Random, short stories that revolve around the life of Bruce and Joker as a couple, along with Alfred because I love his attitude! Slash & Fluffiness.

With almost every super criminal sent back to Arkham, Batman feels uneasy by the Joker's total radio silence. Where did the Clown Prince of Crime disappear to? And what happens when Batman finally finds him? .. Oneshot .. M/M

"He wanted him out...but in a way, the nuisance was better than being a solitary being in this cold, dead world." Penumbra oneshot, slight Philip x Clarence.

While Joker was being escorted into the Asylum with Batman tagging along, the guard slipped and pushed Joker towards Batman, and they accidentally kissed! Needless to say, Batman was not expecting that. One-Shot.

Short random assorted Batman ficlets from the twisted mind behind "More than Fifty Four Negi and Chisame Threesomes". Contains dangerous amounts of the Joker, crossovers and crack-writing. You were warned.

The Gotham City Opera House receives an unusual new patron. Batman is determined to find out why.

Have you ever gone to sleep without wondering, at least once that day, 'Boy, wouldn't it be swell if every Disney story starred the Midnight Mallard, the Terror that Flaps in the Night, Darkwing Duck? No? No? I thought so. Well, here's your chance to witness that firsthand. You are a fortunate one, did you know that?

BatmanXJoker, slashy later chapters. What is the one thing Batman would never do? Give in to his most hidden desires. Batman doesn't make mistakes but is this a mistake?

A lost passage from Oswald Cobblepot's past, back when he met someone who could have been close to him. But being a child in Gotham City is rough.

John and Jim just want to spend some time together but Sherlock is an utter prat and keeps interrupting their dates. Enter the Joker, who is all too happy to keep Sherlock busy so the happy couple can have some alone time. And who knows? Maybe this is just the push his Batsy needs to come to his senses. Established Johniarty, eventual Joker/Batman.

Several months after the events of Death of the Family, the Joker is kidnapped from Arkham Asylum. Bruce has no choice but to go after him, and finds himself facing a curious enemy, familiar and new, and questioning his relationship with the Joker. (BatmanxJoker. No knowledge of Death of the Family plot line necessary)

I've got Supernatural one shots, but these are specifically smut (aka, basically all requests). If you have any requests, just let me know!

Mr. Freeze has gone off the deep end. Can Batman stop him before it's too late? And can the Joker save his Batsy from the aftermath? BatmanxJoker

A new killer of criminals stalks the streets of Gotham. Only one clown knows his identity or where he will strike next. Can the Joker help his Batsy come to terms with the killers identity? Eventual Joker/Batman.

Gotham's cupid is at it once again. This time, maybe Jervis will finally find out for Alice Do cats eat bats? Or do bats eat cats? Batman/Joker.

A retelling of 'A Night Before Christmas' by the Joker. Batman/Joker Rated for imagery. Now with added sing-a-long chapter!

Chapter 1: The Joker 's last words to the Batman. Chapter 2: Batman's reaction to the Joker's last words. Post the ending credits of Arkham City's main story.

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The artifacts scattered throughout the shelter had a strange effect on people, but Philip would never guess just what they were capable of.

On a cold night in Gotham, The Dark Knight continues his patrol after apprehending Poison Ivy. As he and his sidekick drive through the dark city streets, the World's Greatest Detective never guessed that they would soon become apart of the most embarrassing night of his life. Rated T for mild swearing/ There are no parings/ Is not set in any set time line

Greetings, I am Uatu the Watcher, a being who has watched over this universe ever since its... ahhhhhh, what's the point. Look, this is a bunch of stupid insane nonsense on the greatest heroes and villains of this era, okay? Read and enjoy if you want to, I am going to get myself some nachos.

They act like it's a comic book, but then the Joker's in his bed, and the rest are in his living room. When did everything get so strange? Slightly crackish AU - Slash between Joker/Batman, Cameos from as many villains as I could remember.

Batman resorts to an unusual method of persuasion when interrogating the Joker.

The Joker shows Batman what Arkham is really like.

AU Tag to 6.11 – Sam had his soul back, but he was...different. Less Sammy, more Rain Man. But being electrocuted – even if it was only minor – had the potential to be life-changing. Such was the case.

Joseph Kerr: actor by day, psychotic mass murderer by night. Bruce Wayne: playboy by day, crime fighting vigilante by night. When both personas fall in love, insanity ensues. But things get crazy when the Joker sees who's really behind that mask. JxB

The Joker's finally completed Ms. Quinn's transformation, and she out in the world with him for the first time. Harley is finally getting a dose of what The Joker's ACTUALLY like and seeing what it truly means to be in his world. Sequel to "For You".

Batman and Joker in the interrogation room. no, not from Dark Knight. Implied Batman/Joker. Rated T just to be safe.

BatmanxJoker The Joker is hurt and Batman has no choice but to take him in. Why is he putting his life at risk for a man who has only caused pain? “Get your trench coat and toss me the red lipstick baby, let’s do our scene.” STILL BEING UPDATED.

An unromantic take on the BatmanxJoker pairing, this story features drunk!Bruce Wayne, and Joker in a Santa suit. I rated it T for language, and for the boy-boy kissing.

Non-Nolanverse, Batman/Joker. When Bruce is kdnapped by Gotham's most wanted, he needs a distraction to escape. SLASH, 18

I am a total beginner to the fandom, and the only reason I find myself here is because there are fun-loving homicidal maniacs like The Joker to write about. This is my first attempt, I think it's kind of fluffy and cynical. Hints of Batman/Joker a little

Summary: AU. Bruce Wayne never became the Dark Knight. This doesn't stop a certain green haired from disrupting the natural order of things. Slash. J/B. Slightly movie based.

What does the Clown of Chaos pray for at night?

AU-Bruce Wayne is a spoiled teen who stars in the TV show, Batman. Joker is miserable underclassmen who attends Gotham High. When they are partnered up for Tech Ed, sparks, and fists, will fly. Humor, Violence, Romance, Language. Rated M for safety's sake

Batman makes a deal with the Joker that lands him in a very vulnerable position. Will the Joker take advantage of the situation? Pffft, of course he will! Joker/Batman One Shot Slash!

“Red…” The Joker whispered into Batman’s ear. “What a lovely color on you.” Batman closed his eyes and bit harshly down on his bottom lip. “I want your heart, not your life.” The Joker’s fingers trailed softly over the Bat Symbol. “Give it to me.” BxJ

The Joker is once again interrogated by Batman... but said clown finds a way to spice it up a little. Slash. Joker/Batman

Tensions are high when the Joker realizes a certain little pussycat is close to snatching Batman’s heart with her sharp claws. And the Dark Knight has a plan to put Harley down once and for all. Gee, isn’t love grand? BatmanxJoker. Three-shot.

After catching the Joker for almost killing Gordon and a room full of cops, the Harlequin of Hate wants to know why Batman let that LUNATIC Charlie almost kill him with one of his own bombs! BatmanxJoker. The Scene after ‘Joker’s Favor’ episode. Oneshot.

“I could never kill you.” BatmanxJoker.

Bruce Wayne has an unexpected visitor on his night off. BatmanJoker slashiness

He thinks that once upon a time, he had been able to control himself around the clown. BatmanJoker.

A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.