My collection of Hellsing 100 word stories. Most of them are funny and all of them approved by other Hellsing fans! Enjoy!

The following rules apply to all students, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.

Crossover insanity, and I do mean insanity! No previous pony or Justice League knowledge required. Updated with Ch. 24, in which Ted finally gets his cowl off and Booster frolics.

To the Mall of Shopping! With Robin out of town, Starfire needs someone to mall crawl with, Cyborg volunteers. He has no idea what he's got himself into. Just was does she do at all those trips to the mall?

All the oneshot stories for my fanfic100 claim on X23, in one sweet location.

Ultimate Xmen-centric... So the Assassins are no longer a threat, and Rogue has new powers and a new job description. Quite a lot has changed since she first ran away with Remy. Chapter 33 up!

A long dormant power is waking up and making itself gruesomely known in the island that it once ruled. Hellsing is forced into combat with those who refuse to remain legendary, as Samhain Eve approaches and borders between the worlds thin. V. slightly AU.

Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.

A short tale on the wisdom of listening and talking. Ever so slightly suggestive.

Starfire narrowly escapes death, but wakes up in a parallel universe where she's already dead, and the remaining Titans are fighting for city harder than ever. Can they cope with her return? And will her own friends be able to find a way to get her back?

Bobby's pranks get out of hand, Kurt's patience is tested, and the gang has fun with the Church. For a limited definition of fun.

The guys should really listen to Teyla more. Team fic with a bit of John & Teyla UST.

The X Men pick up a young man who has been trapped on an island for over 200 years. X Men x Potc Crossover. Starring the one eyed wonder Ragetti. Please R&R!

Heroes aren't always as perfect as they seem.

One kill. The most feared marksman in history has one of the Titans in his sights.

A short romancehumor fic featuring two characters that I don't think have ever been done before.

Ever wonder why Pyro didn't have a motorcycle in the series? Then let the curiosity end and the madness begin...

Four people, one dog and all the snark you can fit in a minivan.

It's a stormy night, so what do the Acolytes do? Anything but sleep.

A collection of unrelated short stories, missing scenes, and ficlets about Atlantis. SGA not mine. Don't own 'em. Didn't create 'em. Stargate Atlantis and all related characters are the property of MGM.

Forge is up to his usual tricks, producing some rather unusual results.

In ancient times the typical hero would give their damsel with a trophy from their latest battle,the head of the one they defeated, or the weapon of their competitor. But these are not ancient times, he is no typical hero,and she is no damsel oneshot BBRa

A teaser for my upcoming NightcrawlerCentric AUish fic. Enjoy.

Of mice and medics.

Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts. He chanted, valiantly trying to ignore the little red Rodney prancing around his head with a pair of maracas, singing: Sam in a bikini, Sam in a bikini, Sam in a bikini.

At some point during my twoweek vacation, General O’Neill decided it would be a good idea to barricade the base, seal off the mountain, and declare it a sovereign country.

The Teen Titans jump to conclusions when Robin tells them what happened when he was Slade's apprentice. Pokes fun at dark Slade and Robin stories. Nothing serious. Oneshot.

Rodney has to care for a sick team during a hurricane, but unfortunately for Rodney, he’s not without his own physical woes. It’s not huge drama, somewhat lighthearted with some serious moments.

[one shot] With Bumblebee returning from her weekend with the original Titans, Speedy attempts to cook a romantic dinner. But superheroism doesn't make allowances for when you want a night off.

My collection of short, humorous Hellsing fics. Give 'em a shot (and a review)!

Not many people cared that Calvin Kavanaugh was buried on the mainland on a warm spring day.

During a routine mapping of an abandoned part of the city Beckett and McKay run into trouble. COMPLETE

Radek has gone in search of an AWOL McKay. SGAHC Challenge.

Lessons in unlikely places.

They couldn’t do much more than run. Run like hell no, run FROM hell...

Negotiations shouldn't be this painful. General, Humor. Sheppard, McKay, Ford, Teyla.

Pay back time, Sheppard style. Sequel to Truth Or Dare. McWeir, Sheyla. Warning, this fic is seriously odd, I mean really. Read it and find out what I mean. [Complete]

Rodney's got a problem...

Movieverse To control a monster, you must first control what it loves the most, even if you have to raise the dead to do so. Happy Halloween.

When they aren't fighting crime, the Titans are just a regular group of teens. A group with their own alien, of course. See the life of Starfire at the Tower. Multiple oneshots.

