I'm an oddball from Maryland who loves anime, Japan, Harry Potter, fantasy/fiction, crossovers, and sci-fi. I am obsessed with an anime called Naruto and I have some good fanart that I need to scan and put up on my soon-to-be-here webpage. I love potatoes, chocolate, and ice cream. Did I mention that I'm weird and that Sam P likes whipped cream on Gaara? :cracks up at Sam's fruitless attempts to keep me from saving this: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, how I love to torture you, Sam!

Favorite Naruto characters:

Naruto-hyperactive like my friend
Haku-the too pretty guy that both girls and guys love
Shikamaru-the unbelievably smart lazy bum
Itachi-the 'hot bastardo' as we like to call him
Hinata-the shy girl you have to love
Shino-the freaky bug dude who's mysterious air just begs you to discover the secret. (Note- I play Shino in an RP. So sue me for being somewhat poetic about him.)
Iruka-the closet pervert who's teaching and control skills suck.

My friends:

Sam P, aka Tetra- she's... well, she's Tetra. She has a REALLY bad memory and a heathen dog who is undeniably adorable dachshund. Sam's a brunette who looks exactly like her character Tetra: blue-green eyes and brunette hair, though it's light brown. German. Quote: "Quote? What the hell do you need that for?" and "Me and Zeke could SO beat Kiba and Akamaru. See, watch! Roll over Zeke! Ah, crap; he peed on his shirt again."

Alicia, aka Kira- she's the most hyper and spastic person I know, which is really saying something. Alicia has the biggest stomach and will eat almost anything edible, including Kiba... :snicker: don't tell her I said that! She's also similar to her character: red hair, amber eyes, pale, unbelievably skinny, and freckly. Irish. Quote: "Are you gonna eat that?"

Robin, aka Kiki- Karate-freak who loves Naruto obsessively. She wants his bod, man. Robin loves AMV's of Naruto and reading the manga more than the anime, which pisses me off a lot of the time. Robin is really smart which also pisses me off, and is in all accelerated classes, damn her! :sighs and calms down: Well, anyway, Robin's nice and smart and has a ton of manga because her family's kinda rich. DAMN HER AGAIN!! Robin: long, straight brown hair, dark brown eyes, shortish, Italian. Quote: "AIYA!!"

Alexis- She is pretty lazy but smart, too. Being very good at drawing anime, I am jealous of her since she is also from a well-off family. They even have a condo-place in Deep Creek! But, she's nice and we share interests and stuff. She loves food and the color orange, and has blonde hair, blue eyes, pale-easy-to-burn skin, and freckles. Quote: (after I say something partially mean in criticism) "Cruelty!!"

Joey- Heh, what can I say about Joey? He's the nicest guy I know. Skater/rocker/gothic/punk hybrid-ish dude, he's really nice and since he buys a double lunch everyday, I get to eat some of his food! He was my one friends' boyfriends the year before last, but she dumped him. He loves fire and the color black and calls Alicia 'Peppy' since she's so hyper in the morning. He's got brownish-blonde hair and blue eyes, and he's fairly short. Quote: "What?"

Sam W, aka Ookami- Obsessed with wolves and lupes(from Neopets). Sam is nice and can draw too damn good, but she's nice and we're a lot alike, what with being a bit harsh with criticism. Sam: Long dark brown hair usually in a braid or ponytail, light blue eyes. Quote: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

Jon P, aka Shippo- Sam's evil semi-twin! Born only eleven months after his sister, Jon is the baby of the family and somewhat of a tard at times. He also is a pervert in love with boobs and he likes me. Oh joy. He and Sam look alike, but he's taller by an inch or so, with the same eyes and hair, except his is buzzed. He loves Inuyasha, .hack, and Naruto. Like I mentioned before, he's a bloody pervert. Quote: "I like Ouka. She's got a big chest."

Rhianna, aka Invader Hera- She's my friend that now lives in Flordia. She loves The Nightmare Before Christmas and Invader Zim. She's really nice and funny, and her fics are cool. Check her out, her pen name is Invader Hera. She had brown hair and brown eyes and she probably could do voices for cartoons because she's good at it, or at least she was the last time I saw her. I can't believe I forgot to add her! BAH! Quote: "All shall fear me and my evil doom-ness!"

Pets:

Rusty: the fattest cat I've ever met, which is saying something. He weighs over 20 pounds, and we can't get him to go down. He's a light orange/cream tabby, and the snuggliest cat ever. When he lays down on his stomach, he looks like a pancake, thus his names include 'Sir Pan of the Cakes' and 'Prince Bowling Ball', and my favorite 'Lumpy Man'. Quote if he could talk: "Feed meh!"

