hi eveybody! I'm jade for those of you who dont know me im 14 years old and i live in Australia. Oh and im the girl on the right in my profile pic :) yes im a ranga, ginger, ginga, readhead whatever other absurd names you have for the colour of my hair, haha.

I love disney so its probebly no suprise to you people that im totaly obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato xD.

I love to write dramatic storys or storys about lurrrve, lol! I probebly wont be writing any other fan fic storys other than something disney so yeah, if u hate disney you better stop reading my profile! siriously...leave if you hate disney!

I have a twitter, but not many followers so if u have twittter plz follow me im JadeDaParade13.

I'd like to send my prayers to Haiti. Id also like to say that last year here in Victoria over 200 people died because of bushfires around the state caused by an unfortunate natural disaster or someones thoughtless actions. May we pray that this summer we stay safe.

so yeah peace! xoxo! luv ya all! do da do lifes good! keep smiling!... i could go on forever i have alot of sayings. bye.

PS: The story about jemi "Mend Me", yeah im not writing that anymore due to the risk of it being banned. I'm sorry i was not aware that you could not use real people in storys.

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. You gave me this LoveBug I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers.

Would You Rather? Jonas style

Be the first person to listen to the ‘A Little Bit Longer’ CD or have been the first to see Camp Rock?
- hmmm thats hard but i think id feel very special if i was the first to listen to 'A Little Bit Longer' :)

Have Joe sing ‘Hello Beautiful’ to you or ‘Gotta Find You’?
- Hello Beautiful, love that song

Have played Demi in Camp Rock or Play Chelsea in a Season of J.O.N.A.S.?
- Demi in Camp Rock :p

Get beat up for kissing Joe or Slapped across the face for going on the perfect date with Nick?:
- Slapped across the face for going on the perfect date with Nick

Meet the boys on the day you look the worst you’ve ever looked… you didn’t shower, then you were hit by a car, then attacked by raccoons or never meet them?
- Neither! both would suck!

Go on the three most perfect dates of your life a boy a night for three nights or Ride on their tour bus throughout the ‘Burning Up’ Tour?
- see im smart id go on the tour bus coz then i could become their new bff xD

Steal Joe's Purity Ring or Nicks Dog Tags?
- ah...joe can keep his puity ring...i love nicks tags so ill take those thanks xD

Have Kevin come to your birthday or Go to Kevin’s Birthday?
- Go to kevin's party, it would be awesome

Talk all night with Nick on the phone or in person with Joe for three minutes?
- thats not fair... i think id rather meet someone in person than talk on the phone so ill chat to joe for 3 minutes :)

See all three boys in their swim suits in the their new music video or see Nick in this bathing suit in person?
- ah...depends what kind of bathing suit we are talking about xD

Marry Kevin but divorce in 3 years or be best Friends with Joe for 10 years?
- be joes BFF along with Demi xD

Touch Nicks Biceps or Joe's Abs?
- id say nicks bicepts, id blush like a tomato though xD

Have Nick tell you your beautiful or Joe tell you your Hot?
- Have Nick tell me I'm beautiful :)

Have Jonas know you as the girl that threw up in front of them or the girl that sneezed and got boogers on Kevin?:
- ha both are bad but id rather the bogger a smidge more xD

Have Jonas write a song for you or be the lead lady in there next three music videos?
- have them write a song for me, that would be sweet.

Go Bike riding with Nick or Bowling with Kevin?
- I'd ride a bike with nick...buuuut...i dont know how to -.-

Have Joe rap about you on stage at a concert or Kevin talk about you on the Ellen Degeneres show?
- Kevin talk about me and my awesomeness on the Ellen show xD

See Push Play or Joey Page be Jonas’ Opening Act?
- ahhh i dont know either so ima go for DEMI LOVATO xD

See Jonas actually Battle Dance Hanson or Watch Katie and Karleigh get beat up by some random fans?
- haha, see JB BDH.

Get a Necklace from Joe, which is engraved and says 'You are my favorite fan' or get a Charm Bracelet from Nick He personally picked out every charm that represented something that reminded him of you?
- The charm bracelet from nick, id never take it off.

Have Nick teach you the drums or Joe teach you the tambourine?
- Nick teach me the drums! i so wanna learn!

Go out to Starbucks with Jonas or Pinkberry?
- Pinkberry. i love icecream :p

Give Kevin a Bracelet that he will wear everyday on tour or give Joe a shirt that he wears in a music video?
- Give Kev a bracelet :)

Play Kevin in Guitar Hero or Joe in Dance Dance Revolution?
- I'm a compelete failer at Gutiar Hero so bring on DDR JOE!

Be known as the Girl that was caught Kissing Big Rob or the Girl that was Caught Kissing Frankie?
- errr...frankie? can it be on the cheek? xD

Walk in on Papa Jonas going to the bathroom or Mama Jonas Changing?
- wow ah...idk

Make a You-tube Video with them or announce them as the winners of Choice Male Hotties at the Teen Choice Awards?
- ah duh make a youtube video! we could be like 'The Jonas Brothers and sister' xD

Go streaking with Nick or Play Strip Poker with Joe?
- mental images...

Have every fan hate you for kissing Nick Estimating over 10 Million people or Have Nick actually hate you?
- fans hating me! it would be worth it if i was with Nick!

Have been Mandy in ‘Mandy’ or one of the love interests in the ‘Burning Up’ Video?
- one of the love interests in 'Burning Up'...prefrebly Nick's ;)

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman

Opening Credits : This Is Me (Acoustic Version) - Demi Lovato

Waking Up : Simple Song - Miley Cyrus

First Day of School : Fifteen - Taylor Swift

Falling in Love : Catch Me - Demi Lovato

Fight Song : White Horse - Taylor Swift

Break Up Song : Don't Forget - Demi Lovato

Prom : I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas

Life : The Climb - Miley Cyrus

Mental Breakdown : Paranoid - Jonas Brothers

Driving : Stear - Missy Higgins

Flashback : Here I Am - Renee Sandstorm

Getting Back Together : We'll Be A Dream - We The Kings and Demi Lovato

Losing Your Virginity : Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry

Wedding : When You Look Me In The Eyes - Jonas Brothers

Birth of Child : Angels Brought Me Here - Guy Sebastian

Final Battle : Change - Taylor Swift

Death Scene : Vespers Goodbye - Nick Jonas And The Administration

Funeral Song: Smile - Charlie Chaplin

End Credits : Ever Ever After - Carrie Underwood & Black Keys - Jonas Brothers

Stereotypes :

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (used to be not any more ha!)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER .
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

please note none of these sterio types are true at all...maybe for some people but not me :) PS: i did not write this i c&p'd it