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PussInBootsAndMonkeyzNamedJack
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Joined 04-25-04, id: 578933
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.
~PussInBootsAndMonkeyzNamedJack~

Im 14 have a boring life and does nothing but sit in front of the computer all day. Its true..sadly..I must get out more.Much love Puss In Boots & Monkeyz Named Jack ^..^

^..^ & Yes I DO love POTC and Shrek 2 ^..^

Yo Ho Yo Ho A pirates life for me
We pillage and plunder and rifle and loot
Drink up me ‘earties Yo Ho
We Kidnap we ravage and don’t give a hoot
Drink up me ‘earties Yo Ho!

Yo Ho Yo Ho A pirates life for me!
We extort and pilfer, we filch we sack
Drink up me ‘earties Yo Ho
Maraud embezzle and even highjack
Drink up me ‘earties Yo Ho!

Yo Ho Yo Ho A pirates life for me
We’re rascals and scoundrels we’re villains and knaves
Drink up me ’earties Yo Ho
We’re devils we’re black sheep we’re really bad eggs
Drink up me ’earties Yo Ho

Yo Ho Yo Ho A pirates life for me
We kindle and char inflame and ignite
Drink up me ’earties
Yo Ho We burn up the city we’re really a fright
Drink up me ’earties Yo Ho
We’re beggars and blighters and ne’er-do-well cads
Drink up me ’earties Yo Ho
Aye but we are loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me ‘earties Yo Ho

Welcome to Duloc, Such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Do not play, stay in line and we will get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Please keep off the grass
wipe your shoes, wipe your...face
Duloc is.., Duloc is..,
Duloc is A perfect place

Aye Rubber Duckys:
Chapter 3 is up. EEK!!! Crazyness insured!!

I swear Im not a MarySue MarySue: Only chapter 1 at the moment might not be updated for a while yet.

Crazy POTC Parodies #1: The curse of the blue pebble. Chapter 1 only. Crazy as well...What am I saying all my stories are crazy

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Blood of Avalon by ellennar reviews
AU for DMC, AWE, & ST Cannon for CotBP - A tale in which Will's search for the father he never knew brings Jack face to face with his own past.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 611,373 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2004
The Closest Thing to Crazy by Shaz1 reviews
Sequel to 'Leave Right Now' Jack has left the Turner home, but can he face his demons alone? Chapter Thirty Up at long long last! Please RandR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,481 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Gilded Cage by Merrie reviews
Sequel to Broken Wings. A battle is waged for Jack's soul with Barbossa as one its warriors. Will our Sparrow be able to see a way out of the gilded cage that's closing in on him before all is lost? FINALLY UPDATED CHAPTER 15! Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,376 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 3/16/2004
The Deepest Circle by Halia reviews
Jack has been betrayed yet again by another treacherous shipmate, and he starts to believe that his old friends are beginning to turn on him, too. How can they prove to him otherwise before he goes mad with hate? Chapter 15 is FINALLY up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,760 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 12/16/2003
I Can't Ever Leave You by Ibea Female Pirate Savvy reviews
CH.21 UP it's a good'un! JackOC, NOT a MarySue. Jack is captured by a childhood friend after 11 years who plans to rob Isla du Muerta. But is that all there is to it? Pssh, of course not! Where would the story be in that! Rated AHR Angsty Humorous Romance
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,518 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 9/30/2003
Welcome to Turtle Island by Freak-N-Crazy reviews
Bloody Stupid Will the recently turned madman has just crashed the Black Pearl into a rather odd Island in the middle of the Caribbean! Random, crazy & just plain weird!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004
The Fated Partings by ashlyns reviews
4 years after the rescue of the pearl, Jack has contracted a sickness that threatens his very life. With the help of old friends, Jack will battle new enimies to save his very life, or unleash a power more evil then the gold of Cortes. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,007 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
The Emerald Eyes: A Tale of Mutiny by catgirlutah reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow has just recieved the Black Pearl as his ship. Someone doesn't like it at all. Plans are underway to make it so he loses his precious Pearl. There's a good deal of betrayal in here as well, from more than just Barbossa...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,653 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
A Friend in Need by Shaz1 reviews
Complete! Jack gets kidnapped, and when he is rescued, he is no longer the same Captain Jack Sparrow that was taken, can his friends help him, or is he lost to them for forever? Final Chapter now up! please RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 76,682 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wind's Eye by Aithne reviews
Sequel to "The Winds of Change". With Jack and Will accused of Norrington's death and not a shred of evidence to prove them innocent, it is up to friends, new and old, to save their lives. That is, if those friends can avoid turning against each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Bootstrap's Bootstraps by JessieRose reviews
Story of Bill Turner, starts with the hanging of his father. Prequel to my story 'The Sparrow Rebellion.' R and R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003
Aye, Rubber Ducks reviews
When an evil Rubber Duck and his crew of evil doers including, the Killer Kiwi, Yzma, Captain Hook and many more try taking ova the world by ridding it of rum, the only people who can stop them are those who.....Full summary inside!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004
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