Buenos dias, amigos...

I'm 17. I'm a girl. I'm a 17 year old girl.

I don't eat green vegetables.

I live in a hole-on-the-wall town in Tennessee full of rednecks and idiots. And idiotic rednecks. I've been homeschooled all my life.

I am not sheltered, so a pox upon those who place me within the 'sheltered homeschooler' category.

I absolutely love anime. My favorites being Yuyu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, Samuari Champloo...the list goes on. I also love video games...such as Soul Calibur II and Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker and Final Fantasy VII...yet again, the list goes on.

I adore Rammstein. For you unenlightened ones, Rammstein is a heavy metal/industrial band from Germany.

There, consider yourselves enlightened. For yet further enlightenment, check out herzeleid.com.

I was previously known as anime_poker_chik. For those of you that like rather random stories and anime and a combination of the twain, then listen up. I've removed the stories 'Giant Pink Hamsters from Mars', and 'Hail to the Butt Doctor' from ff.net. They were in chat/script format, and my other story 'Never Take Hiei to a Carnival' was kicked off because of that. If I get too many kicked off, I'll get banned. I am moved them to mediaminer.org. They're under anime_poker_chik. If you care.