The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).

I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.

A Medieval/Renaissance Johnlock AU romance. John Watson is a captive Highlander tasked to heal the Gaaldinian Prince from a strange malady. In return for his pains, John is forced into the service of the Prince, known only as Monseigneur. Rated M. Chapter 43 up!

Harry never could have predicted how much his life would change after making a surprising discovery at the Dursley household the summer before Second Year. The young wizard returns to school looking for answers, and ends up finding a whole lot more. Snape/Harry mentor fic. No slash.

Sequel to Rage. Fourth year is finally over and Harry can relax. Things are starting to look up, right until they aren't. Fifth year is coming and with it does a new villain, dressed in pink and hellbent on making Harry seem a liar. Under her draconian rule Harry will have to balance his own mental health, a headmaster ignoring him, and old/new friends. This is bullsh*t Snape/OMC

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

(Formerly Telos) The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!

Some fates are twined together, John Watson was always meant to meet the Holmes brothers. Separated from his unit, John stumbles upon a terrorists cell holding a hostage deep in the mountains. The man who saved him has always been a mystery, no matter what his resources he could never find out who it was. Mycroft never suspected to find him as his brother's new flatmate. No Slash

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Naruto and Sasuke are both working shitty jobs over the holidays. But a chance encounter and a bottle of tequilla make things a lot better. Co-written with CapturedByNoodles NaruSasu

Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Harry has had a shit life. His parents were dead, he had nearly died multiple times, he is always in the news and one of his friends hates him at the drop of a hat. To make it worse now he has to face down a dragon in the Triwizard tournament. He is done. Harry is pissed and he is going to make sure that they all know it. He is taking his stand right now. Snape/omc no other pairing

AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R. Complete.

There are different kinds of homelessness. Jughead finds a kindred spirit in the most unsuspecting of places, and together they work to find answers about Jason's murder and their own uncertain futures. We're all a little broken, and if you put enough stress on those cracks, we'll shatter.

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

AU, HPDM slash, one-sided DMOFC. Nineteen years ago, the Potters betrothed their firstborn child to the firstborn Malfoy child. Eighteen years ago, Voldemort was defeated for good. Seventeen years ago, the Potters changed the contract so that their secondborn child was substituted for their firstborn. Now, Draco Malfoy is trying to work out what happened. COMPLETE.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

"Granger, I think it's time for an... understanding between the two of us." Draco finds himself struggling with a subject when he returns for his eighth year at Hogwarts and who better to tutor him than the ever brilliant Hermione? It starts out as helpful study sessions but as things progress, they realise they need each other for more than just better grades.

After some startling revelations come to light, it's decided that Harry can longer stay at Number Four, Privet Drive. The only other option is for him to become the ward and responsibility of potions master, Severus Snape. Follow Harry into his fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, as Voldemort returns and Harry needs his friends more than ever.

Sasuke was well aware that he was surrounded by his fellow classmates while they listened to morning Mass. He was also aware of his growing arousal as he stared at the blond a few pews ahead of him. Sas/Naru

For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU

The Ministry's new Marriage Law was not part of the plan Hermione Granger had laid out for her career and life. How will having to marry Draco Malfoy affect her life, her relationships, and her career? What will it mean for her view of the Slytherin and those he counts as family and friends? Slow burn Dramione.

John Watson thought this was it for him after he returned from Afghanistan - runny noses and the tedium of working a job at a private practice. Aimless and bitter, he never thought he would find his purpose again. Enter Sherlock, a little boy desperately needing rescue from the wreckage of his life, and John gets more than he ever thought possible...a family. Kid!lock.

Sometimes everyday pressures and small annoyances can overshadow the reason people fell in love in the first place. Sasuke slowly realizes that he might have let something irreplaceable slip away without a fight. Will he be able to get it back in the end? Break-up/Make-up but NOT a cheating fic! Main pairing: SasuNaruSasu, some SasuNeji, some GaaNaruGaa AU. CONTENT EDITED per ToS.

