Greetings! *wave* ^^ I've see you've made the horrible mistake of clicking on my bio and possibly even considering making a bigger mistake by adding me or my crummy stories into your favorite section. All I have to say about this that I'm not responsible for any brain cell lose from reading my story and/or decrease in intelligence from my horrendous grammar.

So... you're still here! Wow you got guts!.. that or you're just plainly stupid. ANNNNNYWAYS! So you wanna get to know me? Welp! I'm currently 15, attending Layffette High school and plotting the downfall of all heterosexual beings! No, I'm not gay! ....I just act like it!

People who I love:

MY FRIENDS DUH!

-Mi Lord
-Sovia-sama
-Ozey
-Hoshi-sama
-Rebekah-sama
-Stucky-sama
-Ni-chan! *glomp and huggles*
-and other beings which I fail to mention cause I'm too damn lazy.

Give me these and I'll love you for life:

-Baked goods ((COOKIES ESPECIALLY!))
-Candy
-Money
-Fluffy angst
-Half naked Inuyasha.. O.o!

Give me these and I'll have you castrated:

-Geometry homework
-Invitation to a date with a guy
-A damn speech about why I should turn Christian
-A bible
-a lecture on why I should be like everyone else
-Half naked Sesshu-Maru...

My point of view on men...

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.
The nice, semi-handsome men with money think we are only after their money.
The men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we make the first move.

... So why bother? Men sucks... that's why I'm in love with a cow. Remember! If it doesn't have four stomachs, it's not worth molesting!

Favorite Quotes:

-I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.
-He broke my heart...so I broke his jaw.
-Never lick a glacier
-Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency
-Fungus is actually alive...o.o be afraid. Be VERY afraid
-behold my dumpling! Behold and FEAR IT DAMNIT! .
-Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
-Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again
-If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.
-When all else fails, violence prevails.
-There is a light side, a dark side, and then there's my side, we kill people ten times faster and with less reason.

That's all for now! ^^ Enjoy my work...laugh.. and I'll kick your ass.. ..... I'm watching you... be afraid... I can be anywhere.. behind the sofa, in your closet...or EVEN ... in your own bathroom... struggling for my life as I try not to drown in the toilet of doom...