they keep at it, say 'stop talking to yourself, it's embarrassing!'--me

Did you know that 85.5% of statistics are made up?--me

"Music is an international language..."- Bentley Jones

"What's black, white, and red all over?" "A Bloody zebra, duh!"--Me

"Why do they call it Rush Hour if nothing moves?"--Robin Williams

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"--James Thurber

"What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes 'Achoo!' 'When you die, nothing happens'"--Dane Cook

"I'm not racist; I've got a black president!"--Dane Cook

"...That would be great if that was a real cereal...start off your day the holy way with Christ Chex...it's a miracle in a bowl!"--Dane Cook

"It's a plastic bag, you idiot! Why dont you just suffocate me with a wicker basket while you're at it?!"--Dane Cook

"Here's how you know that you're really drunk, I figured it out...when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time."--Dane Cook

"I don't like when juice wears tights; it's a horrible combination when juice wears tights"--Dane Cook talking about the Kool-Aid man

"So Johnny Tambourine is walking down the street..." Dane Cook

"I'm going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons; I'm going to name them after Transformers."--Dane Cook

"I love the movies. I don't even call them the movies, I call them Cinematic Adventures." --Dane Cook

"By the way, I say 'God bless you' when someone sneezes. I don't say bless you. Do you wanna know why? Because...I'm not the Lord; I cant do that! I'm just a messenger for the big guns upstairs. And I never say gesundheit; who says that? If I say gesundheit, I feel like I'm honoring Hitler or something. *achoo* *salutes* GESUNDHEIT!!!...yeah, I'll end up on the History Channel because someone sneezed." --Dane Cook

"He was hit by a Dodge, which I find funny and ironic..." --Dane Cook

"...since back in the day, which was a Wednesday, by the way..." --Dane Cook

"I was being chased by a giant crab." Audience laughs "That's not funny!"--Dane Cook

"Now lets fight for three days 'cause I'm bored!!"--Dane Cook

"You know I'm glad he's an atheist. Because wouldn't it be great if while he's doing his little tree thing, I know they do a lot of work with breezes *acts like a tree* through the woods a huge sweaty guy with an ax comes long *acts like a tough guy walking around, sees him *chop-chop, puts a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throws him into a sawmill and grinds him up *NEEEEEEEEEEE, then you pound him down into paper, and once he's paper...you print the Bible on him!"--Dane Cook about atheists

"Bad things happen to good people!"--Dane Cook

"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." --Dane Cook

Stupid things I have Done:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between stair rails.

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (is that even possible?)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (once it took me 5 weeks)

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Sometimes, I have to go to the bathroom, and I go in and forget why I am there, so I walk back to my room. But when I walk back in my room, I remember that I really had to go to the bathroom)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light puposefully when it was on.

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. (Every time there is a snow day and we don't have school. I don't hear about it until after I've gotten ready)

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (only ALL THE THE TIME!)

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side, or Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.(Why do they have loops?)

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (A lot of times, actually)

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Used a calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon

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If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So?"

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats. (they're equal!)

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink (I wear lots of colors...)

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed. (Dude, it takes me, like, five minutes.)

You smile a lot more than you should. (Sometimes I can't stop)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Thanks, Mom)

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can. (No, I HATE dresses! You can't run around in them without boys looking down your dress, trying to see your undies!!!! Ugh!!!!)

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies. (I call them Cinematic Adventures)

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Littlest Pet Shop Bobble heads…)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

Total: 6

I'm a tomboy! BOO-YAH-KA-SHAH! :P

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a wall/door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever danced like no one is watching, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you think the Trix kids should just give the rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted your house to be made of chocolate yum copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.LONGLIVE PLUTO!

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell,"Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think flamers are just huge jerks who don't have any creativity and just insult people's writing because they're envious,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love animals copy and paste this into your profile

If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cry while reading/writing some fanfics post this on your profile.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

Now and then, I announce "I know you're listening" when I’m in a room by myself. If I’m wrong, then nobody knows that I was speaking to myself, and if I'm right, I just freaked out some secret organisation

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3, Raineyes, anipwrites DirectionatorsFL

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that anyone with a profile this long HAS to be a good, creative, cool writer, copy this into your profile and spread the love of everything awesome!

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Raineyes, anipwrites

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sierra

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sieizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Silver Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name):NoelleDirectionator

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Eccsiams

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Sky Blue Crystal Light

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Icoiyacn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Maureen

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Phoenix, Black Jasmine, or Black Cheeseburger

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL DON'T GET IT!)

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign

Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, your in another world

Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.

I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!

"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...

DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?

It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept

Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."

"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when your not here..."

Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it

After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."

The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over

I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all

If you ever, EVER felt guilt, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wanted to jump into a book and never come back out, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: DirectionatorsFL: Leo Valdez, Nico Di Angelo, Frank Zhang, Raj Kootropali, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Bramblestar, Graystripe, Ravenpaw, my OC Splashpelt

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter. (Splashpelt)

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress. (Skystep, Sunflight, Petalfoot)

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and diobey the warrior code.

I'm in RIVERCLAN, so I must be proud and fat. (Splashpelt)

I'm in THUNDERCLAN, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy. (Skystep, Sunflight, Petalfoot)

I'm in a FORBBIDEN LOVE, so it must end badly.(SkystepxSplashpelt)

I am outside a clan, so I must be a missguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm IN THUNDERCLAN, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets. (Skystep, Sunflight, Petalfoot)

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I DON'T HAVE A MATE, so I must be shipped. (Sunflight)

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the clans,so I must be a evil hater and not have a life.

