Kenzie here :)

I love the clique, twilight saga, some harry potter, and tons of other books! You could say that, yes, I am a book worm. Someday I hope to be a successful author.

Currently I am a Sophomore in high school, and therefore, several of my stories shall be set in a high school setting. Mainly because I'll be able to relate to those easier.

I love talking to new people and may be interested in writing a duo story sometime... So hit me up and we can discuss whatever! :DD

xoxo, Kenzie

Things That Make Me Laugh: Jeff Dunham, Some Disney, my friends, my family, animals, pictures, music, clothes, movies, television, and teachers. :) I'm so tired that I can't remember all of these wonderful things! Hahaha

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I am called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

THAT STORY IS FUGGING HILARIOUS!

the epic cbox chat.

I finally had to just end this thing, so, read from the bottom up =

sammi: -begins packing up stuff in a bandana and ties it to a stick

sammi: so does this mean i leave eden?

ZEE?!: GOD IS ASHAMED OF YOUUUU! YOU ATE WHAT WAS FORBIDDEN! -WAGS FINGER- SHAME SHAME! -CROSSES POINTER FINGERS- SHUNNNN... THE NONBELIEVER

sammi: dear god, let me CHANGE MY EATING HABITS! amen!

sammi: haha xd

ZEE?!: xD
ZEE?!: xD

ZEE?!: SHE COUGHED YOU BACK UP ZONA! YEY! AND SHE SPAT YOU OUT! -HANDS TOWEL- YOU OKAY? HOW ARE MATT AND BORIS? DID YOU SEE THEM IN HER?

zona: roflmao

Jaz: zee, i found zona!!

Jaz: we was looking for you

ZEE?!: MORE LIKE BULIMIC!! -PUSHES- YOU EAT EVERYTHING THAT COMES YOUR WAY, AND LIKE A COW, YOU COUGH IT BACK UP AND EAT IT AGAIN!!

zona: wait, what'd zona do?

ZEE?!: YOU ATE ZONA TOO! -WAGS FINGER- NAUGHTY NAUGHTY

sammi: -GOES OFF TO LIVE LIFE AS AN ANOREXIC-

Jaz: giggles oooh sammi's in trouble

sammi: I'M DONE EATING PERIOD!

sammi: WHAT THE FREAKING HELL!?

ZEE?!: -GLARES AT SMEE- YOU HAD TO GO AND EAT HER TOO?!

ZEE?!: z-zona...? o.o

ZEE?!: hahaha

ZEE?!: o_O

Jaz: ahaha, sucks

Jaz: lmao xD

sammi: i've been copy and pasting this into word, but its all backwards!

ZEE?!: shit? o.o what?

ZEE?!: -SHAKES BUTT AND CIRCLES AROUND- OOOOHHHHHHH ZEE WENT TO SEA SEA SEA TO SEA WHAT SHE COULD SEE SEE SEE, AND WHEN SHE SAW WHAT SHE COULD SEE SEE SEE, SHE SAW THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEP BLUE SEA SEA SEA!

Jaz: what'd you do?

sammi: uh oh...shit!

sammi: -SHUFFLES IN DIAGONAL-

ZEE?!: NUUUU! -CONTINUES DANCING LIKE A BALLERINA- I'M'A SUPASTARRRR! CHOO CHOO -MAKES TRAIN NOISES-

sammi: COME ON ZEE! -ZIGZAGS ACROSS THE FLOOR!-

ZEE?!: WHOSE A PRETTY BUTTERFLYYY?! ZEE IS! ZEE IS! -DANCES ON TIPPY TOES-

Jaz: xD

Jaz: posted zona!! major liplockage

Jaz: omg

ZEE?!: -HIP CHECKS SMEE AWAY- HAHA! -BALLERINA TWIRL-

sammi: !

sammi: PUT YOUR ARMS TO THE SIDE, MOVE SIDE TO SIDE. JUMP TO THE LEFT, STICK IT, GLIDEE1

ZEE?!: COUNTRIFY IT THEN HIP HOP IT! -BOUNCES ON ONE OF THOSE BOUNCY BALL THINGS- WEEEE

ZEE?!: of course not (x

Jaz: lawlz

sammi: dont forget emmy...

sammi: POP IT, LOCK IT, POLKA DOT IT! -DANCES WITH ZEE

ZEE?!: hahaha i don't know the dance. but i hear the song enough lol

ZEE?!: (x

Jaz: dude, my sister knows the entire dance to that damn song

Jaz: yay!!

