Um...hi. I'm a member of this site because I like stories-good stories. I am mostly into anime and video games, but I also read a lot a books that get my attention. I hope to read many good stories here, but I also plan on contributing at least one story. I can only pray it will turn out good. By the way, if anyone wants to know why my penname is so unusual...keep wondering, 'cuz I ain't tellin'. +)

My philosophy on writing? Simple: Authors are prophets, not Gods. We can only tell what would happen in a story, but not control what happens. Like history, nothing should be rewritten for personal gain. The dead may be only brought back to life by other characters, and only other characters can choose whether a person lives or dies in critical situations, not us. Those of you who are familiar with certain stories by Stephen King on this subject, or those who could relate with J.K. Rowling with a character death, you know what I am talking about.

Anyway, I hope to hone my writing skills with any story I write on this site. Here are some ideas for what I want to write, even if I don't get to them all:

Founded Fears (Silent Hill 2)

Innocences' Dementia (Silent Hill 2)

Something with Alice in Wonderland (or Alice the game)

TroqHeart (Teen Titans)

HeartsCollapsing (Kingdom Hearts)

Never Mind the Joy (Kingdom Hearts)

something with Kino's Journey

Playing with a Rattle (Teen Titans, Digimon reference)

Farewell, my Mind (Teen Titans/Dark Tower/Silent Hill-big project. Plans to work on it after completion of Silent Hill 4 andafter theThe End trilogy)

Something with Yumiko/Yumi and Heinkel

The Suana (Silent Hill 3 parody)

Something with Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Salvation, Damnation, Purgatory (planned Full Metal Alchemist story, once I really get into the groove of the series)

Something with South Park

Maybe a Harry Potter/Hellsing crossover that occurs during WWII.

A story about Stun (Bloody Roar). I don't have much information on him, so I would greatly appreciate emails about his origins, as well as an explanation of the animosity between him and Busuzima.

A story about Uriko (Bloody Roar). Same as Stun. Would greatly appreciate information. Only knows that she turns into a half cat creature...and something else, I don't know what (Cronos himself said that she is quite powerful).

Maybe, maybe something on the Isbhal massacre in Full Metal Alchemist. Not 100 sure if I can do a story like that.

Possible story: Dance with the Mad One's Blessing (Bloody Roar)

Possible story: Hidden Number Gung Ho Gun (Trigun, involving an alleged 'anime only' gung ho gun)

Possible story: The Traitor's Corpse (Naruto)

Anything I can think of will be added, and anything I (hopefully) complete will be taken off.

Okay. Now for some personal information (nothing too personal though) +). Um...I guess I should start with my favorite stories, which will be divided into categories to make things easier to read (and for me to write). While I'm at it, I might as well include favorite relations.

Anime:
Trigun: Vash is cool, but the ones who really steal the show are the gung-ho guns. They're the ones who bring out the moral dilemmas that Vash has to solve all the time. My top4 favorite happen to be Gray the Ninelives (he kicks ass, period), Dominique the Cyclops (her power is super cool, and she dresses nice too), Hoppered the Guantlet, and Leonoff the Puppet Master(I lovetheir motivation in the manga). The coolest couple EVER is Millie and Wolfwood.

Hellsing/Crossfire: Ohhh baby. This is crazy stuff going on here. The manga is superb, and the anime is a must watch too. Seras is cool in her struggles to control her vampire urges, the mercenary with a bad ass attitude Pip Bernadette (one frenchman who won't be running from a fight), a cool werewolf boy scout named Schrodinger, and the Captain...that guy is just scary. Its always the quiet ones. +) Of course, we cannot forget the Iscariot soldiers, specifically the schizophrenic nun Yumiko/Yumi, and the ever lovable father Anderson. Feel the power of the dark side of anime. ) I like Captain/Rip Van Winkle, Captain/Seras (I read a story like that, and I loved it), Seras/Pip, Yumiko/Heinkel. While it makes the most sense to some, I really don't see an Alucard/Integra thing happening. Just not something I see. And, I hate to admit, I believe the Captain/Walter relation is truly plausible, although you won't find me reading those types of stories.

