HELLO!

We are Orphan Annie's Advocates! Rebeccer and xXKanpekiXx have teamed up to correct the horrid injustice our favorite redheaded orphan has suffered. While her hard knock life has been continually dealt music and tomfoolery, now she has suffered an unforgivable offense. Ginny Weasely, accompanied by a rather pathetic redbearded pirate, has mugged Orphan Annie, stolen Annie's pubic hair, and worn them on her head.

We were as outraged and appalled as you surely are now.