The following is my favourist bestest poem of all time:

Early this morning, late last night, 2 dead boys rose and began to fight.
There stood back to back while facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf police man heard the niose, and went to kill the 2 dead boys.
If you do not believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

And so here are some quotesI like:

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Can someone give up lent for lent?

whoever said anything is possible, never tried slamming a revolving door

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

"They mis-underestimated me." -George W. Bush (president) Huh? does that mean they...understood you?