Full Metal Alchemist: (ep. 25 spoiler) Ok, I've only started watching this, and I know enough of what happens in the future from a few scattered episodes. For some reason, I almost completly relate to the characters Al and Ed. Their plight just seems to speak to me, although all of my family members are still alive, and I get along well with my Dad. Scar is also a really cool guy, and the one alchemist power I would love to have would be that of Alex Louis Armstrong's. That guy is kick-ass! One special note: Hughes is an amazing guy. He is living proof that there is an actual upside to having a family. I was impossible to convince about any benefits of starting one, but unfortunatly (for Hughes, I mean), somehow his demise and his daughter's reaction was what it took to make me rethink the whole thing. I was a family bashing type of person and I still don't want to start one, but now I know better than to ridicule what people see in having kids. Rest in peace, Maes Hughes. I like Ed/Winry and Roy/Riza. I'd also like to see Sheska get a boyfriend. I absolutely hate Elricest.

Inuyasha/Ranma: I'm putting these two together, since they are by the same author. How could someone who came up with a whole comedy series with lasting characters also come up with someone as dark as Naraku and Kikyo? Takahasi is amazing. Sesshomaru, Kagura, Kikyo, Ryoga, Mousse, and Shampoo are her best creations. I prefer Sesshomaru/Kagura, Ryoga/Akane, Ryoga/Ukyo, Shampoo/Mousse.

YuYuHakusho: While not a enthralling as any of the previous animes, you can't deny that the fighting and humor blend together to make an unforgettable series. Hiei and his dragon are the coolest, as well as the King (Queen?) Mokuro. Toguro was sweet to, and his relationship with Genkai was a good one. The elder Toguro was the perfect villian, and Sensui was just so damn deep. Props to the author. I just prefer the Toguro/Genkai couple.

Ghost in the Shell: This series is like a combination of Law and Order, Star Wars, and Cops. You just can't go wrong with that combination. To those who liked season one, you are going to love season two (I've seen almost all of it in anime club). Togusa and the Tachikomas are my favorite characters. The"Laughing Man" also catches my attention.I also love the Catcher in the Rye references. No couples here.

Kino's Journey: Finally! An anime that preaches philosophy. I love the way this series makes you think, and Kino is one of the best anime characters out there. No couples.

Cowboy Bebop: Ok, even if you are not an otaku, WATCH THIS SERIES. Nothing is lost in translation no matter what country this anime is in, and you can't help but like Jet's father like position, Spike's attititude, Faye's...charm, and Ed and Ein's antics. Only Vicious and Vincent top the main characters. They rock. I like Spike/Julia, Vicious/Julia, and, at the risk of sounding weird, I truly believe that someone out there can make an Ed/Jet thing work (Ed has to get older, though).

Samurai Champloo: I saw this series in anime club. As with Cowboy Bebop, you don't need to be an otaku to enjoy this series. Just watch it. Jin is the best in my opinion. I guess I would prefer Mugen/Fuu, but I don't expect much from the relationship.

Excel Saga: OMG! LOL! Just watch, becuase their humor makes little sense in words. Illpalazzo/Excel, Hyatt/Watanabe, Pedro/Will/Sexy Wife, and Nabeshin/Numiko are my favorites.

Ai Yori Aoshi: The only romance anime I actually like. Aoi and Karu are the second best couple.

Orange Road Kimagure: Will it be Hikaru or Ayukawa for Kyosuke? Obviously, it will be Yusaru (just kidding, its Ayukawa).

Outlaw Star: Okay, out of every series I've seen, this is the only one that has my type of villian-a girl with really cool cats. Its tragic really, what happened between her and Jim. Could he handle the truth of why she really didn't arrive for their second date? Aisha is the best out of the heroes, because cats are always the best (meow). +) I prefer older Jim/Aisha.