ZEE?!: -HOEDOWN THROWDOWN- BOOM DE CLAP, BOOM DE CLAP DE CLAP! CLAP 3 TIMES! -CLAPS THREE TIMES-

ZEE?!: -MOON WALK- ONE SLIDE FOR ZEE, ONE LARGE SLIDE FOR ZEE-KIND!

sammi: -RUNNING MAN!-

ZEE?!: all of it? (: -hopeful-

ZEE?!: -DOES THE DISCO- OHHHHHHH

Jaz: xD

zona: i think this is cbox history. xD

sammi: WOAH THAT WAS SERIOUSLY NOT CALLED FOR! -BREAKDANCES-

Jaz: xD

Jaz: this should make cbox history

zona: and apparently matt was still in her mouth

Jaz: lmao

ZEE?!: -FALLS AND DOES THE WORM- OOOOHHHH

Jaz: okayz =D

ZEE?!: OH WAIT... YOU'VE ALREADY HAD TWO WIENERS! -LAUGHS MOCKINGLY- MATT AND BORIS WERE EATEN BY YOU, OF COURSE... -XD-

sammi: -TRIPS ZEE WHILE SHE'S SKIPPING IN CIRCLES-

sammi: XD

sammi: ACTUALLY...HOT DOGS DONT' SOUND THAT BAD RIGHT NOW xd

Jaz: tempted8 can't spell

ZEE?!: WOOSIE!! -STICKS TONGUE OUT AND PUTS HANDS NEAR EARS, WIGGLING FINGERS- NEENER NEENER SMEE WANTS A WIENER!

zona: -nods at jaz-

ZEE?!: awh thank you jaz!

sammi: HAHA XD AND I'M NOT PLAYING RING AROUND THE ROSIE!

Jaz: Jaz: xD

ZEE?!: OH YESSS YOU DOOOO! -SKIPS AROUND SMEE- DO I SPIN YOUR HEAD RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND?

sammi: AW HAYLL NO! -IN ANSWER TO THE LAST LINE-

Jaz: -giggles- likes the barney parady

Jaz: okie dokies

ZEE?!: WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO?!

sammi: WITH A DROP KICK N' PUNCH, AND BRUISE FROM ME TO YOU!

ZEE?!: yup, you're so right zona (x

Jaz: -whispers- maybe

Jaz: rofl

zona: i'd have to say until boris or matt shows up -whispers-

ZEE?!: -SINGS BARNEY AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS- I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE MEEEEE, YOU CAN'T GO ALL BRUCE LEE UPON ZEE xD

sammi: -CLIMBS OUT OF RUINS AND GOES ALL BRUCE LEE ON ZEE- zomg it rhymes!

Jaz: -laughs at them both and looks to zona- how long you think this'll last?

ZEE?!: -GOES CHUCK NORRIS ON SMEE AND DROP KICKS HER INTO THE WHITE HOUSE- MWAHA

ZEE?!: -SHAKES BUTT-

sammi: -GOES ALL HULK ON THE COLLAR AND RE-TACKLES ZEE-

sammi: i knoww XD

Jaz: likes her dance skills

Jaz: hmm, maybe i'll up it to six for zee

ZEE?!: lmao they'z makin' bets on us smee! xD

Jaz: -nods- i say four fifty on sammi. maybe five twenty five on zee

ZEE?!: -LAUGHS BECAUSE SMEE'S COLLAR SHOCKS HER- CAN'T TOUCH THIS! -GETS UP AND DANCES AROUND SMEE- DA NA NA NA, NANA, NANA CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

zona: make that four, seventy seven

sammi: -USES THE UNFREEZING SPELL AND TACKLES ZEE TO THE FLOOR-

zona: hm. . . -whispers back- i have five bucks on zee, four - seventy five on sammi