Callie: She's Rusty's girlfriend, I think. They may be having problems, though, because they're not as close as they were. Callie's a pretty young cat, but she's also fat. She's a lovely calico and snuggly, too. She's a calico. Quote if she could talk: ":SQUEAK!: :WHINE!: Let me out!"

Jasmine: Tortishell or Burmese mix, we're not sure. Definitely an outside cat, she's my mum's favorite and loves me more than my mum. Um, she's always sick because she never comes around the house for food since the other cats don't like her. Quote if she could talk: "Let me go before I claw your eyeballs out and use your body as my personal scratch post."

Sammy: She's a total... witchy-cat. Sammy's a gray tabby and loves being outside. She's as thin as a twig and not that graceful. I like her, though she hates me, and is Sam P's forced friend. Quote if she could talk: "&@#$%^&^%$#@*@#$%^&^%$#@!#$%^&^%$#@!!! I HATE YOU!!"

Zeke: The most adorable puppy ever. He's an angel, though mischievious and gets into everything. HE barks too much and snuggles too close, but he's absolutely cute! :hugs Zeke: He's Sam P's little puppy, though Zeke is almost two years old, and snores. Quote if he could talk: "Damn you, woman!!"

(note: the following are kind of made up. they are real, however, in my mind!)

Torano: My blizzard dragon of all times! She's been passed down in my family through generations- well, that's a lie. But, Torano will eat flames I get, because she loves me! :pets Torano's head affectionately: She'll need something to warm her up, you know? She's pure white with Icicle fangs and snow wings. Very odd indeed, but I love her! Quote: "You shall get frostbite on your most private of parts and then they will fall off, and then you shall be eaten alive and forced into a cold eternity forever if you mess with me. So don't."

Yukina: My snow ferret, but she's adoable being pure black. Yeah, snow ferret, but she's a special kind in her non-exsistent species, from what I know. She's a little sweetie and loves to be held. The word 'Yuki' means snow in Japanese, therefore Yukina. Quote if she could talk: "Pet me, dammit! Give me some sort of attention!"

Favorite weapons: Katana, scythe, HUGE ax for hacking up bodies-err... daggers, and witty-mean-funny-scary personality.

Favorite bands: too many to list.

Favorite genre(s) of music: modern rock, rap-rock(think Linkin Park, since they don't sing all of their lyrics and rap a LOT of them), classic rock, alternative rock, some metal rock, like Metallica. Definitely into old 90's and 80's rock, like Nirvana and Hole since my sister would blare them over her stereo, and Oingo Boigo and the Police. Love Nickleback and Hoobastank.

Things I hate: homophobes, country music, spiders, bugs(though I love Shino), posers, Gaara(he just freaks me out), Kankuro, Kisame(ewww...to keep myself from blushing, I picture him naked and I go pale), Orochimaru, Neji(EVIL! EVIL!), and everyone who is mean to poor Naru-chan. Also, I hate popular people, snotts, and jocks. Preps suck, and only nice people get to be my friends!! :beats KK over the head with a bat: No one will get it unless you're a close friend who actually knows KK...

Mother: "It's just not natural."
Me: "Why not?"
Mother: "Because a guy shouldn't stick his (insert the you-know-what word that starts with a 'P') into another guy's butt. That's where poop comes out!"
Me: :is trying desperately not to laugh, and therefore I retreated to my hole, aka my room:

Oh, also, since Tetra is nagging at me, she likes Gaara and Kira likes Kiba and Kiki likes Naruto and I like the only smart guy in the entire anime, Shikamaru. I support yaoi and yuri, since straight pairings are just... weird in Naruto. Can you actually see Naruto with Hinata? In the words of my brother, aka Rhendal, "If Naruto even kissed her, Hinata would have a fucking heart attack!" Tetra and I both agree.

:does a Gai/Lee pose: Buh bye!

Works-

Karaoke Nights: Working on Chapter 4. Chouji sings and Shikamaru gets a visit from the green fairy again.
Evanescence: A fic that I will be posting when I can, but not likely to be soon. I'm working on chapter 7 or 8 right now, and it's an Itachi/OC, Orochimaru/OC fic. She's kinda MarySue but not really since she gets raped a lot, thoguh it's not graphic. Most MarySues that I've read don't get raped. Anyway, It won't come out for a while.

Requests for fics: OPEN/CLOSED

Fic requests can be odd couple challenges, humor, romance, and I will do yaoi or yuri. I won't do rape or dark fics because I just can't write them well. Incest is also a no. But, I am taking requests because I am just so bored. So, email me with your requests. :does another Gai/Lee pose:

See ya!