Digimon: I will admit, I am 19 years old, and still I have fond memories of the first 3 seasons. The fourth was not that good in my opinion. Believe it or not, it was Demidevimon who got me interested in the series (why did he have to die? Damn you Myotismon) My other favorite character in season 1 was Wizardmon (from what I understand, the editing team for the show totally botched up Wizardmon's death-damnit!). My favorite characters in season two were Wormmon, Blackwargreymon, and Arukenimon (who also died +( ). In the third season, it was Renamon and Impmon (they live. THEY LIIIIIIIVE!) +D. I think I prefer Gatomon/Patamon, though what I really love is Gatomon/Wizardmon. My favorite overall villians were Puppetmon, Machinedramon, the Roachmon Brothers, and the Geri version of the D-Reaper.

Witch Hunter Robin:Pretty nice series. I would recommendwatchingit.A nice bonus is that Armon has the same voice actor as Alucard. +) No pairings.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: I've seen most of the series and I can say that I can find a brother in Shinji and a sister in Rei. I related to them immensly in high school. I prefer Rei/Shinji, Shinji/Asuka, and anyone/Misato.

Azumanga Daioh: Osaka's foggy head and Sakaki's love for animals, as well as Chiyo-chan's pigtails are enough reason for me to watch this show. No pairings.

Paranoia Agent: That Lil' Slugger is enough to get me scared, and his "demon" form (post growth spurt, pre blob form) is undoubtedly cool. I love the way the last three episodes go. My favorite episodes, aside from the last three,would have tobe Double Lips, Happy Family Planning, and Mellow Maromi.My favorite character would have to be the cute but haunting Maromi. NP (no pairings).

Serial Experients Lain: What a nice tragedy and sci fi story. NP

Angel Links: Not the best series out there, but its a nice enough spinoff of Outlaw Star. I really like Duuz and Valeria. NP

Monster Ranchers: Okay, I just happen to have nice memories of this show. Thats all. That and Galie was the best of them all. By the way, if you like monsters but hate Poke'mon, get the Monster Ranchers game-it is not the same thing. Some Genki/Holly.

Genshiken: All right, an anime about an anime/video game/manga club on a college campus. Basically an anime parody of otakus. One of the funniest things I have ever seen, although it is a little weird at first. Madarame is my favorite characters. I like the quiet guy/noisy girlfriend couple (forget names).

Manga:
One Piece: A manga about pirates with cool abilities. 'Nuff said. Conflicted at whom is cooler, Buggy or Kuro. NP

Fushigi Yuugi: (I've only read the manga). I hate to say it, but Miaka and her Scooby Doo appetite just grows on you. The warriors of Suzaku are kickass as well. Nuriko/Hotohori (bleah, but like the Walter/Captain, I find these plausible), Tamahome/Miaka. Also the "no da" guy (I forget if it's Chichiri or Chiriko) and Miaka.

YuGiOh (pre duelist): Okay, everything was going great until it went into the whole duelist kingdom thing like in the Anime. I only watch it to watch Bakura (and to see Anzu get possessed). +) Some Bakura/Anzu.

Naruto: This is such a cool ninja manga. My favorite characters are Inner Sakura, Kakashi, and the late Haku. My favorite ninjitsu techniques are Kakashi's Sheringan eye, Sasori's use of his puppets.and Haku's rather surreal mirror technique, although the sound clan and sand clan ninjas have impressed me as well. Garra used to repulse me, but when I got to see his complete past, that repulse changed to admiration (long story). Sakura/Naruto, some Sakura/Sasuke (though he really seems to be the antithesis of romance), HUGE supporter of Hinata/Naruto.

