Name:Susan
B-Day:11/22/90
Grade:8th
Nickname:Disney Eyes (duh)
Crush:Too bad.The guys I like don't show the slightest interset in me. Wait, that's all guys!!!! :(
Fav movie: Chicago
Fav Song:'Sometimes It Be That Way' (Jewel)
Fav food:Don't have one.(lol Rebecca and Alex)
Fav Book:Walk Two Moons
Fav Animal(s):Hippos and bats
Fav Color:Orange
Fav Band(s):Blink 182 and Incubus
Fav Subject:Language Arts
Fav Actor:Adam Sandler
Fav Actress:Nicole Kidman

The reason my pen name is Disney Eyes is all bacause of Mykalanne. She claims that when I get excited, my eyes look like Disney Eyes. She says that Disney character's eyes get buldgy. Just like Murray. Which brings me to my next point. I like the Wiggles. Is there anything wrong with that? Rebecca also likes them. She dances and sings. Yay!

Alex and Rebecca, I have a secret to tell you. I truly am anorexic. It all started when I was in 7th grade when all of you were at my house and you said I was fat. And now I have nothing to live for but losing 30 pounds so I will be the beautiful skinny girl that every guy likes. And then maybe I will get a boyfriend. I hate how all the guys at our school are so shallow. They- never mind. And I am only joking. I'm not anorexic, I'm bulemic! LOL

(At Disneyland)
Rebecca: God! Those straws that the little todlers, of whome I hate, are blowing through making abnoxious noises.
Susan: I think I'll order off the kids menu.
Her Uncle Steve: Okay.
Susan*blows through the straw*
Rebecca: God damn it Susan!
Susan: I want to be just like the little people that you despise!
Rebecca: Go dance in the middle of the eating area.
Susan*dances in the middle of the eating are*
Rebecca: Good!
Susan: *falls and drops straw and cries*

(At movies seeing The Stepford Wives)
Glen Close kisses a dead robot head and gets electrocuted!
Susan: *whispers to Kristen* I hope that doesn't happen to me when I kiss a boy! *sheds a tear*(lol)

(At my "sleepover")
Kristen: Lets play Truth or Dare
Rebecca: okay
*Rebecca's cell rings*
Rebecca: Hello? Hey (something like that)
Susan: I want to talk! I want to talk!
Rebecca: okay
Susan: Hey! This is Susan. Trevor, you don't know me. Ew, you hang out with Madison?! *hangs up*
Leah: You guys, there's like, 2 groups at our school. Them and us!
Susan: And Madison is so skanky and she-
*Mom's door opens!*
Susan: And that's how you carve a turkey! (random!!!)
*Buckeye (dog) comes out and we all laugh*

(While eating pizza at "sleep over")
Kristen: Lets play Truth or Dare!
(Haven't you noticed that Kristen is the only one who wants to play Truth or Dare!!!)
All of us: okay
Kristen: Everything goes!
Rebecca: So even going in the pool at night?
Kristen: Yeah.
Rebecca: (for some reason talking ina gay voice) So if I get that dare, then I should be wearing tight black leather pants with a leather whip.
*Rebecca's mom ("babysitting our house") comes out and we are all quiet!)
Mykalanne:OH, hi Debbie.
Debbie: Are we talking about something dirty?
Susan: oh yeah. *we all stay quiet!)

(All is quiet in Mykalanne's room)
Susan:Alex, why don't you strip for Kristen or give her a lap dance or something!
*Alex looks at me in disgust
Kristen: Susan, no.
The End

(In Mykalanne's room)
Mykalanne:Do you guys think my room is too purple?
Susan: I don't think so because the upper part of your wall no one looks at.
Leah: I look at it
Susan: Well, no one cares what you think
Leah: No one cares what you think.
Susan: I don't care. No one cares. No one cares about anything. No one cares about the world. The worlds doesn't care about us. I-
Leah: Susan, shut up!

My sister's name is Penny and when I think about it, she and Fiddy Cent (Mr. Cent) have something in common. Maybe he's my half brother. And that would mean what...I have a black daddy!!!!!!

Martin, do you beat Rebecca??? (Mehman...uhm meybe)

A question for Mykalanne: Why must you eat frozen peas? And Myk, if you ate a lot of frozen peas and your bed was shaking around violently and your head was spinning and then you spewed (apple sauce...Rebecca) ...peas, you would be like the little exorcist girl!

Rebecca simply brushing her hair at Myk's*
Rebecca: Ow!
All: *laughing*
Rebecca: It's not funny!!! Can't a little fat girl brush her hair?!

My Story So far:
The Crackhead Girls

Galleria (AKA Raven…what kind of a name is Raven anyway), Chanel, Dorinda, and Aqua were all lying in the park staring up at the sky looking at clouds. All of them were black, except for Dorinda. She was white. The Crackhead Girls had to be diverse. Then again, Chanel wasn’t black either. She was Latino. And Dorinda was a sad and lonely child. She was never wanted by anyone. She did have a foster mom, but she didn’t want her either. She was an alcoholic and was slowly shriveling away from liver and kidney failure. And Galleria was a control freak. All she had that loved her was her stupid little dog named Toto. The dog had no purpose or meaning. But once, it got stuck in a well, or in a pipe or something. No, not a crack or marijuana pipe. However, all of the Crackhead girls were crackheads. Doesn’t the name of their group make sense now? Oh yeah, and Aqua wasn’t good for anything either. All she had was a gap in her teeth.
“Hey girls, what do you think that cloud looks like?” asked Chanel.
“Um, I dunno. It looks kind of like a cross between Ghandi and the Easter Bunny.” Answered Dorinda.
Just then Chanel screamed! “What the hell! It ain’t Ghandi or the Easter Bunny. Everyone knows it’s…Mrs. George!”
All of the girls started to yell and run around crazy! And Galleria had to stab something when she heard Chanel say this awful thing. And she didn’t wan to stab one of her crackhead friends, so she grabbed her stupid good for nothing pointless dog, Toto. She grabbed the lethal injection out of her purse but missed and grabbed the crack baggie.
“Woops!”exclaimed Galleria and she felt around for her lethal injection. “Stab!” giggled Galleria. Then she grabbed for her crack baggie again and sniffed some while she was in the mood.
“Don’t you ever say anything like that again! Mrs. George is nothing but a stupid, short, half a century year old, girdle wearing, clown look-alike, frog loving, fake eye brow user, globs of mascara that runs down her eyes, circus tent resembling pants, I CAN DO IT bitch!” Aqua screamed while she injected the already injected dead dog, Toto.
The Crackhead Girls decided to run down the street and randomly strut their stuff. The Crackhead Girls were known for doing this quite often. Aqua, Galleria, Chanel, and Dorinda began to walk down the street dancing to music that magically appeared and all of the passerby’s for some reason didn’t seem to notice any unusual behavior. And so they sang their theme song:
“Cuz we are druggies. We stand together. We make up one crack family but we don’t look the same. Some of us are black. One of us has a gap. We package our own drugs and that ain’t never gonna change. Can’t even take it! We are the crackheads, you are wasted!