I'm an American scientist in Minnesota, studying EBV. My good friend, Lymphocytosis, inspired me to write my current fic, "Interests Conflicted," which I will update on a semi-regular basis.

By liking this story, commenting, and giving your undying praise, I will prove that this is the superior story. That is all.

Also, for the record, I am not Lymphocytosis. I am actually one of the main characters of "Conflict of Interest"

Bonus points if you guess correctly (though it shouldn't be too hard to guess) :D