Games:
Silent Hill:...Wow! The way Konami handles the whole religion and psychological things blow my mind. Silent Hill 3 is still the scariest. Never, never, NEVER play before going to bed...you will never sleep. Those damn dogs still scare the crap out of me! Damn fog! Damn mini flashlight! Damn Pyramid Head! (Wait, scratch that. I like him...or her, whichever). NP

The Suffering: Only this game came close to matching Silent Hill and Resident Evil in survival horror. A prison is just the worst place in the entire universe to have to face your nightmares. Hermes, Horace, and Killjoy are outstanding side characters. A warning to new players; DO NO ENTER THE SHOWERS! IT IS SUICIDE!NP

Metal Gear Solid: Konami's other achievement. I love the villians; they're freaks! MGS 3 is the best, although I've haven't played it myself yet. Psycho Mantis, the Fatman, The Sorrow, and The End are the best characters out there. The Boss/The Sorrow, Psycho Mantis/Past Love (wouldn't be surprised if he had one).

Resident Evil: Whew! I thought the remake was bad (I mean the game was good, but the challenge was high), but number 4 was a God among Gamecube games. Did you see the size of that Bitores Mendez? Only Gray the Ninelives could take him! On another note: Lisa, Umbrella has paid for its crimes. Rest in Peace, wayward soul. NP

Super Smash Bros. Melee: I am at my best when playing Kirby and Ice Climbers, as well as Zelda. NP.

Metroid: Samus is cool, and I love using her gadgets. Ridley, however, always steals the show in my opinion, even after death. NP

Golden Sun: Damn! I still can't beat that Dullahan. I will get him and I will complete the sequel. A must play for RPG fans. My favorite characters are the Fusion Dragon, Saturos, Menardi,and Ivan.Jenna/Ivan, Saturos/Menardi, Ivan/Mia, Mia/Piers, Piers/Jenna, something with Alex.

Bloody Roar: Primal Fury: Consequently, I don't know the full details of each characters story, but I can say that my favorites are Uriko, Stun, and Busuzima. They are also the characters I am best at playing as. I like Kenji/Uriko pairings.

Soul Caliber 2: My favorite characters and fighters are Cervantes, Nightmare, and Xiunghua. Thats about it.

Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy/Chrono series: Kingdom Hearts never fails to amaze me in attracting a wide audience (even myself). Only SquareSoft could do something like this. The Final Fantasy series just gets better (I personally believe that Sephiroth shouldhave competition with Zeromus from FFIV). And whileKuja lookslike a wimp, you've got to admire his fascination with survival.Squall is the best hero ever (and I love his relationship with Rinoa). Vivi, Aeris, Kain, Freyaand Riku are the best support. Quina's my favorite blue mage.The Chrono series is the icing on the cake. Magus should be in the next game. Rinoa/Squall, Kairi/Sora, Aeris/Cloud/Tifa, Vivi/Eiko.

Kirby: No matter what the game, you can never go wrong with him. HEIL KIRBY! (Does Hitler salute in the padded room). +) NP

Miyamoto games: Keep the Marios and Zeldas coming chief. Link/Malon.

Rare games: What don't I like about them? Donkey Kong is cool, especially the boxing arena in the 64 version. Banjo Kazooie is a really nice series, with Kazooie and Gruntilda being the best characters. I hope for another sequel and another clever game show. Last, but never least, Conker's Bad Fur Day. The vulgarity of that game itself is a reason alone to replay it. I enjoyed the singing mound of poo a lot+) NP

Oddworld: Abe, Munch, Stranger, all are heroes in my book. This game series rocks. Stranger's Wrath is my favorite installment. NP

Medievil 1/2: Both games were cool, and I pray every day for another sequel. Sir Dan is definetly one of the most oddball heroes I have ever seen, but that doesn't stop him from trying to be one. I liked Zarok, Mander, Dogman, and Jack the Ripper. NP

American McGee's Alice: When I was a little kid,Alice in Wonderlandwas my favorite childhood story (besides Stellaluna). I rejoiced when I discovered this for ten bucks at CompUSA. My favorite childhood character of all time and my favorite character for this game is the Cheshire Cat. NP

Legend of Dragoon: I immensly love this game. The character depth and mystery is astounding, and the bosses are, for the most part, creative as well. My favorite level would have to be the moon and the ghost ship. My favorite characters are Lloyd, Shana, Meru, and Kongol. I like Dart/Shana, Rose/Zeig, some Kongol/Meru (don't know why).