ZEE?!: I FROZE YOU WITH HARRY POTTER SPELLS! YOU CANNOT MOVE! MWAHAHAHA

sammi: HELL YA! -loves starwars and startrek!-

Jaz: -giggles- yeah. what'll happen next?

zona: -whispers- they're using the force!

Jaz: wow

Jaz: lmao

ZEE?!: -DEFLECTS KNITTING NEEDLES WITH THE FORCE- OOOH!! PATRIFICUS TOTALUS!

Jaz: -laughs and shakes head- this is definitely getting interesting -whispers-

sammi: -IS HIT BY LIKE 5 HORSE SHOES AT ONCE- OUCH! -THROWS KNITTING NEEDLES LIKE DARTS AT ZEE-

ZEE?!: -TOSSES LIFE SIZE BLOW UP HORSE SHOES AND LAUGHS AS THEY TWIRL AROUND SMEE- MWAHAHA

zona: fishhhh! -whispers-

Jaz: -whispers- no not the cheese. OMG swedish fish! -giggles-

sammi: -SWALLOWS, THEN BARKS-

sammi: -EATS SWEEDISH FISH AS THE FLY OUT OF THE CANNON-

ZEE?!: BOOM BOOM POW!

zona: -whispers and nibbles on popcorn- i definitely wasn't expecting the cheese

ZEE?!: -SHOOTS SWEDISH FISH AT SMEE USING A CANNON- RAWRRRR

Jaz: cheese?

Jaz: hmm, didn't expect meat ot come into this. -whisperes back- sits backa and continues to watch

sammi: DUDE WTF?! -THROWS COTTAGE CHEESE AT ZEE-

sammi: -is hit by a flying ham?!-

zona: roflmao

ZEE?!: -can't stop laughing-

ZEE?!: lmao

ZEE?!: -WACKS WITH A HAM-

zona: -whispers to jaz- what'dya' think'll happen?

Jaz: -raises eyebrow and glances at zona- wow intense

ZEE?!: ARE TOO -HISSES-

sammi: AM NOT! -GROWLS-

ZEE?!: -HEHE-

ZEE?!: ARE TOO!

sammi: -PERFECT TIMING-

sammi: I AM NOT!

ZEE?!: mwaha (x

sammi:

ZEE?!: OF COURSE YOU LIE CUZ YOU ARE ASHAMED!

sammi: where'd zee go!? i can't just yell at myself!

ZEE?!: -SHIFTY EYES- YOU ATE MATT, THEN YOU ATE BORIS. YOU COULDN'T RESIST YOUR SAVAGE CANNIBALISTIC URGES!

Jaz: i know! -whispers back to zona-

sammi: XDD

zona: hell, this is better than cable -whispers back to jaz-

Jaz: xD

Jaz: -takes some popcorn from zona- whispers this is getting good.

sammi: -IS SAD ZEE DOESN'T TRUST HER-

sammi: WHY WOULD I LIE NOW?!

sammi: NO B/C I CAME OUT AND TOLD YOU I ATE MATT!

zona: -munches on popcorn-

ZEE?!: -HEHE-

ZEE?!: SURE YOU WOULD.

sammi: I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU ZEE!

sammi: -ME TOO!-

ZEE?!: LIESSSS

sammi: -cries harder-

ZEE?!: -IN LOVE WITH CAPS- (x

sammi: I DIDN'T DO IT!!

