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CURRENT OBSESSIONS:

These change very often, due to my extremely short attention span that is comparable to a 5 year old's, or a senior citizen's. If I suddenly stop writing a fanfic and begin writing a bunch more for an entirely different fandom -not that I've actually written any yet..- I apologize; and, you have permission to slap me.

1) HETALIA, DA? ARU? OUI? ~

2) STAR TREK FOREVEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR.

3) My Little Pony!

4) Blue Exorcist

5) Bleach

Name?: Christian, if I were a boy.

Real name?: Krista

Beloved Pet Name: Kris -But if you can, spell it with a 'C' and an 'H' and refer to me as male.-

Age?: I'm sure this is totally important and useful to know.

Species?: A type of ceremonial sword from Indonesia.

Sex?: Yes please.

LIKES: ANGST. ANGST. ANGST. ANGST. It's ultimately ruining my sense of humor- BUT IT'S SO ADDICTING.

(I also like myself. :D)

DISLIKES: SHOWERS (Y U EXIST?) , Baboons, Cherry-flavored fluoride, Only-childness, any form of liquids in general, swimming, blondes, the sound of rubbing Cardboard together, pills, badly written porn, badly drawn porn, Anime-dubs, and pickled eggs. D8

"I'm a doctor! Not a...*insert noun of choice here*"

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kris

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Krizzle... Interesting, it reminds me of eggs roasting on the sidewalk.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Green Deer~

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Katherine Kingswood... Ha, it sounds rich!

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Watkrider. YEAH.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Lemonade. Blue pee? Yippie!

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Rtaewkr. I PWN YOU.

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Ann. Lovely.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Socks. I don't think I'd make many friends with this name.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

They are Catholics. Oh, they are, aren't they?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A GIANT TURTLE. O: (No, really! It's a stuffed animal..)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Ridicule. A French movie with subtitles about Revolutionary dudes and ladies having sex... fancily. With big hair.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:30..?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:24 -_-*

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mother swearing violently over the phone... and some dudes singing in German- Oh, and now a French Band singing about Glass and cups and Ghosts.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday at around noon. I was taking a walk. It was fun :D

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

America + England = Le sex. (M rated pictures, otherwise.)

9. What are you wearing?

Skin.

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope. But, the last dream I can remember is of my old friend Natsume... and then I was being chased by a morbidly-obese man with a fetish for cute little girls.

11. When did you last laugh?

Yesterday, at a funny quote involving rainbow pills and small children -See below-

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A Mirror... A picture of the Eiffel tower... some windows... My cat.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

DOES MY FACE COUNT? :'D

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's a great way to procrastinate on your essay. Especially if you're going back to change your answer to sound like you have swag. (Damned History class..)

15. What is the last film you saw?

Ridicule... I just told you! IT'S IN FRENCH PEOPLE! Oui~

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

EVERYTHING.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm in love with Nazi uniforms.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd make baboons illegal. I hate those things.

19. Do you like to dance?

le gasp* Physical movement?! How dare you suggest something so preposterous! *bitch-slap*

20. George Bush?

They're great porta-potties when you're camping and without basic-civilization.

Z1. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

UM. I can't think of anything clever enough... TT_TT Let's call her Child #1.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Uh... Francis. Then, maybe I can marry a guy named Kirkland and he can be my personal FrUk lovechild~

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Canadian, plz?~

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

"HOLY SH*T IT'S MY OTHER ILLEGITIMATE CHILD."

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Ahonhonhon~

THE DESIGNATED HETALIA SECTION.

Lookit.

Just to make it clear-

I support every single Hetalia pairing there is-

Even if I really don't.

Yes, that includes the hype about USUK vs. FrUk. I like both :D

(That also means FrUs.

I'd like to believe that they're having secret-Hate-sex when they're not fighting over Iggy.)

"Prussia has seized and occupied my vital regions!"

-Austria

No, France was not gay. He was just... full of love. And he wanted to share it with every living being. (A.K.A. Anything that moves.)"

--England's odd little secret by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian

"Good morning, you have reached Yao. I am currently in bed with Ivan Braginski and do not wish to be disturbed. Please direct all comments, queries, and expressions of hysteria to the voicemail, which I will delete at a time convenient to me. Have a nice day!"

-'The Tiger and The Dragon' by George deValier

"Well sir," Not Prussia said with a grin. "You're in luck, for this pizza is PENIS FLAVORED."

-Roleplay by Boogily

Day started off pretty normal. I was up at five but Lud and father had already been up for an hour already (which is really all that shocking as they both go to bed at, like, eight) and both had already found the cure for cancer and AIDS, solved world hunger, written the treaty for World Peace and found environmentally stable and economically affordable energy sources. But won’t share it because they want breakfast first.

-The Most Incredible, Awesome, Kick-ass, fool-proof Date Plan Ever. By comptine

Ludwig: (-to the tune of “Spiderman”- Cockblock Man. Clockblock man. Does whatever a chastity belt can. Stops that awesome, any size. See that chick? Now you don’t. Watch out, here comes the Cockblock Man.)

"He’s got a date."

-The Most Incredible, Awesome, Kick-ass, fool-proof Date Plan Ever. By comptine

"I'd like to be able to get some sleep tonight- and I can't do it if I know I'm going to have nightmares about Germany in a mankini!"

