Phew. Alright, time for a clean sweep.

I just...wow. My profile was so old. But now it's back (and with 99.9 less spelling errors than before! Hurrah!)

Despite the unoriginality of it, I'm definitely going to have a pairing list. Why? Because I like reading them, and showing support for my favorite couples. It gives me warm fuzzies everytime I stumble across a profile that boasts some of my favorites.

But eh, first I guess I can manage a semi-introduction.

I am Emily, a wee smeet from the Great North. Well, not THAT smeetish anymore, but still short as ever. As in, I'm only 5 feet.

I love those awesome cream puffs you can get at M&M,

I'm a poster whore - those small laminated ones for anime have eaten my wall x.x,

I like slash, a lot.

The weirder, the better.

I freely admit (and support) the awesomeness that is tentacles, S&M, and MPreg.

I am a natural people-hater. Unfortunately I'm a member of the human species, but that doesn't mean I think we're all that great.

I am a believer of both science and LeVeyan Satanism. Before you think blood, doom, and sacrificing virgins, take a look at what it really is. Note that it's very different from Theistic Satanism.

I'm a sucker for pretty things and people.

And lastly, I don't believe in fate, but I do believe in consequence. Therefore, I try to never regret the choices I make, the things I say, or the actions I take.

But those are really just personal beliefs anyways.

Right, time for pairings and fandoms galore~ These aren't in any particular order fandom wise, but pairings do tend to follow a top/bottom style. If it's not written both ways, chances are I'm not a fan of the flip pairing.
Ex: Kanda/Allen does not mean I like Allen/Kanda. Big difference =3 ( And I mean, it's Allen Walker) Also, some of them are simply favorite characters.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Y.Bakura/Ryou (Tendershipping) Y.Malik/Malik (Bronzeshipping) Malik/Ryou (Angstshipping) Y.Malik/Ryou (Deathshipping) Y.Malik/Malik/Ryou etc.

Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler Sebastien/Ciel Sohma/Agni Sohma/Ciel Pretty much any male character/Ciel. xD

Tsubasa Chronicle Kuro/Fai Syaoran/Sakura Syaoran/C.Syaoran

xxxHolic Doumeki/Watanuki Pipefox/Watanuki - Hey! It's canon :P

D.Gray-man Kanda/Allen Lavi-Rabi/Allen Tyki/Allen

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Two words: Tsuna bicycle.

Final Fantasy VII/X/XII Zack/Cloud Rikku(just cause she's awesome) Vaan/Larsa

Kingdom Hearts Riku/Sora Axel/Roxas

Persona 3&4 Ryouji/Minato-Main character,Pharos, Kuma, Yosuke, Chie, Kou

Kyou Kara Maou Yuuri/Wolfram

The World Ends With You Joshua/Neku Neku/JoshShiki/Eri

Digimon Tai/Matt Daisuke-Davis/Ken Takuya/Kouji

Brave Story(Movie) Wataru/Mitsuru

Card Captor Sakura Touya/Yukito Li Syaoran/Sakura Eriol/Li

Mononoke No pairings. Just the sheer awe I have of this series, and of course, the Medicine Seller.

Death Note Mello/Near (Ever played Dnd: Poisoned?) L Matt

Fullmetal Alchemist Envy/Ed Ed/Alphonse H. Ed/Al E.

Gravitation Yuki/Shuichi but after reading the manga, and Gravitation EX definitely: Ryuichi/Shuichi Suguru Tohma

Junjou Romantica Usami/Misaki Shinobu/Misaki Misaki/Shinobu

Gundam SEED Athrun/Kira

OffBeat Tory/Colin

Hikaru no Go Hikaru/Akira

Invader Zim Zim, Dib, and Gir

Nabari no Ou Yoite/Miharu Raikou/Gau

Okiku Furikabutte/ Oofuri Abe/Mihashi(aka;RenRen) Hamada/Izumi

Princess Princess Yuujiro/Tooru

Tactics Haruka/KantarouMuu

Uta-kata All canon pairings

Teen Titans What? I loved this show... Red X/Robin Slade/Robin

Robot Chicken Haha, god I love this show.

Star Ocean 3 Albel/Fayt

Twilight Princess Very fun

Tales of Symphonia Mithos/Genis

Viva Pinata I love this show, but I love the game more.

Pokemon Gary/Ash (Palletshipping) and Harley/Max (Sundaeshipping). I know that last is a little strange, but just read Begin With the End in Mind by xDeadpan and you'll get it. Maybe ;P

My Neighbour Totoro What can I say? Epic movie, even if I did scream the first time the cat bus showed up xD

The Original Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer movie Yes, the old one. With the humble bumble, the queer loner elf, the man obsessed with tasting white powder, and a really creepy snowman

And many more my friends. So many more x.x'