JacktheMonkeyxo
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Joined 06-28-04, id: 620513, Profile Updated: 10-28-08
Author has written 5 stories for National Treasure, Clique, Twilight, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hey everyone! Kinda back from hiatus, kinda not. Just looking for some inspiration is all. I did write another story on a different account. Why? Because it has a lemon in it and I wasn't sure how that would be recieved. I'm still not comfortable writing lemons, but I felt it was kind of needed for the story. That will probably be the only story I write on that account, I might just let someone else use it as their own when I am done. Anyways my username is WhatitSeems. I will still use this username and account, so all new stories(besides that one) will go here.

Quotes

Wizards of Waverly Place

"Bookus Mustardo!"- Max

"You'll Never catch me!"

(Justin walks up and slaps him.) "We just caught you."

"Put it this way, isn't there someone you've always wanted to get back at but never could because you were invisible?"

(Justin messes up her hair)- Alex and Justin

(Justin is invisible, starts taking off his clothes)

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"This way I'll be totally invisable!"

"Ew, no! Just hide!"- Alex and Justin

"I love it. And I love...this card!"

"You just said that."

"That's how much I love it. More than you will ever know..."

"Why are you talking like that?"

"I don't know, I'd just thought I'd try something new. Not really me is it?"- Alex/Dean

Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Water...Air...Earth...Fire...Fan and Sword!"-Sokka

"Nice Zuko costume, but you're scar is on the wrong side."

"The scar is NOT on the wrong side!"- Zuko/Kid

"What are you doing!?"

"Saving the jerk who dumped me."- Mai and Guard

"Hi, Zuko Here." -Zuko

"Sokka, watch out! It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!"-Aang

"Watertribed"-Sokka

Quotes From Real Life

"You're pissin' me off gas tank!"- Zach

"I feel bad for him."

"I don't, he's a tool!"- Zach/Anthony

"I'm going to be honest. I lied." -Me

"You're going down!"

"Of course I am, faster than you!" Me/Michelle

"Is...Australia a continent in Europe?"-Chelsea

"Wow, you're hair sounds soft"- Me

Favorite Pairings:

Zuko/Mai

Aang/Katara

Sokka/Suki

Toph/Well written OC

(Avatar: the Last Airbender)

Blair/Chuck

(Gossip Girl)

Alex/Justin

Alex/Dean

(Wizards of Waverly Place)

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Tales of The Dragon of the West by Wolvenfire86 reviews
A prelude about my favorite firebender...IROH, The Dragon of the West. Stories of his youth, his loves, his family, his adventures, his suffering and his life lessons.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 90,646 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Iroh - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by DJNS reviews
After six years of relative peace, Aang and Zuko find themselves at odds over the Fire Nation colonies. Azula takes advantage. Kataang/Maiko/Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,496 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Quil's Guilt by Roses in May reviews
When Claire pushes the boundaries of their relationship too far, Quil struggles with what everyone will think of him, and what he thinks of himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Die, Black, Die Slowly by Philippa reviews
A collection of canon companion scenes written in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,742 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Edward - Complete
Love is an Adventure by The Pirate Queen of Ginger reviews
Sequel to 'A Bet, Some Rum, and a Wedding' Jack and Amy have been together for nearly a year and decide to visit Port Royal. But once they get there, things start to go wrong and they get help from someone they never expected. CHAPTER 23 POSTED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,943 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006
Something Unpredictable by Lamminator reviews
IanOC. What if Ian had a woman on his team? A woman very important to Ian...I'm sure it'll be better than my crappy summary
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,375 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Ian H. - Complete
Why me! by Jamsey reviews
this is a 'i was sent back in time for no reason' stories. Jack in the master at seduction. Madison is the master at avoiding seduction. what happenes when madison happens upon said pirate who has the intention of using said powers of seduction? AU, kinda
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
The Passion Of Hate by XorderlyXchaosXnXconfusionX reviews
It's a known fact to the entire population of Hogwarts that Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy hate each other with a passion. But what happens when that passion turns the hate to lust? Winner for He Had It Coming Dramione awards under the category Thin Li
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,288 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Father, The Fop by Pleading Eyes reviews
Erik returns to Christine, reborn as her son. But nothing is as it seems. A parody of those annoying soap operas!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,765 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Erik, Raoul
Leave Me to Love by pocketsun reviews
Raoul and Christine have been happily married for sixteen years. The love they share has produced their only child, a daughter. When she goes to live at the newly rebuilt Opera Populaire, will history repeat itself? RaoulChristine ErikOC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Erik
Bargaining Chip by Craic agus Ceol reviews
Ben Gates said, "The Declaration of Independence is not a bargaining chip." Maybe so, but the rules change when your best friend's life is at stake.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,736 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
She'll Always Be There Dancing 'Round In my Head by fictiongurl reviews
The Phantom fo the Opera is obsessed with Christine, but what happens when he stumbles upon Meg one night while she's dancing? Moviebased. EM.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Erik, Meg Giry
The Rampage of the SugarHigh Author! by RandoMaia reviews
A WEIRD fic that was the product of being very bored and using my mom's laptop when I'd gotten out of the shower. Very odd, but funny (I hope). Rating upped to PG-13 for slightly more serious swears. Review so I know whether or not to continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004
Harry Potter, Slytherin by TheRandomScribbler reviews
What if Harry Potter had simply told Draco Malfoy his name inside the robe shop in his first year? What if they had become friends then and Harry hadn’t asked not to be put in Slytherin and that that was where he was placed? ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Yeah, Sure, Whatever reviews
Ian breaks out of jail, the same time Riley's neice visits. Ian kidnapps her..and Ben, Abigal, and Riley are desperate to find her while Kylie is planning to escape, even if it means annoying Ian to death...
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2005
The PostWar Gaang Adventures reviews
post-war mini stories of the characters of the gaang and a few others. Includes couple fluff, friendship fluff, new adventures, and some seriousness.Rating for safety.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008
Up In Smoke reviews
Massie Block is a succesful editor and chief of her own magazine. Her work pays off when she hires a mysterious incomer. But is her incomer really a threat or are her other friends just jealous and plotting on their own?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006
Love's Little Joke reviews
When Edward changes someone to save them, he accidentaly makes them his twin..they share minds and his gift...but what happens when Jake imprints on his new sister? And what happens when Jane takes over the Volturi...and starts a war against the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
Shoulder Buddies reviews
What happens when Alice is bored? What kind of adventures will the Cullens get into? EdBell, Jasice, Emmlie
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007
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