Hello, my name is [insert name]. I am [insert age] looking for a smokin' hot [insert preference here] to fill the void.

Nah, honestly, bruh, I'm just here to post my crappy fics. :P

USER STATS

NAME: SAMMY
RACE: SHARK
LOCATION: [REDACTED]
AGE: 20

Here in this abyss you'll find mostly Undertale (Underfell to be precise because I'm trash, whoop!), BATIM, and maybe some Transformers: MTMTE if I really feel like throwing myself into the dumpster again. I've gotten to the point in my life where I could care less about writing 'cringy inserts', so if that ain't your jam, get outta here. But seriously, not really looking to write anything remotely professional, let me just sit in self-insert/mary-sue/gary-stu feels hell. Thanks, mates uwu

In terms of how frequently I plan to update, it's going to be just as bad as my art...almost never, whelp, sorry. I'm currently upgrading old high school marks full-time, studying chemistry and biology, but if I find some spare time between drawing and academics, I'll try to upload something here and there. Expect lots of one-shots as I can't write a full story for the life of me. Mayhaps some NSFW if I'm feeling brave, lmao.

Peace out!

-ur local Sammy boi

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