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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. I'm new at writing, and I would like help to improve myself. . There won't be anything much here (I mostly just made the account for writing reviews and faving things) -.-' Current story: One week Narusasu, along to the song 'One Week' by the Bare Naked Ladies. Comedy/Romance where Sasuke gives Naruto one week to win his heart. Status: 4 chapters, 9 reviews, 9 alerts 1 fave~ |
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Sacrifice by Arigatomina reviews
NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 165,513 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Embracing Dreams by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi AU NaruSasuNaru KyuuSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi and Sasuke accept the offer, and chaos follows soon after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 365,372 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Wincester Gospel by SoulfulSam reviews
Chuck really wishes he could unsee his last vision about Sam & Dean. A lot. But what has been seen cannot be unseen & Sam & Dean are left to deal with the fall-out of their forever changed relationship. S5, Sam/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 193,644 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 1/18/2011 - [Sam W., Dean W.]
Funnies by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Day You Fell from the Sky by shizu2 reviews
Depressed man meets short-tempered fairy. In this romance drama, Kyouko must overcome her weakness to play her character. Will Ren help her, or will keeping his sanity be the end of him? And why are all those men suddenly going after his kouhai?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,291 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,680 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
In Heat by siany reviews
Superboy goes into heat. Robin isn't entirely sure what's going on. Batman intervenes. Citrus.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Madness is Like Gravity by AnonyMiss J reviews
...All it takes is a little push. A Joker/Batman fic, based on 'The Dark Knight' film. I am trying to do this as realistically as possible because, given the right circumstances, it COULD happen, so I hope you will all stay with me.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 8/10/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bruises by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Just an excuse to defile the Metallicar, really. Although, the hot boy sex came in as a close second. At least, that was how it started. Story finished.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Polaris by JamesParker reviews
They were doing laundry, and as he emptied out his jean pockets there it was—the last of the Dream Root, twisted in the corner of a sandwich bag. Dean thought it would be funny. There was just enough for a little walk in Sam's head. Bad idea! Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Not Fast Enough by Dameon-grey reviews
The Flash has been kidnapped and subjected to humiliation before his fellow heroes. How will this affect them? What happens when they discover it's more complicated than they initially thought? READ THE WARNING.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,722 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman
How to Break an Engagement by drippinghoney reviews
Teito Klein is unwillingly engaged to Lord Ayanami, but the appearance of three mysterious bishops might give him a new chance at freeedom. [Frau/Teito, AU.]
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,493 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Frau, Teito K.
My Unexpected Bad Habit by kattykitty reviews
JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,972 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/11/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
The Blessed Realm by senior-witch reviews
After Danzou has been appointed Hokage, Naruto has to leave Konoha. Sasuke is persuaded by his team to search for some Blessed Realm. They meet in a modern town with modern politics and modern standards, including acceptance of homosexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 393,994 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by byebyebyeybbeybyebybeyebyebybe reviews
As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
A Kind of Magic by Rizember reviews
Sex magic is the most powerful and most addictive kind of magic there is. But Sasuke, that repressed emo bastard, just keeps trying to get rid of the hot blond genie. And his goat. Sasunaru, yaoi, humour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The GainLoss Theory of Attraction by caffeinekitty reviews
In which we value more the things we have to work for.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Chuck Versus the Listening Devices by lu.chan93 reviews
In episode 6, Chuck Versus the Sandworm, Chuck finds listening devices in his room. What they don't tell you is that talking about sandwiches isn't the only punishment Casey will have to endure... Chuck/Casey slash. M for a reason.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
The Short Second Life of Cain Heel by Sariah Loire reviews
Cain Heel has no problem being around his sister, Setsu, 24/7. Ren Tsuruga, on the other hand, has many problems when it comes to being with Kyoko Mogami at all times.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M.
Chronic by thirteen-forty-two reviews
Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 94,806 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Conundrum by Dr.PepperAddiction reviews
In late 1800's England, a young man by the name of Light is faced with a truly difficult problem. This story came to me while watching Pride and Prejudice. AU! Uke Light, Seme L, Seme Beyond. Enjoy ! Rated M for later on in the chapters. R&R loved!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Light Y., L
Life Note by Ilandere Okami reviews
Ever since "Death Note" came out, Light Yagami, along with other students at his school, have been harrassed by fangirls. When Light recieves a Life Note and the spirit L comes into the picture, things just get even more out of hand. LxL MxM onesided NxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,503 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Room in Your Head by 9091 reviews
Dean is back from his time in Hell with unwelcome feelings toward Sam. Set during the episode "Lazarus Rising." Warnings: Wincest of a sort .