T.V.:
Teen Titans: Something about that show just attacts me. Raven is the coolest, Slade is the craziest, Cyborg is the bomb, and I pray for more episodes with Mumbo. Some Rae/Rob, BB/Rae, Star/Rob, Cy/Jinx.

Invader Zim: That show is the best in children's dark/weird humor. Unfortunately, I'm having trouble finding Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, the other Vasquez work. I like most characters, and a Gaz/GIR coupling would make me chuckle.

Law and Order: My dad introduced me to this show. CI really doesn't suit me. TBJ is crap, but the best is SVU. Great drama. My favorite charactersare Benson (SVU) and Lennie Briscoe (original).NP

Justice League: I don't watch this show as much as I'd like too (comes on during Law and Order), but it is worth watching every episode I can. Batman is the best, period. I guess I like some Bruce/Diana.

Pirates of Dark Water: Why oh why oh WHY did they cancel the series? I wanted to see the end. NP

Reboot: Another childhood show I liked. Can anyone tell me where to find any more recent episodes? Hack and Slash's antics, as well as the Doctor and his assisstant are my favorite parts of the show. NP

Donkey Kong: Before this series got old, I really enjoyed the characters Krusha and Klump. They always made me laugh, as well as Bluster. It was creepy the one time Krusha became smart (shudders). +( NP

Beast Wars: My most memorable childhood show. I started watching because of Waspinator, I stayed for Rampage and Dinobot. (Why do my favorite characters always end up dying?) NP

Family Guy: Peter Griffin and his dog Brian always find new ways to make me chuckle. My deepest gratitude towards Cartoon Network for taking care of that show after Fox abandoned them. NP

South Park: Butters is always the voice of reason, and everyone never really listens. Kenny is the super zombie, and Mr. Slave will be greatly missed. Wendy/Stan.

Adult Swim: Too many shows to list, so I'll just tell some of my favorite characters from the shows: Tom Goes to the Mayor: The Mayor; ATHF: the Mooninites; Venture Bros: Brock and Dr. Thaddeus Venture; Robot Chicken: Everyone; Harvey Birdman: X the Eliminator; and SeaLab 2021: the Guy in the Roller Chair. NP

The Tick: I'm glad they're playing reruns of this on Toon Disney. I loved this series when I was a kid, and it is still amusing to watch even now. Chairface Chippendale and El Seed are rather "unique" villians, to say the least. NP

Books:

Catcher in the Rye: I'm tired of people saying its a lousy bookbecause "its about a frat boy mad and depressed about the world." So what? That doesn't make him selfish, it just usually means that the rest of the world somehow managed to alienate him. Sheesh! NP

Orson Scott Card: I should really reread the Ender's series. The Shadow (Bean) series is the most compelling of the two, and the I am just getting started on the Maker series. Also like HomeBody and Enchantment. Bean/Petra.

Stephen King: This guy is crazier than Hellsing! Because of him, I know it is okay to have a dark side (I was going through some hard times concerning this issue, long story). He is the reason I can write dark stories now. His Dark Tower series is the best in the whole world. NP

Anne Rice: Only just started her works on the Mayfair Witches. Looking forward to future reads. NP

Ursula K. LeGuin: Just starting on her stuff as well. Nothing much else. NP

Harry Potter: For a guy that looks like a geek (I know that right now, PF is giving an indigant scoff-you know who you are), he is pretty cool. Despite what his character is like, I know Snape is not a bad person, and he is even one of my favorite characters, even in light of his most recent actions in book 6. I am not speaking out of naievity that he might still be good, but rather that he was put in an uncompromising situation.I also like Moody, Lupin,Greyback, Luna, and the nameless blonde Deatheater that was hurling spells all over the place (I love how he single handedly caused just about double the chaos in that battle). Herm/Drac (I actually read some good ones), Luna/Ron (ditto), Herm/Krum.

