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Nickname(s): Jazzy, Loka, Loki, Kita, Luna, Sol, Star, Rin-chan, Choco(holic), Vanilla, Cherry, Ratch'(I'm sure most of you can guess where I got that nickname. It's not my fault I like TF and wrenches... Or that my room is covered with posters of a certan medic/mech.) KoInu, KoNeko, Kitsune, Kit, KitKat, Cub, Runt, Pup, Roxy, Pixie, Pisky, ShiShi, Lil'Lady(I may have told someone about my obse-fascination of Jazz's voice.)Kitten, Kitty, Babydoll, Babygirl and so many more

Age: Changing Constantly

Sex: Ima femme, ya question it ya get hurt

Location: Earth Baby!

Personality: I have been known to change moods with no warning, choke people, hit people with my beautiful wrenches to whom I always apologize to shortly after(The wrenches not the people, the people who got a wrench in the face deserved it. My babies shouldn't have gone through the torture of having some creepy, rude, annoying, preppy, cheery, stupid, jock, or any other name that fit's touch their pretty, shiny, smooth surfaces, savvy.)

Appearance: Green eyes, pale skin, bespectacled, long pitch black hair, and definately NOT short

Nationality: Multiple

Fav. Animal: Tiger (for sure), fox, horse

Likes: Reading, writing, listening to music, daydreaming, writing poetry, drawing..chatting over MSN, cooking, lazing around, sleeping and watching my favorite movies and TV shows.

Dislikes:Being bossed around, getting shooed away from my computer, working, being bested in an argument, being made fun of...uh... and plot less stories

Dreams: Uh... to get a lamborghini (two, one in red and the other in yellow), writing a book that would be bestseller...Oh, and the obvious being able to be lazy during all of this

Quotes of the week: No quotes for now folks.

You know your obsessed with fanfiction when . . .

You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it

That you spent more time writing the fanfic than actually watching/reading/playing the thing your writing for

You make fanfiction for other people's fanfiction

You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book

When u read a m rated fanfic, then read a romance novel claiming to have a harsh sex scene and you're like "I've read better sex scenes on ff.net"

When you get excited that your friend also has an account

When you got disappointed when you read/watch/play something new and it wasn't on fanfiction

When your computer doesn't have internet and you need something to do and you say "lets read some fanfics" but then realize that's no the internet then get mad

When you have more than one account.

Reviews on your fic can turn the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week u ever lived through

When you feel all proud how your favorite category has one of the highest amounts of stories written

When you someplace random and randomly come up with ideas for fanfic for no reason

When you daydream bout a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering what people will say about it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet

When you write a fanfic and end up handing it in at school/college as an essay of some kind

When you confuse fanfiction with real life...

When you'd rather read/write fanfiction than live in reality

When you spend more time on the fanfiction mobile site then anything else on your phone

When you have read this list

When you have read this list and thought of additions to it

7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

"Best friends through thick and thin! If you cry, I cry, If you laugh, I laugh, If you fight, I got your back, If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall, If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because he got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother, that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends, that they were always the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers, I won't show up for class

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors, I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Mommy, please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, But most of all, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Chris, I'm sorry, and to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, and I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Memory of the Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not to Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

Harry Potter: Oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape… …A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… …with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin… ...the last real Marauder... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody… …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort… …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! ...She deserved everything she got and more. In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. In Remembrance of George's Ear... ...may he forever be 'holey'... ...at least Fred has some company... ...a little piece of George, to last him forever.