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Zen of Dean by 9091 reviews
Dean Winchester likes when things work.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Radar Love by 9091 reviews
Long-distance relationships suck. Secret long-distance relationships suck more.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Before You Go, Can You Read My Mind? by chivasinstead1 reviews
One shot. Written after seeing 'First Class'. Charles and Erik spend another night together, despite being apart. SLASH. R&R.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Few Drinks by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men first class fic. After informing Angel of her allies, Charles and Erik spend a little extra time at the gentleman's club.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Adventures in Diplomacy by peroxidepest17 reviews
In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
Never Again by Rebellwithoutacause reviews
It was time for him to walk the path he had chosen. The path where he and Charles were quasi enemies and quasi friends, but never again what they might have been. Rated M for slash. Don't like Don't Read.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Bad Porn and Back Rubs by ellenscult reviews
Chuck and Casey have dropped off the government's radar by keeping moving, but every motel they stay in has nothing but bad porn on the TV. They need to do something to pass the time. CHUCK/CASEY, AU PWP, contains explicit M/M sex.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Supernova by peroxidepest17 reviews
On the formation of a star.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Dean W., Death - Complete
World's Finest by peroxidepest17 reviews
The story of the Huntsman and the Last Son of Heaven, or the one where Cas is Superman and Dean is Batman and I am dumb.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by peroxidepest17 reviews
Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,556 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
New Who by Eliver reviews
While the Tenth Doctor lies unconscious after his regeneration, Rose travels back in time with the TARDIS to try and prevent the Ninth Doctor from absorbing the Time Vortex. But things turn out to be different than what she thought...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
The Butler by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Quoth the butler, "yes, my lord." -A Kuroshitsuji-themed rewrite of "The Raven." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Tension by ectohide reviews
This, Shizuo thinks, is what one would call "Sexual Tension".
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Phases of the Moon by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have commitment issues because Sam has them for him. A sequel to "Curvature of the Earth"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Like a Kiss by Frailly reviews
Hanging in a cell, the Doctor conducts a plan of escape that involves Rose and her supple legs! Doctor/Rose/Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Chaos by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sometimes, I understand why he hates me. BartimaeusxNathaniel.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Eye of the Hurricane by Luna Argenta reviews
As the BAU team deals with a killer who doesn't seem quite human, Reid must deal with the aftermath of being raped, and sort out his relationship with Hotch. Sequel to one-shot "Shelter from Storm". Completed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,507 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Hotch Speaks by barrani reviews
Hotch has some things to say about his treatment from some of the authors. Why is he the bad guy in so many stories?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/10/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Teaspoon of Crazy, Half Ounce of Love by Kyla45 reviews
In which Harry learns that the ingredients for a relationship often involve a bit of psychosis. And it's the person who sees you through the crazy that you can count on, that adds that half-ounce of love. Threeshot. Perry/Harry, Fluff, H/C, Slash
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Handstands by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Rose takes a tumble and the Doctor falls with her. Together, they fall farther.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Experiment by Lassroyale reviews
Casey conducts an experiment with Chuck as the test subject - in a supply closet.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.] - Complete
Dust&Glass by rustydiamonds reviews
A short oneshot based on how Pudge and the Colonel are dealing, the first night after Alaska's death. Tried to write in a John Green-esque style. Slashifyousquint?
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Pudge, The Colonel - Complete
Cuckoo's Nest by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He was still It. -"Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 5-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Damn You, Auto Correct! by alitablake reviews
Kyoko gets a new phone but has a little trouble with it when texting with Ren. Rated M for Language
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Point Proven by Jazyrha reviews
Wally has a point to prove. /Bruce/Wally/
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
Business As Usual by HigherMagic reviews
Businessman AU. Castiel is sent on a company trip and Dean's a rent boy in Chicago. They meet and Castiel hires him and then it starts getting complicated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Am I That Strong? by WrathWings reviews
Dean/Castiel AU. Not slash yet, but in later chapters it will be. Right now it's not even pre-slash. Castiel meets his first crossroads demon. But Dean isn't what he expected. T for swearing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Castiel, Dean W.
