Excuse me while i LAUGH HYSTERICALLY at my old profile.

GOD i was such a dork... And my grammar SUCKED!

Anyway, allow me to introduce myself.

I got by alot of names, but my real name is Jessica. No more, no less. I actually don't respond well to my real name, so I'll list off my nicknames because i'm a jerkazoid that way.

Chai, or Chairoi. First person to mock me because that means Brown in japanese gets a bop on the nose, its a part of my full deviantART name, Chairoi Kami Lynn. Which roughly translates to Brown Hair Lynn. Chairoi for short, or Chai because my friend calls me that, short for Chairoi, and she got me addicted to Chai Tea. Full Chai name is Nakodo Chairoi, which makes no sense as it means "Brown Matchmaker." My ninja name, basicly, as I am a Narutard, like most americans these days. My sister and best friend even went to Otakon as Kankurou and Karasu, respectively. They rocked on ice, let me tell you. No lie, Sarah is one SCARY Karasu! She even makes the right clickyclacky wood-puppet noise. First person to say "Its The Crow, not Karasu!" gets bitch-slapped and stabbed in the knees. It actually IS Karasu, its may mean crow, but its name is actually spelt out KA-RA-SU, not the one symbol for Crow.

Screw the nicknames. Call me Chai, mmkay? Mmkay.

Like i said, i like Naruto. Adore it, but i like the manga best. Deidara and Tobi for the Win, yeah. I also enjoy other animes and mangas, but i'm WAY TOO LAZY to post them all. Don't be shy, just ask, ok? I don't bite, and if i haven't heard of what you like, theres a good chance i'll like it too. If i don't like what you like, i'm not gonna look down on you for it. I mean really, my cousin Danny, ATLEAST 23, probobly older, is the most AWSOME CREATURE IN THE HISTORY OF PIE, and he watches Power Rangers. He says the show is crappy but it has a good storyline, but whatever. He likes it, he likes it. He's awsome either way. He fixed my Zoids Liger model, anyway, and now it walks without jamming.

I listen to all variaties of music, but i can't spell worth a crap right now so ignore any typos. I'll probobly be back to fix them later.

I draw. ALOT. Not as much as i would like to, but i do. I adore requests and critique and such, and I don't think i'm really good enough for comissioning yet, but if you want to comission me i won't object. Money = always good. I'm not the best in the world, but i'm not the worst either, go click the little homepage button up there and you can get some examples of my stuff. I'm currently doing that 100 themes thing that everyone seems to like lately, exclusively with the sound Nin. Don't expect me to stick to it 1 a day, but i'm certainly doing my best.

Expect alot of my writing to be Naruto. Its my current obsession, y'see. Not all of my writing will be Naruto though, so don't hold your breath.

I also dabble in Flash Animation.

My current projects are:

100 Themes - Oto-Nin Style - Naruto (Art) Status: #1 in works.

Double Genesis - Joinable - The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time. (Story) Status: IntroductionNote and Prologue Complete. Chapter 1 in works.

Found Myself Fighting - Side project - Kingdom Hearts (Story) Status: Chapter 1 in works.

Bi-sama, Tailed Lords - This needs a new title BADLY, Suggestions please? - Naruto (Story) Status: Chapter 1 in progress.

Bi-sama, Tailed Lords - An alternate, the comic version - Naruto (Art) Status: Page 2 in progress.

The Sound-Nin Song - Crack and Dutchmen - Naruto (Flash Animation) Status: Haven't even started.

Kabuto Told the Witch-doctor - Crack and Yaoi - Naruto (Flash Animation) Status: Just into the first music chorus.

Valentine in July - Crack and Shonen-ai - Naruto (Flash Animation) Status: Complete.

Valentine in July

WARNINGS: I limit myself very little. Language, violence, sex, drugs, gore, none of this bothers me. Infact i like alot of it. So expect to see it in my storys, ESPECIALY Bi-sama. EXPECT YAOI AND SHONEN-AI. I'm not comfortable yet with Yuri and Shoujo-Ai, so that will come up little, and the yaoi isn't central or graphic in any of my stories... Well, not the ones i'm posting here, anyway.

ITS OVER NOW, YAY!