If I have made you laugh, my work is done.

Actually, I'm a college student who majored in chemistry and math, finished those, indulged latent masochistic tendencies by majoring in engineering, finished that even though I hated it, and promptly decided to go to graduate school in math. (I believe that this is the very definition of insanity.) English drives me crazy because, unlike math, it is not logical. This is my way of keeping my writing skills in shape while I exercise some of that excess creativity that I am expressly forbidden from showing in any kind of academic endeavor whatsoever... for obvious reasons.