Entreat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sebastian loves to make his master beg. -Post season II. SebaCiel-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Unicorn Weekend by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Watanuki is altered by an object in Yuuko's storeroom, so he and Doumeki have to go on a journey to fix it- which Watanuki hates. Really, the only thing worse then having ears and a tail would be Doumeki suddenly admitting that he loved him! DouWata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Going Soft by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sebastian hasn't always loved cats. -Pre SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Plaything by Moony3003 reviews
On returning to the room they share Reid enters to find an angry Hotch. Rated M. Contains graphic slash. Don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/15/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Self Control by Bijoux25 reviews
Frau was never very good with his emotions.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
Gambit by Sweet Lo reviews
In chess, as in life, some sacrifices are necessary in order to gain the advantage. But are they worth it? Sebas/Ciel. Mature for sex/gore. Chapter 11 will be here soon, please read the update to find out where I've been!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,158 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Second Chance by Vreee reviews
I didn't ask for this. You aren't... right. But, don't worry. I'll fix it. I'll make things better than they were before. Won't that be great, Shizzy? Shizuo/Izaya, Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Shelter from Storm by Luna Argenta reviews
Hotch and Reid are taken captive by a sexual sadist, who takes an interest in Reid. Reid doesn't want his first sexual encounter to be like that, so he has to ask Hotch for a big favor. SLASH! Reid/Hotch. Non-con Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Curvature of the Earth by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
To Be A Gentleman by Rayneken reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to handle their fight in a more honorable, and less exhausting, manner. The outcome disturbs them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Finger On Your Trigger by Roach Patrol reviews
"The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys." Or, that one time Rose had to get a little too familiar with the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and neither of them mentioned the incident ever again. Well, the Doctor didn't, anyway
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Rose T., 9th Doctor
The Art of Kissing John Casey by Lassroyale reviews
Chuck and Casey have a new mission: Infiltrate a cruise ship and make contact with a C.I.A. asset who has information regarding Fulcrum and the Intersect - as a couple. Chuck has one week to learn how to sell his cover as Casey's boyfriend.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,925 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.
Sebastian The Seducer: The Mind's Desires by Aquilla Moore reviews
Nothing here is as it seems, but of one thing we can be sure; pleasure is sure to find the characters in one way or another. Watch out for innuendo, hidden meanings, and seemingly innocent smiles. They all lead to no good...but you might just like that.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Russian Roulette by Chrysus reviews
Life's a game of chance; professional hitman L Lawliet knows this well. Add artist Light Yagami, along with Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near… well. The odds certainly aren't in L's favor. At this rate, he'll be taking the bullet on his first turn.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,571 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
Five times Casey was an Awesome Boyfriend by Daria234 reviews
What happens when Devon decides to give Casey some dating tips about his relationship with Chuck? Chuck/Casey slash, with sex, a little angst, a little schmoop, missions, violence, humor, and truth serum. Don't like, don't read.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Checkmate by Shakugan no Shana reviews
Shizaya. High school fic. Shizuo has to present his report in front of class of first year students. It all goes to hell when someone decides to have some fun with a certain candy …
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Last Night on Earth by Nienna100 reviews
Castiel thinks he might die before the fight with Raphael; Dean won't let him die a virgin, and after the unfortunate incident with the prostitute offers himself Dean/Castiel slash mature oneshot
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Opposites by neropi reviews
Shinra finds entertainment in asking, "Are you an S or an M?" ...Izaya states that he's Shizuo's counterpart. Shizayasmut twoshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Trafficking by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 12 - Reid is abducted and the team finds him for auction on the internet. When they fail to find him before the auction closes, it's a race against time to reach him before he's delivered to the buyer, and lost for good... SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] UNSUB - Complete
The Line between Love and Hate by forkandspoon reviews
Shizuo walks into Izaya's apartment only to find him in a rather compromising situation. Shizuo/Izaya ONESHOT
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,341 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Prey by Rat-chan reviews
Perry allows Harry to do surveillance work on his own. Unfortunately, the target is not what either of them expected and Harry finds himself in trouble. Rating for language and sexual situations. Slightly slashy, but no real pairing.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15591 - Favs: 9,669 - Follows: 7,364 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Good Morning by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 11 - Reid wakes up with a bit of a 'problem' and plans to take a cold shower to help. Hotch has other ideas...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