ZEE?!: WE MUST PUT YOU IN A STRAIGHT JACKET NOW!

sammi: NOO!

sammi: boris...please re-appear so i don't get into trouble -prays-

ZEE?!: hehe xP

ZEE?!: YOU OUTSMARTED THE COLLAR DIDN'T YOU?!

zona: -pats-

sammi: well it stopped mee... ): -cries-

Jaz: lmao

zona: my dogs are too, that doesn't stop them

sammi: remeber?! I'M ON SHOCK TREATMENT!
ZEE?!: HOW COULD YOU EAT BORIS TOO?! o:

sammi: huh?!

sammi: how could i what?

ZEE?!: SMEE HOW COULD YOU?!

ZEE?!: -is dumbly spacey- x3

sammi: hhehee

Jaz: lol sammi

sammi: ewww!

ZEE?!: ohhh hahaha

ZEE?!: yey!!

zona: as in she was drooling the entire time

Jaz: oh god, zona...

sammi: OH WAIT...#3: EDWARD LEAVES! FTW

sammi: TWO REASONS TO SEE NEW MOON: HIS SHIRT IS OFF AND HE CUT HIS HAIR/TOOK OFF THE WIG!

ZEE?!: o_O i don't get it...? haha

zona: walked up to us the next day asking why there was a puddle under her seat, and she was just like, "one word, Carlisle"

zona: my friends and i went to see twilight, and granted, we know half the staff of the movie theatre here, and when we walked out, my friend stepped in something and slipped, and one of our friends. . .

Jaz: haha i know! i can't wait for that. drools

ZEE?!: cuz he's smexy (x and i can't wait for new moon only because he's hott, and he'll have his shirt off half the movie. taylor lautner=jacob black - sexyyyyyzona: -nods at sammi-

sammi: and taylor is fxckin hoottttt!

sammi: lololl

Jaz: lol

ZEE?!: hahaha (x

zona: haha

sammi: zomg yay zee!

ZEE?!: eric? o.o hahaha

ZEE?!: jacob! zona: Jaz: well, actually...emmett and maybe jasper. sigh

Jaz: muahahah...edward for meee!

sammi: i lurve twilight XD jacob ftw!

ZEE?!: like, twilight was lame... but i think i might actually like going to see new moon. o.o

ZEE?!: me too! xD

sammi: I'M SOO FREAKING HYPED UP ON THAT NOW I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM SLEEP xD

sammi: XD

Jaz: zona my luff...i posted for yous!

ZEE?!: hehe

sammi: awwz! i missed that one then

ZEE?!: hehe i posted that already (x

sammi: zee? donde esta?!

sammi: ZOMG NEW MOON TRAILER!

sammi: link

ZEE?!: bwahaha (x

sammi: makes perfecto senso!

sammi: hah xD

ZEE?!: exactly why they shall go to his bedroom. x3

ZEE?!: xD

sammi: eww! bad news bears right there! -makes buzzing X sounds-

ZEE?!: -disgustingly random-

ZEE?!: must move nate and emmy sexual intercourse to bedroom cuz he took shiloh on his couch. xD

ZEE?!: x3 tis ok smee

Dree: -speaks rushed nonsense-

Kenzie: Hey... Don't you think that Cody kind of looks like Peter Pan?

Dree: -silence- Uhh... -loud laughter-

Kenzie: Hahahaha! That's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever said!

Dree: Why did you say that? Hahaha

Kenzie: Because I found a picture of this turtle with a Peter Pan hat on

and it reminded me of him, then I compared him to dear old Peter and

found similarities!

Dree: Ohhhh hahaha!

Dree: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick...

Kenzie: -hums-

Dree: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

Kenzie: WHOA!

Both: -loud laughter-

Dree: I can tell when it's my best friend...

Kenzie: -high pitched voice- Who is your best friend?

Dree: You!

Kenzie: -laughs-

Dree: What?

Kenzie: I just remembered what we posted in Austin's truthbox... 'My best friend

thinks you are cute.'

Dree: Yea... What about it?

Kenzie: He said: 'Haha who's your best friend?'

Dree: Ohhh

Kenzie: Its funny!

Dree: Sure it is... Hahaha!