So, yeah, Hi...

You may call me Meesha or Relly. Whatevs.

There are a couple things you should know about me:

1: I make OC's, it makes me happy.

2: I will not post self-inserts. Those are mine. *cackles evilly*

3: I do not want flames unless specifically requested. If you don't like it, don't read it.

4: I will use whichever pairings please me, I refer you to 3.

5: My little sister is crazy, I will mention her often.

Well that just about gets that stuff out of the way! Now on to the real fun!

Things I’ve actually said…

“Just because you say “scrubbing up the toilet” with a British accent, it does not make the statement any fancier.”

“I’m not calling you Willard.”

“I’m like ‘Coffee pot?’ and you’re all like ‘COOKIE-BOT!’”

“I’m a happy, happy horse!”

“Will leaving out the word ‘plz’ in my wishlist improve my chances of receiving things on it?”

“I’m not crazy! I shot a watermelon! And a loaf of bread!”

“If you’re going to make a contract, you should at least use real paper…”

I will add more fun stuff when I find it.

Meesha