~Hc's section, move it or lose it you fat bastards~

hi, this is hentai cheesecake, and this is my section. No, im not a hentai...thats why nuke is in my name. I kill hentai. ^_^ deal with it! NUKE EM NUKE EM! I LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH TWENTY SIX MORE NUKES THAN ANYBODY ELSE!

oh yeah...about me then.
age: over thirteen dammit
weight: im a bitch so i wont tell you. ^_^ go *beeped out*
height: none of your beeswax
gender: girl (duh, thats why im not sob)
weapons of choice: BIG ASS MALLET! ANTI-HENTAI MALLET!

~S.O.B.'s section~
I uh... get knocked upside the head alot with the anti-hentai mallet and it really hurts. Hc carries the h mallaet wherever she goes so be careful about what you say around her. Never talk about anything naghty like... OWWWWW!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT STINGS!!!???!!!
Well as you can probably tell i just got malleted.
Age: up-yours
Wheight* up
Height:taller than yugi
se...OWWWW!!!
Gender:male (She has an advantage over ma with that mallet because im a guy)(Hc: damn right sucka)
weapons: millennium book. THATS RIGHT! FEAR ME MF'S! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!