Author has written 1 story for Devil May Cry. Greetings! *wave* ^^ I've see you've made the horrible mistake of clicking on my bio and possibly even considering making a bigger mistake by adding me or my crummy stories into your favorite section. All I have to say about this that I'm not responsible for any brain cell lose from reading my story and/or decrease in intelligence from my horrendous grammar.So... you're still here! Wow you got guts!.. that or you're just plainly stupid. ANNNNNYWAYS! So you wanna get to know me? Welp! I'm currently 15, attending Layffette High school and plotting the downfall of all heterosexual beings! No, I'm not gay! ....I just act like it! People who I love: MY FRIENDS DUH! -Mi Lord Give me these and I'll love you for life: -Baked goods ((COOKIES ESPECIALLY!)) Give me these and I'll have you castrated: -Geometry homework My point of view on men... The nice men are ugly. ... So why bother? Men sucks... that's why I'm in love with a cow. Remember! If it doesn't have four stomachs, it's not worth molesting! Favorite Quotes: -I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again. That's all for now! ^^ Enjoy my work...laugh.. and I'll kick your ass.. ..... I'm watching you... be afraid... I can be anywhere.. behind the sofa, in your closet...or EVEN ... in your own bathroom... struggling for my life as I try not to drown in the toilet of doom... |
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