The Lies of Life by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 9 - Reid goes missing while visiting his mother. The team is called in when his rental car is found, but then a mass grave is found across state lines. And evidence says that the killer may have the BAU's youngest member. But what is he doing to him? H/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,747 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] UNSUB - Complete
Three is Company by AhmoseInarus reviews
REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY-When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in... and it wasn't hard to do so, either. H/M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,911 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Best Part by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
HAPPY BIRTHDAY xxKyandiixx!-- Sasuke just wants Naruto to wake up...And Naruto just wants Sasuke to moan! What's the best part after training? Certainly not sleeping. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Castiel and Slash Fiction by JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Twenty Questions by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
Naruto and Sasuke get deep in a game of twenty questions. NaruSasu. Fluff alert...I think. I'm not quite sure.. :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gimme a Piece, Teme! by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
All Naruto wanted was a piece of gum...NaruSasu, yaoi. Rated T for slight swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Loved Girl A Portrait in Tabloids by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Japanese tabloids enjoy picking apart Ren and Kyoko’s latest drama.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren
Kagome, Kagome by Maiden of the Moon reviews
To Forget is to Forgive. -"Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 3-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Meaning of Christmas by ellenscult reviews
It's Casey's first Buy More Christmas; stuck in retail hell, he's invited to spend Christmas Day with the Bartowskis, but he has no idea what to get Chuck for Christmas. CONTAINS EXPLICIT M/M SEX. Don't like? Underage? Illegal where you are? Don't read!
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Casey/Alex C., Chuck B. - Complete
Cinnamon Intervention by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Kevin/Ben SLASH. This was written for a friend and the cinnacult on Livejournal. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Kiss the Boy by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad? It makes the fangirls mad that he won't kiss the boy. -Parody lyrics to 'Kiss the Girl.' SebxCiel, spoilers through the end of the anime. NOW WITH A REPRISAL!-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
In your shoes by Lisea18 reviews
When Dobe is Bastard and Bastard is Dobe, chaos is sure to follow. Naru/Sasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,918 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Detective Fiction by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. AU. Detective author Light Yagami's world is turned upside-down when a real detective needs his help solving a murder case fashioned after Light's own book. Trouble is, he doesn't remember writing it. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,125 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Light Y., L
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
KakuRenBo by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Who will play hide-and-seek with me? -SebaCiel. "Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 2-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Unexpected by Useless-Italy reviews
Naruto starts his heat cycle after his 18th birthday. What happens when he chooses Sasuke as his mate? NaruSasu M-preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thank You for the Meal by Zombiegait reviews
DouWata, AU. "My swords are on the line, now swallow, dammit!"
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Rumors by Soul Flash reviews
In highschool, rumors spread like wildfire. So when a rather disturbing rumor reaches Eric Cartman's ears, he's determined to find out the truth. What he doesn't realize is...maybe he does not WANT to learn the truth. Kyle/Cartman, Crack.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Parasite by LemonyCrosby reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, richest man in Asia, playboy of the century. Uchiha Sasuke, money hungry and pretty boy posterchild. Now, what were to happen if said pretty boy were to become secretary of said playboy, and cause said play boy to fall in lust? NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Jew, The Nazi and the Security Camera by Suzume no Uta reviews
There is a different story title in the story itself, I'm too lazy to change it P:: -A must read for Kyle x Cartman fans, Co-authored by SoulFlash- From getting detentions to being annoyed, Kyle's life possibly couldn't get any worse...or could it?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Secret Promise by dmnq8 reviews
UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 459. Sasuke sees Naruto begging the Raikage for his life and makes the blond a promise. Lemon,narusasunaru. One-shot. Disclaimer in my profile. UPDATED WITH EXTENDED LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Just Like Puppets by Angelic Guardian reviews
When a hypnotist comes to South Park Elementary, Cartman and Kyle become reluctant participants. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Storm by ToInsanitysEnd reviews
