"You're like a burnt marshmallow, y'know? Unappealing and scary on the outside, but soft and gooey on the inside?" I stared at him, not knowing whether I should be flattered or offended, or if he was just drunk. "Well, I'll give you this, Lupin – you sure know how to charm the ladies." If only I had known... (Marauders' Era)

It's hard enough being a witch growing up in a war zone. It's even harder when you're Steffi Hartmann, Hogwart's biggest Disaster Zone, and you've caught the attention of Hogwarts most Serial Lothario, Sirius Black... SBxOC, LxJ