People always assumed that Sherlock Holmes was magical. People always overlook the short doctor constantly by Sherlock's side. And if they do notice, the most memorable thing about him is the fact that he is always seen with the detective. Which is why people are surprised when the told coming of the most powerful warlock turns out to be ordinary John Watson. People are stupid.

Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]

Color is a privledge I have not the honor to see. It's nothing personal. It affects everyone. Still, seeing the color of the sky or the fall of the leaves would be more enlightening if I could see the reds or blues. But, I can't change what I was born with. I need my soul mate for that and I don't know anyone who would want a boring doctor as I. John/Sherlock

AU. High School. A new transfer student arrives at Sasuke's high school in Seattle. Little does he know how much that one meeting is going to change his life forever. Sasuke/Naruto

Sherlock exhaled. He continued, softly enough that John had to lean in to hear his next words. "Oliver reminds me of myself."

How did Naruto Uzumaki, resident flunkey and notorious optimist, end up hanging off the ledge of the biggest, most influential corporation in Japan? Because of ramen. During his journey to save his favorite place to eat, he confronts his past and begins to fall for the very person who threatens the sanctum of delectable noodles everywhere: his old high school rival, Sasuke Uchiha.

When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-

Kel involves herself in the life of another would-be knight and becomes entangled in the affairs of the Gods.

Blood does not necessarily make family. This is about people making their own family and finding friendships that strengthen them when logic says that they should just fall down. Unlikely people will come together to create a family of choice, blood be damned, and adventures and trials ensue. No pairings (at least as of now)

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

HPDM slash, HPGW at first. That Harry returned Draco's wand to him was only one small act in a life, one thing that he might have done or not done. But more acts succeed that one, and Harry and Draco find themselves sharing more and more of them. COMPLETE.

A badly beaten Sherlock is grateful for a little help, even if his doctor is a bit battered himself. AU. Wing!lock

"And what about John Watson?" Sherlock had asked. He had expected a rather dull answer...after all, he had been away. He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison. Series 3 AU. Not slash.

Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

Sasuke's always had doubts about his past, afraid that it would come back to haunt him. But what if he had met Naruto while living in New York City? Would Naruto see through all of his miserable attempts at pushing him away and stay by his side? God, he hoped so. NaruSasu, NaruShion, Sasu/OC

The war is over, and Sasuke was brought back to the village after his final battle with Naruto. With all his goals of vengeance either completed or destroyed, can Sasuke find something to anchor him? And will Naruto still be willing to help him? CANON - Post manga chapter 693. Edited for FF's ToS. Cover Art by EyeFatigue!

The river defined John's life; it defined his childhood, destroyed his adolescence and brought him rushing head on towards an adulthood that he couldn't control. The hospital was his last chance to keep a hold on his fragile grip. 'Til someone teaches him that if he tries to let go, he might be able to learn how to keep his head above water (Or Johnlock in a mental institute)

HPDM slash. The Bard of Morning's Hope is a seemingly unstoppable serial killer striking at Death Eaters and former Slytherins. After Lucius Malfoy's violent death, Harry Potter is assigned to protect the remaining Malfoys. COMPLETE.

ADOPTED BY "Deadelven", Naruto is a half demon attending Hogwarts. Harry is a prophesize savior of the world. How will fate react to a demon fiddling with the mortal verse. Warning: Spanking and Yaoi

"It says here that you were sent along with the proposal to demonstrate Orochimaru's... deep appreciation of my special consideration and attention to this matter," Sasuke said, his voice inflectionless. He eyed Naruto with seeming disinterest. "Is there a problem?" "No," Naruto said sinking fluidly to his knees, his hand slowly rising to Sasuke's zipper. Crime. Yaoi SasuNaru - AU

Taniyama Mai, age 19, leads a simple life. Not until one day when she was forced to choose one of these two options: Either accept that her mother committed suicide, or hire that narcissistic yet irresistibly charming investigator to prove otherwise. AU

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Hiatus. Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?

"I need an Omega and you need an Alpha. My brother holds my trust. And you can't seem to be promoted without the necessity of an Alpha. I will offer my name if you would play the part of dutiful soon to be mate. If you agree I'll be sure to pad your personal account with ten thousand pounds at the end of the year. My terms are simple" Or so Sherlock thought. omegaverse AU slash.