Watanuki is walking to Yuuko’s shop…with Doumeki, muchly against his will, when the weather turns most ill. Yaoi, lemon.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/5/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
When Old Dreams Shatter, New Ones Emerge by dandi706 reviews
Eventual SasukeNaruto yaoi. Sasuke and Naruto have an argument after Naruto brings Sasuke back from Orochimaru. Sasuke mocks Naruto’s dream to become Hokage, and for some reason, this time Naruto listens. He leaves the village to pursue a new dream. His f
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,211 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Episode Zero by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Making Do With Unrequited by dsfgajkh reviews
He should have known better than to mess with Eric Cartman's head. Jew boy is mine. CartmanKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Pocky Love by hangre reviews
Popular romance novelist and full-time pessimist Sasuke Uchiha has a chance meeting with one Naruto Uzumaki in the local supermarket, no longer just a quirky little one shot but something with a plot. Read it and be amazed! ..maybe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Monster You Made by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. The truth is, he might owe him his life, but Light Yagami never realised that letting L in on his secret would be so... dangerous. Cowritten with Narroch. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,540 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Light Y., L
A Thousand Times Zero Still Equals Zero by Butters-St0tch reviews
Kyle didn't want to look at Cartman. "To me, you’re a zero. 1000x0 still equals zero. You may do whatever you want, a thousand times, and whatever you do to me, or say to me, I’ll still feel nothing for you. A zero.” Cartman said coldly. CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Kyle's voicemail by camomilehottea reviews
Implied Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Morbid Humour by C.B. Magique reviews
In a desperate but badly thought out attempt to bring back Sasuke, Naruto ends up bringing back more than he'd ever hoped to. Chapter 14: Itachi returns to Konoha with astonishing information, but the world still won't be perfect for a long time. [warning: mpreg, lemons and some bad stuff]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,743 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Payback by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Payback is a b***h. But Sebastian will make Ciel HIS b***h. Er, that is, make PAYBACK his b***h. Yeah, that's right... SebastianxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
A Miserable Day by Just Stay HIV Positive reviews
Cartman doubted anything would surprise him anymore. He was wrong.A short one-shot with Kyle and Cartman. No slash. Sorry the summary sucks, please read anyway:
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Rotten by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Eve, an apple, a garden. The serpent will force him to eat. SebastianxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Isn't it ironic that mirrors that have cracked and broken are the ones to gleam the most brilliantly of all? Sebastian x Ciel. Rated M for sexual content. Non-shota.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Hair Cut by the lie written in ink reviews
In which Cartman cuts Kyle's hair. Drabble;; slight fluff, slight insanity.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Chicken by DragonSapphire reviews
Kenny has a new game. Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Restless & Restrained by Acherona reviews
Ciel is frustrated, waking up several times a night from wet dreams concerning a certain butler. So when he wakes up naked and tied to his bed, is it just another dream or something more? Gift fic for the wonderful Cocodrillo.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Clyde Frog's Sweet Vengeance by RetiredSPAuthorNo78 reviews
Artemis Clyde Frog is out for revenge, isn't he? Clyde Frog X Kyle / Cartman's POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Spider Web by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He wants to kiss him. Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Dubious Ways and Questionable Means by sodsta reviews
Cartman wants his Goddamn money! Warnings for violence, non-con frottage, physical restraint, breathplay/suffocation. Both boys are 16
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sacrifices by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It frightens Ciel how willing he is to seek comfort from the hands that will one day kill him..." A collection of SebastianxCiel minfics and sentences.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Starlight, Starbright by DragonSapphire reviews
Kyle and Cartman attempt star-gazing together. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I'm German, You're Jewish by Cardio Necrosis reviews
“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Unadulterated Loathing by theartistformerlyknownas reviews
Twelve drabbles' worth of Cartman/Kyle, in all their morally reprehensible glory. Rating may go up, depending on prompts.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The 31st by artbug reviews
A brief story of the month before Ciel gained his butler and their meeting.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Seeing Stars by icypinkpop reviews
Cartman takes Kyle for a not-so-relaxing night at the movies. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sweet Parody by Rational Lunacy reviews
MAD WORLD REVAMP. NARUSASU AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Saving Face by BestDamnDoctor reviews
Unable to understand his feelings for JD, Cox reacts in the only way he knows how -- anger, rage and violence. As the abuse progresses into something more than just punishment, will Cox be able to come to terms with his own emotions?