Wheel of Time: Second best series in the world (the Dark Tower will never fall!). Padan Fain is the coolest in there, especially with his dagger. Perrin's wolf abilities is a cool power, I've forgiven Faile (finally) for breaking him and making him her bitch,(once again, PF is given an indignant scoff)and Shadar Haran is someone I can't help but like. NP

Lord of the Rings: Third best series. Gollum is the best, although he could use just a little help. I can not believe my favorite character was the only one in the fellowship to die! Crap! NP

Count of Monte Cristo: Screw the movie, burn the movie (keep the anime-I'm serious, there is an anime), read the book. Villefort a despicable villian. NP

Dune series and Frank Herbert: A slow series to the point of almost being boring, but I find it cool enough. Its rather obvious Robert Jordan used this series as an inspiration for the Aiel. Sheeana and Duncan are my favorite characters, as well as Teg. Herbert himself is a cool author. Some Duncan/Alia.

Internet:
8 bit theatre: Brian Clevinger is a humor genius! His wit and social commentary, as well as random violence make this a must read web comic. I have no favorite characters, but thats only because I like them all! Black Mage/White Mage.

Neko the Kitty: Its a web comic about a smart ass cat and his owner. 'Nuff said. Neko/Mabel.

Broken Saints: This series is THE BEST INTERNET CARTOON EVER! Oran and Raimi are my favorite characters. Raimi/Shandala, Raimi/Sandra

Happy Tree Friends and Retarded Animal Babies: Both have just mind numbing entertainment. Flaky, Lifty and Shifty, Flippy, Donkey and Gerbil are my favorite characters. NP

Drowtales: A rather nice tale of a Drow named Ariel. She is so cute sometimes (it takes a lot of cuteness to make me admit that), but she is cool as well. No pairings.

Red vs Blue: This Halo parody is SO F--ING HILARIOUS! Church is my favorite character, now and forever, amen; in that show, at least. I also love Donut (it is light red armor, it is) and Doc/O'Malley and Lopez the Heavy. They make such and awesome team.

Okay...now for some other personal stuff. Well, I'm attending college right now, and I plan to major in creative writing. As stated before, I hope that this site will help me with my writing and creativity skills. Thats about it. Here are some quotes I like:

"Happy people can be so cruel," Claudia Wolfe, Silent Hill 3

"Awww, I wanted to explode," GIR, Invader Zim

"I am thinking about kittens... gah! Kit-tens covered in spikes! That... makes... me angry! YEEEAAARRRHHHHHH!... MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE... AND I HATE BABIES,"Caboose, Red vs Blue

"You $& with the best, you die like the rest," my roommate, playing the God of War video game

"Mmmph mmp mph mmmph," Kenny, South Park

"Ar...Ri...Ga...Tou," Wizardmon, Digimon (uncut death scene, last words)

"There is a fine listening between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life," Church, Red vs Blue

"You were almost a Jill sandwich," Barry, Resident Evil

"Okay, its game time," Luis, Resident Evil 4

"Taste me Gaz. I'm delicious," Dib, Invader Zim

"I have half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees," Church, Red vs Blue

"What's the matter, afraid of the dark," Raven, Teen Titans

"There are those who feel safest in the light, and those who feel safest in the dark. Which are you, Torque," Hermes Haight, The Suffering

