Wanna know about me? I'll tell you. My name is Kirky...to my school at least...I'm a fat girl...I like to be stupid...so basically, that's my life. Oh yeah, and my mom is a sick cancer lady ( I put it that way to make me feel better. ) My brother has something mental in his head, my cousins need medicine...soooo!

~MoViE aNd bOOk qUoTeS!!!~

Randy: So, Allison? How are those Twins?
Allison and Katie: *burst into laughter*
Sabs: *frustrated* Randy!

Dewey Finn: I got a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No, it means I was drunk yesterday.

Jake: I made a sign to show my true feelings for Briana!
*Jake and Jen climb up a really tall building and hang the sign from it*
Jen: *reads it upside down* I love you Brian...from Jake Marshall...JAKE! IT SAYS BRIAN!
Jake: Oh no...
*after leaving the building, Jen trying not to laugh, Jake embarrassed*
A Huge Guy: Who put that sign there?
Jen: *points to Jake* He did.
A.H.G: You're Jake Marshall? I'm going to kill you...I *AM* Brian!
Jake: Uh oh...

Melody: The walls are mushy!!!

~LiFe QuOtEs~

Me: Did you do your homework?
Summer: Homework? You mean the work you do at home?
Me: What other work do teachers hand out besides tests and classwork?
Summer: Chill Time work!

Brittany: Pookie's in the mornin', Pookie's in the evenin', Pookie's at suppertime!
Me: Why do you think Pookie's at suppertime?
Brittany: Because he's the main course?
Me: NO! Because he's a dog and he wants FOOD.
Brittany: Oh...

Me: Biggie biggie biggie biggie biggie biggie biggie biggie biggie!
Matt: Smalls smalls smalls smalls smalls smalls smalls smalls smalls!
Mom: Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!
Me: Okay *runs after Chinga*

Me: *singing* Shake it like a shakemaker!
Brittany: It's saltshaker.
Me: Oh..*singing again* Shake it like a shakeshaker!

Me: Why are you going through my stuff?
Megan: I like rummaging through stuff...hey! Can I have your bracelets, purse, wallet, and this other stuff? *points around my room*
Me: Only the bracelets...and you can BORROW them!

Me: *crying while dialing her mom's phone number* Hello?
Toof: Hey.
Me: Lemme talk to Mom.
Toof: No.
Me: TOOF! It's important!
Emily: *looking around* Pole...grass...car...line...line...line...line...line...
Mom: Hi.
Me: I didn't make the cheerleading squard.
Mom: Awww...
Emily: Hi Bob! *talking to a pole* How are you?
Me and Mom: *continues our conversation until I have to leave* Bye.
Me: Do you do that that often?
Emily: *hears my toot* Do you do THAT often?

Me: *running around and dancing in my underwear* Lalala I am a sexy beast, see me in my undies! I will be pregnant with twelve million kids, and they will be sexy beasts too! Ooo ooo ooo ooo...look at me leggies now! Ooo ooo ooo ooo...eat my baby spinach! Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo OOOO! *tries to jump over a tall stool and falls* Ow oo oo ooo OOOOOOOOOOOW!