Vampire AU. Dr. John Watson had always considered himself as one of the nameless many who comprised the human herd. He'd never thought of himself as special, he was gifted with no particular talent and he never stood out. All his life, he had never been exemplary, and his anonymity had been a blessing. That was all history now. Vampire!Sherlock/John. Chapter two posted.

A decorated officer of the court, with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (Written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana COMPLETE).

HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.

Love potions don't exist. Sherlock knows, he is quite versed in the rules of magic. So when Henry Knight shows up in Baker St, claiming to have been poisoned with one, Sherlock dismisses him. But the mention of Baskerville changes the stakes of the game, and leads Sherlock and John to Devon, where Sherlock learns to understand magic better and John surprises Sherlock. Like always.

COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Moriarty makes John Watson his first pip, but doesn't realize precisely with whom he's dealing.

D/s AU - John Watson is a sub-for-hire, working off the debt Harry accumulated while he was away. Sherlock Holmes rents his services for the night as an escort to his brother's fancy party (and a thumb of the nose to his brother). John proves to be even more interesting than Sherlock expected, though, just as Sherlock proves to be not as frightening a dominant as John expected.

For this prompt: John is the solo tattoo artist in his own one-man parlour called Ink Inc. Sherlock stumbles in one night, drunk off his arse, and demands a tattoo. (Prompts accepted at my writing tumblr: quinnandersonwrites.)

After Sasuke Uchiha finds himself glaring at a beautifully, cheerful stranger on a bus, his life is turned upside down, as an impending marriage and a domineering father force him to decide what he really wants from life and who he really wants to be. AU. Possible OOC-ness. M for language and Suggestive-ness. SasuNaru / NaruSasu

Learning the rules and mechanics of space policing and tolerating a less than perfect crew were the only lessons that Kakashi had promised him on that fateful day. So Sasuke had thought that was all in life until Naruto decided to screw it all up.

AU&OOC. Moriarty tries to recruit marksman,John, for a hit. John turns to the Yard and Sherlock Holmes for help. Sparks and bullets fly. Sherlock and Moriarty vie for John's affections-who wouldn't want John. Johnlock,Mystrade,Mormor. M violence/sex. Dialog from SHEROCKBBC- transcripts by Ariane Devere(LJ), Coverart by anyrei1@tumblr. Not a new posting/ just listing as complete.

The war with the north has reached a end, and finally Tortall can rebuild and mend it's wounds. That is until the Protector of the Small is called to serve her king once again, in a way and place she least expected.

Sir Harold Watson requires his younger brother John to marry for money. The wealthy husband-to-be? None other than Sherlock Holmes. Before the wedding can occur, Sherlock gets swept up in an investigation of random found body parts and strange letters addressed to him via Bow Street. Slash, Regency Era, science and natural philosophy.

With the world still fresh from the last World War, Sherlock Holmes may be all that stands in the way of a certain mastermind who wants nothing more than to watch the tentative peace dissolve into chaos. Fortunately for Holmes, his new Defender is determined to make sure that in the end, Sherlock will come out on top. **Please do not redistribute my works to other sites**

"Oh God," John breathed, horrified. It took a lot to horrify John H. Watson. Worried now, Sherlock got up and stepped around the table, only to be foiled when John quickly turned the laptop so he couldn't see the screen. "John, what is it? What did she do?" "She put a video online...oh God..." "What? What sort of video?" "Our video, Sherlock! One that she and I made!"

When John makes Sherlock an appointment to get tested for allergies, neither of them were expecting the results that came back. With this new knowledge they must navigate the rocky sea of foods Sherlock needs to avoid.

"We were going to be a family, Sherlock. Why wasn't it enough?"

John Watson receives a call one day from Lestrade, offering him a position as a police medic. Though John doesn't see the need for one, he accepts. Combine that with Sherlock Holmes (a mysterious man named after a long dead violinist) and an encounter with a midnight jogger, John finds himself getting thrust into a world of darkness, violence, and not-so-fictional encounters.

