Ok, guys. I haven't died. I went to college.

I know, I know, "What's the difference?"

Well, here's the difference: I'm coming back. This summer.

I want to. I checked my e-mail this morning and saw that I had 405 unread e-mails related to this website. That's too many for me. I'm going to catch up on reading, and that will probably get me wanting to write again. I'm saying this to make it public, so I can't go back on it later.

When my mom says I need to update, I think it's about time, don't you?

See you guys for real soon!

I also have a DeviantArt account in the same name. Please look at it!

Favorite Quotes

"'SHE'S EP! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW EP?' EP's Follower asked shocked 'EP SHOULD BE THE RULER OF THE WORLD!' Everyone took a very large step back from EP's Follower."

-Zako Lord of Randomnessness's story "Skitz!"
(P.S. EP's Follower is me!)

"If I had a penny for every time you did or said something stupid, Bill Gates would be cleaning my toilets."

-Me

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."

-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

-Unknown

"It’s never too early to hex something into oblivion. Eat the waffles and kill the boy!"

- Re-Ane "Life on the Offbeat"

"I don't need your help in determining that I'm insane, I've embraced it quite nicely on my own."

-Wingless Angel

A Warning:
This was made up by me and EP on the bus on the way home from a MAO trip, so...yeah.

"Art Critic 1(looking at still life entitled Still Life With Apple, Banana, and Pear): The apple is obviously filled with anger at the banana.
Art Critic 2(looking at same painting): The banana on the other hand is obviously deeply, passionately in love with the pear.
Art Critic 1: The pear, unfortunately, is
(look at each other)
Both: Gay."

"Everyone has multiple personalities. Some people just don't name them."

- My Mom

"Bad! Bad horny kid speedster! "

- Kid Flash's thoughts, Me, "Pink and Red Roses"

“You’re getting mature and I’m getting comfortable, I believe this is when Hell freezes over.”

- Raven, Beautiful Purple Flame, "Roommates"

(Talking about an Emo with ADD)
"Ah! I'm so depressed! I'm going to go into a corner and cut myself! (begins to lower knife to wrist) OO! Shiny!"

"Sometimes I feel like I want to rip your head off and throw you out of the tower and let you drown in the sea. But, a few moments later, I just want to shove my tongue into your mouth and have my way with you. It’s very confusing and, to be honest, quite flustering."

-Raven (to Beast Boy) Beutiful Purple Flame "Conceived"