I'm Tim, I live with characters I create for stories, even if they never get put on the site. So far, I live with three. They are:

Max: Mercenary that...does...mercenary stuff. He can get annoying when he's not out, but I can keep him under control.

Luke Death: Half Luke Skywalker, half Death. He searches the world for worthy sould=s in order to gain enough power to take control of the world. I hardly ever see him, but he's pretty nice to me and sends any weapons he obtains by sending someone's soul. I've collected 12 so far, mostly handguns.

Chith: Shadowfan character Shade's younger brother, BUT DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CALL HIM LITTLE! He doesn't do much but sit around. I do my multiplayer Gamecube games with him a lot, but is a sore loser, so i let him win (don't tell him that) so I can grow old. Nice guy once you get to know him.

Also, for those people whose stroies I read, I have big news. Under my bio, I'm gonna make my own little fanficton.net award show, the ficcies. They'l be in about February, so if ou have any recommendations for good stories, e-mail or instant message me. See ya.

I'm a big nintendo junkie. Golden Sun and Zelda especially. I like to mix (hint hint to reviewers of Ocarina of time gone wrong). Also, I love Soul Calibur II (another hint hint), even though I never played Soul Calibur I.

Well that's all, but let me tell you, it's a full time job with all the stuff I do here, but without the pay.

With the oncoming threat of the ficcies, I think I better start by giving out nominations. First, best comedy, the nominations are:

The Troublesome Quest for Sanity-Quueenie
Ganon comes back for the Umpteenth time-TheOminousWriterOfDoom
Green Earth's Campaign of Terror for No Reason-Cobra2k
The Legend of Isaac, Ocarina of the Sun-MidnightC
The Zeldrix-TheOminousWriterOfDoom
Link, a parody to Shrek, Edited and Reborn-Krimzon Guard Chelsea

All the others that aren't done are in another category, so to all nominated, good luck, may the force be with you, and be patient.

AND NOW FOR THE WINNERS!

Luke: YAY!

ZIP IT! First, 3rd place goes to...The Zeldrix by TheOminousWriterOfDoom

2nd place goes to...The Legend of Isaac, Ocarina of the Sun by Midnight C

And the winner of the Humor Award is...The Troublesome Quest for Sanity by Quueenie

Quueenie steps onto stage

Quueenie: I would like to thank myself, the characters in it, and PIE!

(rolls eyes)

I've gotta cancel the rest of the ficcies, after looking at my nominations, everything else is a no-brainer, and that's not fair, so, from now on, ficcies will come as they happen to be any good, so there could be one at any time.

Guess what people crazy, stupid, and brainless enough people who read this bio, I'm making a speech, on how rap and pop is destroying rock n roll (it's not, but I hate rap and pop, so I did this to dis it)

As I'm saying that, I'm listening ACDC, in case anyone wanted to know

Current work update process thing

TLOZ:OOTGW: DONE!
GS 2112: Slow, but still in progress
Mayhem 2: On hold
MTM:ZaH: On hold
The Fifth Lighthouse: Problem, delay

Also, about the "I hate Alex Club"...SCREW YOU! I support Alex and what he did. Sure, it was evil, but so what, you have to be pretty smart to have made a plan like that, and for that, I give you props.

Alex: That makes one supporter

Alex, you will have your supporters, as soon as I can find them

5/17: I'm almost ready to start on Legend of Zelda GONE WRONG 2, War in Hyrule GONE WRONG, but I have one HUGE bug to fix, so expect the first chapter soon, possibly early to mid-June.

7/21: I updated GONE WRONG 2, but this is about GS 2112, I hit the chapter of my demise, and it's hard, but I'm trying, just thought you should know