Me: Why exactly am I bothering to write this? It's not like anyone checks, right?
Mr.Chicken (my chicken): Someone might...
Me: Shut up you! Who asked you to talk, you? And wat do you mean someone might check? *gasp*louder gasp* You told Mussolini and Hitler that I'm here?!
Mr.Chicken: *narrows eyes* They are dead...
Me: Exactly my point! And why do you always have to leave three dots behind after you speak?
Mr.Chicken: *narrows eyes further*
Me: Awww! Look at 'im! Ain't he CUTE??!! He's sleeping! *Mr.Chicken narrows eyes even further* I should get him to bed. *somehow gets Mr.Chicken into the bedroom of Henry V and sets him down on the bed* I should sing him a lullaby. *starts singing*

Oh Mr.Chicken went up the hill
Jingle bells all the way
And broke his crown
And wore a gown
And quickly wrote his will
Like he'll die the very same day!!!!
*stops singing* *sees Henry V standing in the door way*

Henry V: Who art thou?
Me: Huh?
Henry V: Who are you?
Me: I'm Nilu and you should be dead
Henry V: I should be dead? Really? Ok then, CU around!! *somehow goes back to wherever he was buried and turns into nothingness* *Mr.Chicken has sliped away, leaving me alone* *pout* *quiver* *single tear* *more tears* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *the world goes to hell*

~*FIN*~

I think I should go now, don't you? I'm losing my head... three dots... like Mr.Chicken...*pout* *...same things as happened before and the Univers goes to hell*

Ok, I really think I should go now!

Lots'o'luv, poisoned chocolates and fromage,

~Nilu