Seras find out why Alucard should never, ever, EVER operate modernday machines... Warning! Some OOCness!

A Wolverine. A beagle. Just watch the damn dog, Logan.

Teyla asks what she thinks is a simple question.

Blue Beetle and Company meet the Justice Society of America at a reception. Things ALWAYS go smoothly at these things. Right?

Curiosity can't kill the Wolverine. He wishes it could.

Every week we see adventures in Atlantis from the top down. And it's a good thing too, cause otherwise we'd be stuck with guys like these . . . the Bottom Feeders!rnrnRating changed to T - Honestly, no words here that I haven't heard from more than a few

PRANK WARS- Ultimate X-men universe. Wolverine and Cyclops wage a war of pranks against each other. Told backwards. Hints of Wolverine Rogue and Cyclops Phoenix. Complete parody. Rated T for some swearing.

He's made a list... but who checked it twice?

An impish grin spread across John's face, It's raining. The way John was grining and rocking back and forth on his feet one would think he'd just made the greatest discovery of all time.

Kavahaugh POV as he joins the team on what is supposed to be a simple mission. Of course everything goes down hill from there. One-shot (complete)

Jackfic Opening Sentance Challenge answer. I wonder if trying to touch this will be problematic now that I'm just energy?

A small collection of comedic drabbles centered around the Atlantis crew.

Daniel notices Jack's new fishtank.

COMPLETE! Scott has a fight with Jean. Cue alternate dimention dementia. Can he get back to the normal world or will he keep having to wake up next to some one new?

After a week offworld, Jack O'Neill discovers the truth of the statement that most accidents occur in the home. And he drags Daniel Jackson along for the ride.

A girl, a puppy, and a very unexpected sort of start to a Christmas shopping expedition, with an innocent clerk trapped in the middle. More of a humorous piece than anything else, and certainly implausible.

Jubilee is feeling mischievious and makes a few "changes" to a letter for a new student.

The water is rising, and Daniel has a very difficult choice to make! Very short one shot piece.

The birds and the bees, Jack O'Neill, and Jonas Quinn.

Rogue and Kitty tease each other about their feelings toward two certain Acoyltes. Romy & Kiotr

Kitty, Rogue and Wanda discuss the various pairings they are subjected to in fan fiction. Not meant to be taken seriously.

The title says it all: The Teen Titans find out what we've been saying about them. PG-13 to be safe. One-shot.

When Teal'c is on vacation, SG-1 goes... mildly insane... PG13.

COMPLETE! When Bayville's water supply is spiked, mutants all over town start bursting into song at inappropriate moments. Many bizarre pairings!

Repost - One shot. Ever wonder about the lives of other SGC personnel? DC for DanielCoffee story...

PG13 Just in case-- Its one shot ideas that me and my friends come up with, chapter one, andersong, and the airport's metal detector....

An Arkham patient finds that getting better poses its own set of problems.

At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.

A new team is formed. Introducing: Psylocke, Dazzler, Marrow and Skids. R&R, My first fanfic. Not a Mary Sue.

COMPLETE A fic just for our little Commodore Norrington! Everyone's fallen madly in love with him except for Jack Sparrow! What on earth is going on? Another curse, perhaps?

Call this a deleted Scene from the deleted deleted scene archive. Sometimes when those soldiers are overzealous in their searches, one has to be creative when keeping decent.

Iceman, Nightcrawler, Archangel, Husk, Northstar, and Havok all need a break from the Chuck Austen induced drama. A drinking game ensues! Strong language, and lots of alcohol, be warned.

Chili is made by one, snogging is made by two, and insults are made by many. Rogue, Gambit, Jubilee, and Wolverine waste a few minutes in the kitchen

Maxwell Lord, Justice League International, and motivational speeches . . . well, sort of . . .

While the cat's away--the mice will play. *COMPLETED*

Booster Gold. Blue Beetle. Guy Gardner. Fire. Ice. As members of Justice League International, they can come out on top of any problem . . . except possibly the problem of the JLI's single bathroom and an abundance of Booster-Ohs.

Vic Creed decides that he wants a pet cat. Nice, childfriendly story, I promise.

Logan in the kitchen? Oh, the horror! The horror!!!! Sillific. Rated R for language. Please R&R!

Havok is back in town and gets the news while waiting for his ride home.

A college friend of Scott's shows up at the mansion, and all hell breaks loose. One-shot.

Scott has himself a little rant. One-shot.

Can Husk, Synch and Jubilee teach Gaia the meaning of Christmas?