Sherlock doesn't hold any love for his omega status. However, that doesn't stop him from going undercover and joining on online dating site to try and find the person responsible for a string of vicious omega homicides. It should have been easy, open and shut. He just didn't expect to meet an alpha named John Watson. And enter the six steps of courtship.

In which Sherlock is a violinist and consulting composer who writes the pieces his clients are too dim to ask for, and John is an ex-army doctor and handy amateur clarinettist. Together they make music. A story containing deductive inferences, music for adrenaline junkies, and the development of an unforeseen relationship. Pre-slash.

No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."

A down-on-his-luck ex-soldier meets a wealthy businessman in need of a short-term companion. A simple transaction gives them both what they need. This is a Pretty Woman AU/fusion. Romance and crack and angst. Prostitution. Slash. Case fic. Johnlock.

{Soulmate! AU with a twist. Every person is born with a mark on their palm, where is written their 'name,' less commonly known as soulmate} Sherlock does not want his name. He does not care for 'John' and no matter what his mark may say, he knows this John person can never care for him. He does not need John. In fact, he hates him. Rated T for mild mentions of self harm

John Watson heard warning after warning about taking one of Professor Holmes's courses. He knew he should stay away if only for the sake of his grades. However, when he reads the description for one of Holmes's modules, he cannot help but enroll himself in the course and merely hope beyond hope that he doesn't regret his decision. [Unilock, Pendentverse, Independent/Dependent AU]

John is a reluctant soldier in the Queen's Army, hoping to pay his medical school degree with three years of service. He's just been told to pick out a Dragon from the Kennels to train and serve beside in the War in Afghanistan. More than a little afraid and yet fascinated by the creatures, he just hopes he doesn't end up barbequed... (full summary inside)

Sherlock and John assume temporary custody of a young boy named Cecil- a seven year old child with selective mutism. Cecil's silent presence fits easily into their lives, and both Holmes and Watson end up needing to redefine the meaning of family. Adapted from "Four Crows for a Boy" from my Seven Crows story and my first adventure in quasi-parent!lock.

Sequel to Deceptive Natures. All grown up and out in the real world, Rose can't help continuing her manipulative ways. She's going to need them when everyone around her seems to have a problem that only her particular skill-set can solve.

If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.

HPDM slash. Harry discovers that becoming the Black heir means far more than just inheriting some vaults and property. Even with Draco Malfoy's help, there seems to be only a slim chance that Harry can escape the consequences. Updated every Friday and Saturday. COMPLETE.

John, ex-magical researcher thought he had left it all behind when he was rendered a mute by an experiment, but a letter from a man named Sherlock Holmes changes all of that. With impossible potions and an impossible man, what else comes next? AU.

Right there on the door, about the size of his head, was a red and white fan seared into the wood. Naruto stared at the glowing insignia in shock, blue eyes wide. He glanced back and forth between the door and his parents, when it finally hit him. That afternoon he'd go to the Misty Isle, never to return, as his village's human sacrifice to the Demon Sasuke Uchiha. SasuNaru YAOI

Captain Pike's crew consisted of the craziest, most brilliant men and women in the galaxy - none more so than his First Officer Jim Kirk. No one could agree on where Kirk came from or why he was there, but there was one thing they didn't argue about - they were glad he was on their side.

Everyone has a manu meridiem; bioluminescence in the palm of your hand. The colour of this is supposed to help you to find ... not quite your soul mate, though some call them that - rather, your Potential.

Thanks to Sherlock's inability to resist satisfying his curiosity, he's been turned into a small child of about seven (or five, depending on who you're asking) years old. John volunteers to look after him. After all, he's had to look after a man-child, how hard can a child-child be? Poor John. He has no idea. Johnlock and paternal!Lestrade in small doses.

Series-rewrite AU. John was a lot of things - brother, son, friend. Doctor. Former soldier. But the one thing that any Holmes couldn't have expected was the one thing he was best at: Mage. Rating for language. Illustrated version available at Archive of Our Own, same pen name, same title.

John Watson was used to many things other people would consider strange; but to wake up in a dark street and meet a young drug addict who looked eerily familiar wasn't one of them. AU, Post-Reunion.

Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.

Betrayed in the worst way, Naruto is now a hardened ANBU. Captain of the most elite squad. The War for fate of the Elemental Nations rages and Naruto's strength is needed most. So why is he now being tasked to guard Harry Potter? Thrust into a world full of politic, unknown enemies and allies with secret agendas, Naruto and his team must cope, and what is Kyuubi planning?

Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...

John Watson is desperately trying to gather money to pay a blackmailer. Sherlock Holmes makes an indecorous offer to Doctor Watson at just the right time. What starts out as sating his lust may turn out to be the making of the man.

"Captain... you do not suggest that I am anything but the sum of my genetic programming, surely?" He chuckles, darkly, feels the anger and fury course through him like a steady electrical surge. It is palpable. He can almost taste it on his tongue. "I assure you, Captain, this is who I am." [post-STID; spoilers; Kirk/Khan] COMPLETED

Casey thought they'd be done with childish behaviour when she and Derek went to college, but he is just as infuriating as ever and seems determined to make sure she never stops thinking about him. Why can't he just leave her alone? Oh, wait, because that would mean letting her win...

John had decided long ago that he wouldn't ever go out on the full moon, blooded or not. In the Army, things were different, but invalidated back to London, things have to go back to the way things were. They have to. That's harder to make sure of when he meets a Mad Vampire by the name of Sherlock Holmes. Rating may change, may have romance later. BAMF!John, Werewolves & vampires

The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?

Somehow Sasuke ends up proposing to his annoying flat-mate Naruto. And somehow, his family thinks it's for real! What is he supposed to do? Will this accidental marriage be Sasuke's demise or could something good actually come out of it? Eventual Narusasu :3

It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!

Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!

John surveyed the battlefield of classroom 221B. The class had a reputation of often being girls-only and he had high hopes for himself. The only other bloke there was the Sherlock Holmes - what the hell is he doing in a cooking course? Concocting edible explosives? - sitting in a quiet corner. Oh yes, the odds were in his favor. AU school fic. New Chapter.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

"John," Sherlock fixed his eyes on the ragged teen sitting on their couch. "Do you realize what you've done?" Parentlock type of fic, my Christmas gift to those digging for a craving. Eventual Johnlock

What should have been an easy hack job has turned their lives upside down. Sasuke learns his past isn't as he believed and Naruto learns his relationship with Sasuke isn't exactly what he thought. M for language and lemons. AU. Narusasu.

John never knew that there was another version of London, one so strange that it made him question his sanity. He never knew about magic and monsters and teacups that produced tea whenever he wanted it. And he had never, in all his life, thought he would meet someone so wonderfully strange like Sherlock Holmes. (Currently on hiatus. Must revisit old tribes)

"Sorry for the misunderstanding Ms. Swan, shall we get you ready for the ball?"

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU

Sophie Hatter had a perfectly normal life, until a mysterious stranger came arse over teakettle and screwed everything up. In the oddest way possible.

Naruto was having a bad day... okay, more like week... fine, he was having a bad three years. And he could blame it all on Kyuubi, and that damn fox for starting the whole mess. SasuNaru WARNING MPreg, no like, no read. Flamers will be reported.

Naruto has a connection with nature:The wind,the trees,birds and critters speak to him - and they all seem to give him life-threatening advice.That is until Sakumo Hatake,a fellow patient, talks about his son,Kakashi, those voices are hushed.

MOLEST: 1. to disturb or annoy by malevolent interference.2. to accost or attack with the intention of assaulting sexually...or 3. to suffer all of the above by a young ANBU called Naruto Uzumaki. YAOI KAKANARU

L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

Wizards were not to be trusted under any circumstances; they were power-hungry and corrupt. That was why they'd separated themselves from them. But now, trapped and alone in their world, Naruto will have no choice but to turn to them for help.

AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...

Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi

AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Naruto is now attending the best school money can buy... And he hates it. It seems like a place where anything and everything can go wrong. That Sasuke guy sure doesn't help. SasuNaru. Mature for language and adult situations in later chapters.