-England inTwo Countries, One World' by Akira Cat

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

-W. C. Fields

"Poor People! At first they were dying, but now they're boring." - Riducule (1996)

"Sometimes, I wonder, will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then, I look around and I realize...

God left this place a long time ago."

-Danny Archer in Blood Diamond.

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."
"Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth!" - Jurassic Park

"You want me to drive?"
"No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive."
"Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal." - Lethal Weapon

"Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
Well, I haven't killed you yet."- Lethal Weapon

"What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?" *gestures to gun*
"I would if I slept." - Lethal Weapon

"Once, I found these rainbow coloured pills in mummy's drawer, and then I ate them, and the rainbow was inside of me!" - Anon

"I need a six month holiday, twice a year. - Anon

"I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5."Anon

"Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair." - Anon

"Aspire to inspire before you expire." - Anon

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."- Anon

"Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played."- Anon

"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does." - Anon

"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen"- Anon

"I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.- Anon

"Reports of my death have been exaggerated. But not by much." - Kasidy Yates DS9

"Don't be a fool, wrap you tool!"- Marlenacecilia

"Popcorn has magically appeared in my crotch!"- Emi (a perverted friend of mine.)

"Everywhere I go... Everyone's naked."- Go Eun Chan in 'Coffee Prince'

I

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."

-Napoleon Bonaparte

II

"An 18 year old boy is carried into the Shock Ward,

and he looks up at me trustingly, asking,

'How am I doing Nurse..?'

I just kiss his forehead and say,

'You're doing fine, Soldier.'

He smiles sweetly and replies,

'Oh, okay. I was just checking...'

Then he dies.

We all cry in private,

but not in front of the Boys.

Never in front of the Boys."

-June Wandrey WII in HD

"I have been asking you to tell the doctor how you feel for the past month!"

"Well, now that he knows how I feel...?"

"... I am happy for you."

"That's a relief-"

"But, I am going to kill him."

- Worf and Ezri in "What You Leave Behind"

"All during the years of my exile, I imagined what it would be like to come home. I even thought of living in this house again, with Mila. But now she's dead, and this house is about to be reduced to a pile of rubble. My Cardassia is gone."

"Then fight for a new Cardassia!"

"I have an even better reason, Commander: Revenge."

"Well, that works too." - Garak and Kira, on the destruction of Cardassia "What You Leave Behind"

"Has Starfleet Command approved of this arrangement?"

"No."

"I like it already."- Tomalak and Picard "All Good Things"

"You see this? This is you. I'm serious! Right here, life is about to form on this planet for the very first time. A group of amino acids are about to combine to form the first protein. The building blocks of what you call life. Strange, isn't it? Everything you know... your entire civilization... it all begins right here in this little pond of goo. Appropriate somehow, isn't it? Too bad you didn't bring your microscope. It's really quite fascinating. Oh, look! There they go. The amino acids are moving closer... and closer... and closer! Awwww! Nothing happened! See what you've done?"

- Q, explaining to Picard how life on Earth never formed because of the anomaly he caused "All Good Things" (Good god that was hard to copy down D: )

"The Continuum didn't think you had it in you, Jean-Luc, but I knew you did."

"Are you saying that it worked? We collapsed the anomaly?"

"Well, you're here, aren't you? You're talking to me, aren't you?"

"What about my crew?"

"'The anomaly...my ship...my crew...' I suppose you're worried about your fish, too. Well, if it puts your mind at ease, you've saved humanity...once again."

"I sincerely hope that this is the last time that I find myself here."

"You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The trial never ends. We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did."

"When I realized the paradox."

"Exactly. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. That is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence."

"Q, what is it that you're trying to tell me?"

"You'll find out. In any case, I'll be watching. And if you're very lucky, I'll drop by to say hello from time to time. See you...out there."

- Q and Picard, their last conversation with each other EVER.

"Ladies and gentlemen, and invited transgendered species..."

- Data, addressing the crowd at the wedding "ST: Nemesis"

"Romulan ale should be illegal..."

"It is." - An extremely drunk Worf And La Forge

"Try to relax, Lieutenant."

"Oh, if you tell me to relax one more time I'm going to rip your holographic head off!"

"I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth." - The Doctor and B'Elanna Torres, with Torres being in labor... "End Game"

"Don't celebrate yet. Klingon labor sometimes lasts several days!."

(Torres screams and makes a grab for his face)

"Of course, I'm sure that won't be the case here." - The Doctor and Lt. Torres "End Game"

"I would prefer it if you not speak to me as though we are on intimate terms."

"We are on intimate terms!" - Seven Of Nine And Chakotay "End Game"

"God in Heaven help us..."

"Divine intervention is unlikely." - Some Random Dude and The Doctor

"Spock. Comment?"

"Very bad poetry, Captain."

"A more useful comment, Mister Spock." - Kirk and Spock

"Well this is a new ship, but she's got the right name. Now you remember that, you hear?"

"I will, sir."

"You treat her like a lady, an' she'll always bring you home..." - Admiral McCoy to Data, referring to the Enterprise D -which pwns your betches-

"He's dead, Jim" - McCoy, the same repeated line in every single damned episode. And I love it.

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us.

Resistance is futile."

RIP

JEANNE D'ARC

Declared Saint and Heroine of France.

May her ashes be washed of Sin in the Seine,

and may she be remembered a Martyr.

1412- May 30th 1431

Died at 19-

By the hands of the English.