"...Kid...not...another word," Zabuza, Naruto

"BURRITOES," GIR (in house form), Invader Zim

"You shot Church, you team killing f--tard," Tucker, Red vs Blue

"Blood and bloody ashes," random profanity from the Wheel of Time

"I named the big one bitey," Homer Simpson, the Simpsons

"I am the Black Mage. I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down," Black Mage, 8 bit theater

"I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing,"Tucker, Red vs Blue

"I get that a lot, but then again what does that make you? A man, a dog, or a monster," Alucard, Hellsing

"Time to jump in time to jump through time. Whoa, I'm dizzy," Chesire Cat, Alice

"Stop looking for good sense here. Settle for any," Chesire Cat, Alice

"When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be.." Chesire Cat, Alice

"What's wrong with E.E," Hal Emmerich, Metal Gear Solid

"The bird of the Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame," Alucard's coffin, Hellsing

"I'll turn you all into fish," Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist

"Just take a rest...take a rest...take a rest...take a rest," Maromi, Paranoia Agent

"It was so sudden...I never had a chance...to tell you...to tell you...how happy you made me," Heather Mason, Silent Hill 3

"Fugghedaboutit," Osaka and Chiyo-chan, Azumanga Daioh

"Because the situation doesn't seem equal," Vash, Trigun

"I like swords," Fighter, 8-bit theater

"I am the great Lord Mighty Poo and I am going to throw my $# at you," Lord Poo, Conker's Bad Fur Day

"Huh? You don't like girls," Meryl/Psycho Mantis, Metal Gear Solid

"You poor thing... you're a sin against nature and your body's in so much pain. Oh merciful God, who shapes us all... please return these scarred souls to your unending womb," Scar, Full Metal Alchemist

"It doesn't matter whether you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty, its all the same once you're dead! And a corpse can't laugh," Eddie Dombrowski, Silent Hill 2

"I invented eating you know. Singlehandedly solved starvation. Its how I got voted into office," King Steve, 8 bit theater (how does someone elect a king?)

"You called," Lil Slugger, Paranoia Agent

"Hmm.. How shall I put this? Based on my first impression, I'd have to say...I hate you," Kakashi, Naruto

"1,000 YEARS OF DEATH," Kakashi, Naruto

"Were your parents related? You know, before they were married," Conker, Conker's Bad Fur Day

"I kill, therefore I am," Barry the Chopper, Full Metal Alchemist

"God is love, you f--head," personal quote I made after I finished watching the Broken Saints series. I'm Christian, but I'm not too spiritual about it (which would also explain why I'm Episcopelian). +)

Ooh. Here's another category: who would win in a battle. You'll see what I mean.

Lan(WoT) vs General Greivous(Star Wars): While Lan has armor, sword skills like a mother&$, and hand to hand experience, Greivous has robotic armor, a gun, super robo strength, and 4 lightsabers. Sorry WoT fans, but while Greivous is less experienced in sword play, it would be him giving the ass kicking.

Aes Sedai/Ashaman(WoT)vs Haku(Naruto): This varies on three factors: 1. From what I can guess, it takes about 2-3 seconds to prepare a weave for channeling. Haku can easily kill anyone who takes that long to attack (hey, he is a ninja after all). He would win in that scenario. 2. If Haku were to be distracted or tricked, and a weave is set, I'll admit that it would be all over for him. 3. If Haku gets his Ice Mirror thing set up, the channeler is screwed anyway. Not only would they not be able to hit him, they wouldn't be able to see his attacks until they are already dead. Channeling is useless if you are practically not moving. However, if you put in luck in this situation, a channeler would still only win about 1 in 1,000,000,000 tries.

Harry Potter(do you really need to know where he's from?) vs Oran(Broken Saints): Hmm, unless Oran can get a hit in on Potter, he would most likely end up being on the floor due to a stun spell or something. I guessOran would win about 1 in 25 times.