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
Bound by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Kyle x Cartman slash. Two part story. What if Cartman was willing to give Kyle his kidney for something other than ten million dollars?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Aids by The Spiffmyster reviews
MY version of episode 1201. M for the CartmanXKyle. ;
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Confessions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
A bored L is a scary thing... Crackish fluff for LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/12/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fate's Garden by Rational Lunacy reviews
Sasuke kills Naruto. Sasuke gets killed. They both end up in a new life, and then another life, and another...whoever said life for the children of gods was easy? Watch as they come into their divinity...NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,031 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Definition of Pie by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Light’s attempt to improve L’s sugar filled diet backfires. Rather badly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
tea parties are for men by Devil Lace reviews
Cartman is a manly sort of man. One who likes tea parties with his bestest friends. Artemus Cylde Frog and Kyle Broflowski. :CartmanKyle:
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Harry's Day Out by BrienneofThrace reviews
For the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Harry somehow convinces Perry to bring him to the gay pride parade. Chaos ensues. PHarry pairing.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Body Betrayal by nyxlett reviews
An unknown infection with strange symptoms breaks out at the hospital. Will disease breed truth? Cox/JD Slash
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Frogs and Snakes by Lisea18 reviews
Sequel to Sound and Leaf. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Naruto and Sasuke's relationship has taken a new turn. But what will happen after their first night together? Naruto has to leave for a mission with his genin team… will everything go as planned?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 130,571 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Fashion Statement by Salmon Pink reviews
JD blames the shorts. Dr. Cox x JD
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Excerpt by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He couldn't see the demon speaking, held as he was, but he could feel the words as they reverberating through its throat and chest: “Free me NOW.” [A rewriten excerpt of pages 317 through 320 of AoS. BartxNat. For Lessa.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Distractions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The djinn flopped backwards, rearranging his puppet's toned body and dark hair in a sexy sprawl on his master's desk. “Why?” the demon pressed, voice husky with suggestion. “Do you find this distracting?” [BartxNate. For Unknown Fool. CRUDE JOKES.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Narcissus by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Why was she embarrassed? She had always cuddled with Pantalaimon. This was natural. This was normal. To prove it, she kissed him as she always had... What she had not been prepared for was his kissing back. [PreGolden Compass. PanxLyra]
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Trick or Treat by darkbird36 reviews
Dean ruins Halloween.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Three Point Landing by gekizetsu reviews
It's Halloween, Dean's been given wings, and Sam will never be the same. Read the additional warning inside about content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Keeper's Post by gekizetsu reviews
Immovable object vs irresistable force isn't always a metaphor about the land and the sea.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,522 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Stuck On You by darkbird36 reviews
Dean and Sam find themselves in a... sticky situation.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Old Ghosts by Gillian Middleton reviews
AU story where Sam and Dean were separated as children and meet as adults, not knowing they are brothers. They fall in love, but they have Dean's past & Sam's family to contend with. And then there is the biggest secret of them all...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,431 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Catalyst by gekizetsu reviews
Teenage Winchesters are as much trouble to the living as to the dead. Rated for cursing, naturally.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
If Belief Was Enough by gekizetsu reviews
Complete. Sequel to And Fools Shine On. Washington State is full of mysterious holes but so is Dean's understanding of himself...and poor Sam has to learn how to stitch a soul.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,526 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2661 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Darwin Looks Away by gekizetsu reviews
Dean's been bucking for a Darwin Award. Sam points out that he's not going to let him win.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Roses are Red by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The Tallest command that Zim end his relationship with Dib... permanently. [ZADR For quietlife00]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Leave Me Alone by P.L. Wynter reviews
When Dean’s nose started to bleed, Sam knew something was wrong. When he pointed a gun at Sam’s face, he knew he was in trouble. Oneshot. Rated M for language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Fireworks by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Ah, spring... The songs of birds, the smell of flowers, the gentle THWAK of Cupid's shruiken... For some, love hurts. On kapaa, chocolate syrup and the absurdity of True Love. Fluffy SasuNaru. Complete! R to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Adventure of the Legendary Fruit Cup by Hatsuharu reviews
Sasuke receives an orange letter, telling him to find a fruit cup. With the help of Sakura, can he find what this letter asks of him? ShounenAi [Sasuke x Naruto] [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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One Week reviews
Narusasu Sasuke agrees to 'date' Naruto for a week. T for language, nothing too bad, yet. :3 AU typical 'Naruto and Sasuke are highschoolers' Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto Songfic: 'All the same' by Sick Puppies
A practice songfic. My first fan fiction, so I'm looking for tips on improvement. Naruto sings 'All the Same' while dreaming about sasuke. Some Narusasu lines, but the dream's more focused on how Naruto feels about Sasuke leaving Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.