I'm FRIENDS WITH A CAT OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER, so I must be in love with them. (Skystep, Sunflight, Petalfoot, Splashpelt)

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, skyfoot21, FEIGNHawkfeather1234, Icestar0921, Lunashine14, Soarra the Fifth Marauder, anipwrites DirectionatorsFL

If you think the apprentices ROCK for killing Bone Copy and paste this into your Profile

If you think whitestorm should have lived Copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN, Icestar0921, Lunashine14, Soarra the Fifth Marauder, anipwrites, DirectionatorsFL

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head

Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life

Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back

When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them

"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering

Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall

There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "Your welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"

When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze

I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later

I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real

"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."

Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?

When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up

Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel

WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand

Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper

"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"

Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think

I make plans THEN ask my parents

I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!

Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory

The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"

"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."

I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes

"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"

I don't know, google it

Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."

I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja

Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING

Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...

Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?

Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!

"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." "NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!"

Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered

Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)

As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ Crystal Light!!!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well-aimed.

If you wish Dovepaw and Tigerheart would just realize that they love each other already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved Bramblekit, loved Bramblepaw, loved Brambleclaw, and love Bramblestar copy and paste this into your profile!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When in doubt, make words up!

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! :D

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water!

If you know you're obsessed with cats and Warriors, love Warriors, want to be a Warrior cat SO BADLY you may be going insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Cats are awesome, C&P this on to your profile.

If you have one (1) or more pets C&P this on to your profile.

There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." -Ray Bradbury

"Common Sense ain't so common anymore" -Anonymos

Love the LionXCinder
Love the FireXSand
Love the JayXHalf
Love the BrightXCloud
Love the BlueXOak
Love the TigerXDove
Love the LeafXCrow
Hate the FeatherXCrow
Hate the CrowXNight (basically, I love forbidden romances)

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us:

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny. Right, Goosefeather?

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, *glares* Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are gay.

Happy endings are completly unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more emo *cough* Jayfeather *cough*

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't pregnant.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. *looks at Firestar* Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to h-- doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon...

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

And, If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

List your twelve favorite warrior charecters in no order. They can be the original authors or yours.

1. Bramblestar

2. Firestar

3. Squirrelflight

4. Skystep

5. Splashpelt

6. Graystripe

7. Sandstorm

8. Jayfeather

9. Petalfoot

10. Leafpool

11. Tigerstar

12. Sunflight

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Umm... no I haven't, but I would be interested.

2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Whoa... Umm number 1. Jayfeather would get Sunflight pregnant and number 2. They would get in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No because I created her

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ewww! N-O!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Umm probably Five/Nine, because Leafpool is too old!

7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Squirrelflight and Leafpool are as close as two sisters could get. But what happens when true love separates the sisters, can they manage without the other?

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yeah, Jayfeather has a slight crush on Skystep.

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Desert Sun and Sand

10.Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Umm...Maybe...

11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven

Charly is geting there.

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, Firestar doesn't like Skystep THAT way!

13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

City Lights by Briget Mendler

14.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kin of the gray sun, beware the darkness.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never, I created Splashpelt. HE'S MINE!!

16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

"Bramblestar and Sandstorm are in a happy relationship until Petalfoot runs off with Skystep. Bramblestar, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Tigerstar and a brief unhappy afair with Sunflight, then follows the wise advice of Splashpelt and finds true love with Squirrelflight.

What title would you give this fic?

How to Find Your Meant To Be In The Most Messed Up Way Imaginable.

17. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Yikes!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D. (I actually do)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I actually do)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

(So creepy...)

repost:

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.

If you call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references.

If slow computers drive you CRAZY.

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.
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List Your 10 Favorite Characters in No Particular Order

10. Graystripe

9. Ravenpaw

8. Jayfeather

7. Dovewing

6. Leafpool

5. Bramblestar

4. Silverstream

3. Mistystar

2. Sandstorm

1. Tigerstar

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Graystripe would chase a very confused Jayfeather out, then get very embarrassed when he shows up in the middle of camp with no clothes. Jayfeather will then get the idea and freak out!

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Mistystar and Silverstream will question Leafpool's sanity and will claim that A. they both have mates and B. they're. Both. FEMALE!

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Bramblestar would be shocked that Dovewing loved his father (not to mention her crushes grandfather) and Ravenpaw will wonder how Dovewing could love a cat who lived so long ago.

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Graystripe and Sandstorm already about "Super Dovewing" and will stop fighting for a moment and stare as she does a victory dance, then join in.

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Silverstream: "Why, Graystripe? I'm your mate!" or "I always knew you'd go cannibalistic eventually.

6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens?

Tigerstar and Sandstorm are fighting and Sandstorm has the advantage of having Mistystar, Silverstream, and Bramblestar with her, and Leafpool, who is not much for fighting, will grab pom-poms and cheer on her mother. Dovewing would appear with a gigantic thing of popcorn, Jayfeather, who for some reason can see what's going on, would have a giant foam finger, Ravenpaw would be a bit scared, and Graystripe will give a narration of the fight.

7) What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

It's not everyday an "evil" murderer wakes you up in the middle of the night, so I'd probably freak out... at first, then I would "interrogate" him about whether or not he luffs me!

8) Will numbers 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Maybe, but I should hope Squirrelflight never finds out!

9) Would 2 trust 5?

Definently. Her mate trusts him, she knows he's loyal, so why not?