Alphonse Elric(Full Metal Alchemist) vs Cyborg(Teen Titans): Wow. A tough one. While Al would be able to manuever well in his armor and is really experienced in hand to hand, we must not forget Cyborg's cannon and gadgets. I imagine that each would lose and win half the time against each other.

Yugi(Yu Gi Oh) vs anyone: Yeah. While you set that card down, you better be planning your retreat at the same time. No one's scared of cardboard and it's hologram. Maybe the heart of the cards could make the ass kicking less severe, if you love them enough. +)

BlackWarGreyMon(Digimon) vs Psycho Mantis(Metal Gear Solid): BWGM would have a hard time with Mantis, seeing how his moves can be read and his attacks dodged. However, at the same time, there is nothing Mantis can throw at the dark digimon that can pierce his armor, and BWGM's will is to strong to be mind controlled. This would end in a stalemate, unless BWGM finds a way to make it so that Mantis can't run from his attacks, even when he could see it coming. Mantis could win too, granted, if he found some sort of mega explosive or biological gas container to throw at BWGM.

The Great Lord Mighty Poo(Conker's Bad Fur Day) vs Pikachu(Pokemon): While Pikachu can use electricity, I don't think dung conducts very well, and Lord Poo is made of dung. If the balls of crap doesn't kill the electric rat, the smell and bad singing will. Pikachu's only hope would be to find that damned flush handle.

Gruntilda(Banjo Kazooie) vs Hermione(Harry Potter): First, Hermione would have to get past the quiz section. Even with her brains, she probably wouldn't have played long enough of the BK game to know the answers to Grunty's question. Even if she passed, what good is magic against a dead woman...in a tank...with drills...and lasers and mortars and lets face it, unless Hermione has a Tank Disapperance or Egg Shooting spell, the undead witch would have total victory.

Rip Van Winkle(Hellsing) vs Storm Troopers(Star Wars): Being an undead werewolf with a helluva magic bullet comes in handy sometimes. Sorry Star Wars fans, but Rip would win against an entire army and arsenal of Storm Troopers.

Black Mage(8-bit theatre) vs anyone: Dead. Simple as that. Black Mage's hadoken can kill anything (even heartstone-see WoT). What's cool is that each time he uses the spell, divorce rates go up (his hadoken siphons love out of the universe in order to power it). All right.

Black Mage w/o Hadoken vs anyone: Still dead. His spells are more than enough to kill anything that moves. Just ask all the dead people.

Black Mage w/o Hadoken or spells vs anyone: Still still dead. Did I mention that he's great at stabbing people? In the face? Over and over again? Well, now you know.

Black Mage w/o Hadoken or spells or knife vs anyone: Still still still dead. You could kill him, but he would only come back as the king of hell (and he has) and he would gladly pay back his killer...with interest.

Alucard(Hellsing) vs Walter Padick(Dark Tower): Sorry Walter, but where you are strong in magic, Alucard is just plain strong, period. Walter would lose all the time (unless he allies with Black Mage).

Ginkotsu(Inuyasha) vs Batman(...Batman): As far as gadgets go, these two pretty much have everything at their disposal when it comes to their respective styles (Ginkotsu's being offensive weaponry, Batman's being disarming and defensive). I honestly don't know who would win. Any ideas?

Ultimate Lil' Slugger (Paranoia Agent) vs Voldemort (Harry Potter): While Voldemort can't die (yet), neither can Lil' Slugger (at least by Voldy's hands). However, that isn't to say that Lil' Slugger will be the one taking the beating, considering his supernatural attributes. I think he would win.

Captain(Hellsing) vs me: Why me? Why not? At least I could get his autograph before getting my head ripped off (what can I say, I'm his biggest fan).

Final thoughts: Only through this site did I find romance stories that revealed to me that I am also between 1/4-1/2 hopeless romantic. Some of the love stories out there are just that damn good! I hope for more of those. Do not be mistaken, however. Romance is nice, but Macabre and Humor will always be the dominating genre of my liking. I'm evil that way. +)