They met at the station. He didn't know his name or anything about him and yet they continued to meet. Until one of them fell in love. But are they ever meant to be more than strangers waiting for a train. KakaNaru. Rated M for a reason.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Crossover with 'Harry Potter'. T just to be safe. Naruto gets transported into Harry's bedroom and has the hard task of getting home. Complete, Re-edited, Finished

AU: Dreams he couldn't remember. Demons after his life. A man who struck a deal with a devil. "This is reality. Live with it, or get up the courage to change it yourself." And an adventure to change reality. Best read in 1/2 page setting.

What would happen if after the Mizuki fight Iruka was gravely injured and Naruto didn't return to the village. A single choice changes the fate of the entire Narutoverse!

Naruto and Harry meet in a dream and share alot in common, like both being part demons. future slash HarryNaru, swearing

Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.

University life is hard, but living with people you barely know is harder. An oppurtunity to prove himself arises when Naruto auditions for a student rock band. AU. SASUNARU. Rated M for scenes of a sexual nature.

An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.

As a newly graduated lawyer at the top of her class, Haruhi Fujioka has the world available for her. Then why does she choose to become a district attorney in the small, country district of Toohaku?

Uchiha Madara thought he had everything in his grasp to finally destroy Konoha. What he didn't count on, however, was the centuries old contract that binded all Uchihas to a certain Whirlpool-country family, and its last decendant. SasuNaru, ItaNaru, YAOI

When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU

Naruto’s a determined writer whose interest in boy love fiction is just a lapse of insanity. Sasuke’s the popular guy who’s renowned for writing the very novel Naruto hates. Add in a crush for Sakura plus one writing academy and KAPOW - we have AU sasunau

On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE

Sasuke is a powerful business man, along side his brother Itachi, but he not happy, till one night a baby is left on his door step, that baby becomes his world, and watch what happens through it all as Sasuke tries to make sure that the only person he

In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?

AU:SK: Ahh! Omg Im going to get stoned to death for this. hahah!

[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...

All Haruhi wanted in life was to get through school relatively unscathed. Hikaru and Kaoru have just found their new toy in the form of a very pretty, intelligent, and highly oblivious female scholarship student.

Naruto has never had the perfect life, always labelled for something out of his control. So what hapens when his life gets turned upside down, when 'a knight in shining armour' comes to save him from clutches of the orphanage?

There are a lot of things with very slim chances of occuring, but they do happen. Take one unique 'boy', and another boy with odd psychiatric combinations, what are the chances that utter chaos will happen? None? Oh, you're wrong, so wrong! [AU, SasuNaru]

[SasuNaru] It is common knowledge that the entertainment world is a cut throat business. In order to get the big break one has to sleep with someone with authority. Is Naruto willing to sacrifice his virginity to get his big break?

Naruto and Sasuke teach Defense Against the Dark Arts for a month. Fear for the Hogwarts kids. CRACK! Possible shounenai, torture, and all that other good stuff.

[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.

[sesshkag]Okay, there was a slight problem here. We were all just minding our own business, happy as clams, brids chirping in the background, when none other than Sesshoumaru arrives and joins our group in a most unusual manner. Turns out...there's a spel

Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU and are assigned a new mission ...Get ready for cliche goodness!... To guard the school of Witchcraft and wizardry: Hogwarts, and especially a certain Potter boy... SLASH! SasuNaru HPDM!

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

Naruto has just transferred to a new school and is out of money. In desperate need of a job, he takes the first one offered to him. What if that job happens to be an internet porn company? What if he's paired up with one, Uchiha Sasuke? Au, Highschool Fic

They say the sins of the father are visited on the sons...but why in the world did they have to drag her into it? Someone is after revenge and somehow Kagome gets dragged right smack into the middle of it. Now they're stuck in a game no one knows the rule

When Things go wrong in Hermione's life she takes solace in the least expected person. Unfortunately, now that they've...ahem indulged, they have to deal with the consequences. And since this isn't FairyTale land, their Happily Ever After may take a while

Voldemort is finally defeated but his death is not as permanent as many would have hoped. Albus Dumbledore schemes to protect the wizarding world and Hermione Granger has a unique place in his plans.