Life is weird, but at the end of the day, we've gotta keep moving forward and all that. Join this unnamed protagonist as they traverse through a familiar land encompassing an unfamiliar sin. Hilarity, tragedy, gijinka/anthro (humanized), and various pop culture references will ensue. Rated M for lemons, language, and puns. Adopted from the OG themself, Mushroomstoryperson.

One day, Steven starts having wet dreams and Pearl's there to relieve him of his "stress." But that sets off a chain reaction of lustfull moments with the other gems. (Look, if you are offended by any sort of Steven x Gem relations, keep scrolling. Because this revolves around Steven and the Gems and I will NOT deal with your complaints about the pairings.) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!